WTFH

Whoa! I'm in, I'm in. Pushy freakin' rodents.

*chittering*

You heard me. ...great, I'm arguing with squirrels. Okay, let's see what creepy stalking you did yesterday over at the school. The Modern Workplace talked about drugs being a no. Which meant offering drugs to the students. You know, I mighta stuck around in high school for that. Some kid named Joker pretended to drink it before getting into a fight with Sholeh--seriously? That's a name?--about who was the real one. Pam didn't understand how Joker managed to drink it, so she took some and threw up. Stay classy, Pam. Yeul--I mean, are these misspellings or something? No?--tried to talk to Sholeh about last week, but she didn't remember being upset. That's a sure sign of everything being a-okay. Oh, and then Cheryl and Pam hallucinated a bunch of *BEEP*. I can't say *BEEP*? Are you *BEEP*ing kidding me?

*BEEP*ing weird. Fine, Chemistry decided they were chemistry and talked about changes. Coping with Change talked about staying calm. Which I'm sure works for some people, but I think a machete works better. And they had the kids float. Whatever that's supposed to mean. Flavours, Food Choices, and Menu Planning talked about their finals and what dishes they wanna do. Wow, that almost sounds normal.

At the library, Billy get *BEEP* set up for people to come and research anything strange. Which means the whole *BEEP*ing island. Some guy named Jamie stopped by to ask about books to prevent future dystopias and baring that, Archie comics. Yeah, he's totally gonna prevent that future. I can just feel it. Kenzi brought in Mia for kids books and job hunting, but didn't know who the *BEEP* he was. That is really getting annoying. I'll wring your furry little necks if it happens one more *BEEP*.

That wasn't even a swear!

*BEEP*ing squirrels. Joker asked Billy if magic could help. And I'm gonna step in here and say no. Magic's not gonna freakin' help. Then people researched. Or, if you're Joker, told Celia she's adorable. He also told Elisabeth to take a nap. Jamie was laughing at Archie comics, but Joker didn't think that was appropriate. Tell me about it. Those things aren't funny at all. Joker--okay, dude is all over the library--hoped that Hannibal was a scientist or something. He also got pissed at Bo and Tamsin for 'breaking time'. I wouldn't mind a little time breaking if it was them. Oh, and Josh was in his office yelling about his bracket. Tell me about it. *BEEP* Duke.

In town, we had that Stiles kid 'having a tough time' at the Trooper Station. Jamie stopped by to report his lost virginity and, I gotta admit, that's a good one. Furball number 1 showed up with lunch and then they hugged because of family stuff. Yeah, that's normal. Kitty stopped by to check on the kid with coffee before finding out about Derek's bad taste in clothing. Furball number 2 stopped by and apparently is a bloodsucker instead. Oh, that just makes perfect sense. Sure. Some chick named Lucy was lost in front of Ching Tai. Also getting lost was Kenzi and her kid--pretty sure the kid is new--on their way home. And then a disembodied voice named Kestrel guided them home. I don't even have enough time in the day to describe how wrong that is. I really don't. Over in the Park, Jack was feeding a duck when he bumped into the other bloodsucker, Allie. Better than that Eric guy. Gives me the bad touch vibe. Jack also told Kaidan that it was a novelty to see ducks. Dude. Kaidan, just stay away from the leech on legs, okay? Caritas had half price drinks from Mike and why the hell wasn't I there last night? And Allie was distracted at the Devil's Nest. Just what you wanna hear. Oh yeah.

But that's it, guys. I'm done with these mother *BEEP*ing squirrels.