WTFH

Hello, Fandom, and happy day after Christmas. Please, don't tell me about your presents. I'm liable to go into a jealous rage, black out and wake up surrounded by bodyparts.

Christmas becomes so much lamer the older you get, remember that. But New Years gets better.

Anyway, as far as news goes, Ellie was at the clinic for some reason. I bet she could have gotten off due to snow. John was avoiding Tino at Caritas and, surprise, Jaina stopped in. Karev was in the second floor common room and talked to Bruce about not being big on the holidays. Bod was looking at snow, and a whole bunch of people are back from Christmas trips. Like Ender, who gets a visit from Tahiri. And Luke, who talks to both Nico and Percy. Jason is also back in town and Nico stops by after getting sexiled from his room. Tough break, bro.

Anyway, that's it for tonight. Enjoy those last feelings of Christmas while you can. Onto New Years! I can't wait to get drunk.

Wallace: Hello, Fandom. This is Wallace Wells and Dan Humphrey filling in for your lovely principle this evening.

Dan: Very lovely. Good leader. Brilliant.

Wallace: Stop sucking up, Dan.

Dan: Right.

( Friiiiiday radio )

Wallace: Helllllllo Fandom! You like me, you really like me!

Dan: And me too.

Wallace: Nobody cares, Dan.

Dan: I hate this already.

Wallace: Lies! Everything is fun with Wallace Wells. To the news!

( The O key on my keyboard is still jacked siiiiiiiigh )