WTFH

*static*

Hey, Han--

Hang on. Hang on, someone's calling me. Hello?

*chittering*

Oh my god, you are kidding me. Seriously? I'm at a -- ugh. Hang on a second. EVERYBODY QUIET!

Ahem.

Good morning, Fandom! This is Miley Ray here, coming at you with a special remote broadcast of WTFH Fandom Radio, live from Malibu, CA! Hope the sun is shining back at school, 'cause it sure is here, so here comes the news, mkay? Lemme just pull up my email... there we go.

Not a ton happened at school yesterday, looks like, 'cause school's over. But in the dorms, a lot was going on! Petra was packing up her stuff and found fruitcake all over the place, and Jack was packing too. Cara was working on a punching bag at the gym, and my fantastic awesome amazing boyfriend Dave was using a fruitcake as a paperweight. Sounds fun! I'm so not gonna ask about the fruitcakes, though.

In the common room, Wesley had fruitcake too, which is where Mercy came in to ask about the fruitcake and tell him that she's a coyote. Okay! Then Alex came in too, and they talked about their plans for break. Fun!

That's it for dorms, so here's stuff on town!

Ronan was tweeting at the clinic. Ooh, I totally love twitter. Y'all should follow Justin Bieber, his tweets are amazing. Vincent had a fruitcake at Cafe Luke's, and Immature Jack came by to demand food as Vincent's Christmas present. Ugh. Really, Jack? Really? Tino covered for Jake at Caritas, Hermione drank coffee at the Perk, and Trick was taking a customer service exam at Portalocity when Ronan came in on a twitter break to make sure that the building hadn't been burned down.

I really hope no one needed anything at the clinic yesterday. OMG.

Anyway, that's all for today, guys! Have a great rest of break! XOXO!

Hey, guys. Yadda yadda yadda, WTFH radio, Miley Ray with the news of the day… let's get started, 'kay? Y'all smart types are gonna want to be in the library, I'm assuming, so get goin'.
 
( why didn't I just write this in the morning radio )

Okay! That's all for today, folks! Remember: LIBRARY. Like, now, if you can. 'Kay, cool, bye.

Hey, y'all! Hope everyone's having an awesome fantastic amazing week like I am! Miley Ray here, bringing you the news of yesterday! Let's get started, 'kay?

( hyper oblivious almost-a-birthday-girl radio! )
 
Okay, that's all the news for the day, guys! See you tomorrow at my birth—
 
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Hey, y'all! Miley Ray here for your weekly dose of energetic Southern charm in the mornings! How are you guys doing today? Well, I hope it's good, and I guess now we'll find out, 'cause here comes yesterday's news!
 
( too much energy radio! )

Hey, y'all! Miley Ray here again for your Tuesday morning news, so you don't get the blues, 'cause I'm… wearing new shoes!

Whatever, I haven't rhymed for a couple weeks, so we're going with that.

( Madly in love with pop star self radio! )

Hey, y'all! Miley Ray here again, bringing you the news of what you were up to yesterday, 'cause I care. And 'cause these squirrels are much more aggressive than the ones in Tennessee.
 
For one, the ones in Tennessee don't drink apple juice. That's apple juice, right?
 
So here we go!
 
( Lots of Ks in today's broadcast! )
 
Mysteries, y'all.
 
So that's all the news we've got for today, everybody! Till next time, remember to brush your teeth, charge your phones, and tune in bright and early on Tuesday for more of the WTFH news! Catch ya later!

Hey, y'all! It's Miley Ray again, coming at you from WTFH Fandom Radio, here to bring you the daily news so you won't get the blues, and…
 
I like kangaroos.
 
*irritated chittering*
 
Come on, you guys! I'm really trying here!
 
( Clothes-obsessed radio! )


So that's all for today, guys! Now, if we could just get back to the discussion of leg--

*click*

Aww! You guys are so cute! I am telling you, back home in Tennessee you might be going in the stew, but –

*frantic chittering*

‘Scuse me?

WELL, then. Hmph.

Hey, y’all, this is Miley Ray coming at you from – what’s this called again?

*chittering*

– WTFH radio, here to bring you the news of the latest stuff goin’ down in this island town, ‘cause… that’ll ward off the frowns! I’ve got a bunch of notes and an empty morning ahead of me, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the morning!

( Disney Radio: Totally Appropriate For Islandbabies. Money-Back Guarantee! )