Sam: Good evening, Fandom. I think I speak for Dean and myself when I say we hope everyone had a better Friday than last week.

Dean: At least one that doesn't involve needing a bellhop follow you around with a baggage cart.

Sam: Seriously. The notes look a lot more peaceful this week.

Dean: And shorter.

Sam: Here, give me the first bit and I'll see what we've got tonight.


School News

Sam: The Great Outdoors covered camping today, particularly how to prepare for a camping trip and how to scout out a good camping spot. You know, since you can't always stay in a well-equipped cabin when you're camping.

The Arts and Crafts class worked on bug-related crafts today such as bug racers and pom-pom bugs. I guess that's pretty fitting for summer, considering some of the bugs I've seen at the campsite.

Dean: And the old Stickbug cabin. Man, those guys were insane.

Sam: All the cabins were pretty insane then, you have to admit. The topic of the day in Dating, Hooking Up, and Sex was kinks, from mild to extreme. I got to talk to everyone about phone sex, which was something Dean asked me to do, not something I did because it's my kink, so there.

Dean: But it is, as regular listeners to you doing radio would know.

Sam: It's not--it only happens occasionally. Anyway, once I was done, Scully asked about the potential for phone tapping during phone sex, which is something I hope no one here has to worry about. Then everyone put together kinky outfits, which led to Scully asking Warren about his wings and exchanging phone numbers with him. Finally, everyone talked to Dean about why they chose the outfits they did, while trying to ignore the fact that he was dressed as a priest.

Dean: Hey, I was just doing what I was asking them to do.

Sam: By trying to get yourself struck by lightning, obviously. After class, Chuck and Dean talked about how hard it was for Chuck to not jump Dean during class, since he's turned on by the priest thing. I think everyone in class was grateful that, thank you very much.

The Ocker 101 students learned about edible plants and... insects? I guess if you're desperate for something to eat... anyway, the students sampled some of the strangely edible things and then had a barbecue, which I imagine had more regular food.

The First Aid class covered fractures and broken bones and how to deal with them, and learned how to sing Dry Bones and put together a skeleton puzzle, so they'd remember how the bones are attached to each other.

And Dan was in a good mood at the library, even though he spent his shift reading Edgar Allen Poe. That's some skill right there, seriously.


Cabin News

Dean: Over at the campsite, Bruce was in the Alligator living room doing insane crosswords. What makes a crossword insane? And how can you tell? Does it come wrapped in a little strait jacket or something?

At the main campfire area this afternoon, Rilla was finishing up her letter home outside and Jonas stopped by and they talked about where they're from. Squall pointed out that the fire wasn't lit but if he did it himself people might show up. And that would be bad. Y'know, that kid has some serious anti-social issues.

Over in the middle of the camp, Claudia was working on building a trebuchet. For those that don't know their weapon history, a trebuchet looks like what you'd get if a catapult mated with a slingshot. In other words, it's totally awesome.

Sam: That does sound really awesome.

Dean: Gunn wanted to know if she was going to be launching any cows. That's a great scene from a great movie. A real classic. Kurt was all what the *beep* shooting cows through space at Gunn. Guess he's never seen it.

Kurt suggested using it to launch a giant water balloon at a campfire. Claudia approved of that thought. So do I. That's the kind of prank that hearkens back to the days of Stickbug. Makes me positively nostalgic.

Sam: That's because you enjoyed that cabin session.

Dean: Oh come on. You can't say you didn't have some fun that summer. I saw your face when we pranked Alec and Jaye. Which I will point out were better, more subtle pranks than anybody in Stickbug managed.

Sam: The pranks were fun. The no-shirts-allowed parties, not so much.

Dean: You're just annoyed that Peter wasn't here back then to go to them with you.

Sam: ...I'm not going to agree to that when we're on the air. I don't want to encourage you.


Town News

Sam: Captain Price was making paper firearms at Wellspring Arms in order to pass the time, the Imperial Junke Yard was open, but mysteriously quiet, and Vida was processing some creepy-looking sunflowers at Covent Garden Flowers.

Christian and Leia went on a date at the beach, where they shared wine and poetry. Very romantic, I like the sound of that. Mary was clipping out articles about boosting business at The Arms Hotel, Arya catalogued items in the back room of Coyote Medicine, and Harper had a long phone call with her mother at Things Reborn.

Mina did an inventory check at the clinic while keeping an on the maintenance man who was there, and Damon left an article for Chuck about a beer that increases breast growth at Caritas. That sounds way too good to be true.

Dean: Careful there, Sammy. You almost sound like you're interested in big breasted women.

Sam: I meant in general! You're such an ass.

Dean: Me? I'm not the one wanting a beer to make women's boobs grow.

Sam: It's in the notes! It's not my thing.

Dean: You said it sounded good.

Sam: For people who are into that sort of thing! Not me!

Dean: Uh huh. Back pedal all you want Sammy. You still said it.

Sam: And you still misunderstood it. Anyway, that's all the notes.

Dean: And now you're trying to change the subject. Tsk, tsk, little brother.

Sam: What can I say? I learned from the best. Come on, we can talk about this more away from the microphone. Good night, everyone!