WTFH

Well, Fandom, it's raining tinsel. It's times like this I don't know if I'm gonna miss this place or not.

Also, I'm pretty sure there are squirrels making a nest of this stuff, so at least it's handy?


( awww last jane radio )

Uhhh hi again, Fandom. This is Jane again. I'm still not in town. However, I once again have a very tired-looking squirrel looking really hopeful that I'm going to give it something to eat or- okay, probably drink- like it doesn't matter. Sorry, little squirrel, any alcohol in this house was probably put to some artistic purpose long ago.

*chittering*

But thanks for coming all this way to bring me all these... note.

*angry chittering*

You can't see this at home, but he's gesturing like he just carried War and Peace across a couple states to get to me. So, all right, to appease the angry, sober squirrel, let's get to it.

Elphaba made a vegan gingerbread house while listening to jazz, thus making her the official eccentric one of the school. Where was everyone else while this was going on? I'm thinking they were either gorged on leftovers from yesterday, or hiding away looking at porn or something. I think either of these two things is really possible here.

And then Jessica was doing some holiday shopping at Caritas, where Bruce came to check in.

Yeeeeeah, there was otherwise nada.

*angry chittering*

I'm guessing here, but I think our little rodent friend's feeling a little underappreciated. Okay, since that's all there is unless another squirrel comes by, I'm thinking I might have to talk my brother into driving me to the liquor store for a squirrel's fix. That should go over well. Talk more tomorrow.

Yeah, I've got to do this today, huh? I really have to sit here and read about how everyone in the school hooked up with each other?

*chittering*

I'm taking that as a yes. Either that or it's some kind of squirrel innuendo I'm pretending I didn't hear.


( bow chicka wow radio )

Howdy, listeners. This is Jane Lane here with your weekly dose of Thursday happenings and goings on. Even if it means you have to relive the trauma of going to class.


( this radio brought to you by the letters o, m and g and the number i still haven't packed oops )

Jane: Okay, look. Every week I come in here, where I'm surrounded by semi-literate squirrels who do shots, and I'm used to that. But the unicorn... The unicorn is new and I'm not getting used to it and you can't make me.

Unicorn: NEIGH. You have a good voice for radio.

Jane: I'm just getting this over with.

( neigh, you're all very nice for reading this )

Hey there, Fandom. Looks like you did the right thing and voted for me. I have to say I'm almost disappointed. I was curious how empty that rabies threat really was.

Anyway, I should be getting on to the notes, given to me by the tiny rodent attack dogs.

*chittering*

That might be them taking offense, but that's the way I prefer to think of them.

( it's like you knew i needed the quiet day ty )