WTFH

Hi, guys! And welcome back to normalcy! This is Kitty filling in today, which is actually sort of appropriate since aside from Kamala making a post-Valentine's breakfast for Eleanor, all of the notes are about the most debauched Three Minute Dates in history.

People showed up and signed up, with Yelena wondering why Adrian was signing up if it was a bad idea. Probably because if there's a week to make terrible decisions, it's when your top brain has stopped working. Everyone got their five rounds in, and then there was mingling after the dates.

There, Pam and Lana set up a threesome with Sabine, Liliana got me, Ignis and Jon commenting on her drink choice... Yesterday I would have said what it was. Today I've grown as a person. Stark asked Eric about his dates. Eric made out. Gray needed a nap, which was probably for the best since Eric was also buying Yelena drinks and got Flint's attention with his abs. I only judged his drink choices. Raiden followed up with Flint, Percy got a drink from me, Logan got to hear about the time this happened while an alternate universe version of him was visiting, and Yelena questioned Logan's shirtlessness. Belle appreciated it and Flint wondered how it kept happening. And Yelena, the squirrels misreported nothing.

So enjoy today, what with your clear heads and free time on your hands.

Morning, everyone. This is Kitty, here with a short stack of notes today, because that's what happens on break week.

There's no classes, but in the dorms, Wayne made a celerycentric breakfast, and he didn't know what was up with all the celery anyway even though Nina thought the third floor kitchen was his domain.

And in town, Summer was at Turtle and Canary... giving away celery. Iris was wondering if it was National Celery Day and now I am too, and at the trooper station, Ralph was asking Rosa to be on her vegetable task force.

Okay! Now I'm gonna leave and hope I don't need to have a special on Bloody Marys tonight.


[What's fun is realizing how often your building has random power outages, which is bad when you're working from home.]

Morning, all. It's my least favorite day, which is the day after the kids, so let's just get into it.

At school, Criminal Justice played dress up, Pacifism talked about avoiding violence, and Creative Thinking asked why. I never want to hear that question again.

In the dorms, Wayne had breakfast just like normal, where he and Shuri decided to make Sissy be quiet by giving her food. Owen had a family picnic on the roof, where Aurora apologized to Anya for crashing, and Owen and Nina talked about the sweet spot between doing this for real and pretending it never happened. Aurora tried to get Solis to calm down, and he wanted to know what Anya was eating, and Owen tried to teach Solis about inside voices.

This is my near future and it's concerning.

In town, Beau was working with kids at the gym, and she got to figure out who William belonged to, and at home, Lucifer got a call from Trixie and texted with Octavia, and Larceny came over to talk about spelling. Summer also had a kid helper at the store, and Cait came in just to see Summer and got to find out he had a kid in Turk, and Summer got to ask Issabeth about spending the night at Seivarden's.

Duke and Jean played pirate at the playground, and he had to comfort Vanessa after she got upset at some things, and Octavia had to do the same with Jean, but at least Vanessa was very excited to meet Larceny. Dante brought Evie to the park, where she and Jean got into whose dad could take who, and Duke had to fill Larceny in on everything that happened while she was gone, like... the kids. And Magnus brought his daughter Richard, who argued with Jean before they decided to play.

Liam and Verity brought their kids to the onsen, where Ty, William and Hayley played around and had to get parented. Nell was homesick at the flower shop, and Tactics Pancake was canceled because the portal opened up for the kids to go home. Kathy and Dante said goodbye to Evie, Duke and Octavia saw Jean and Vanessa off, Verity and Liam said goodbye to their kids, Morgan said goodbye to Tony and Steve before being taken home by Doctor Strange? I have questions. And Anakin waited for Christopher and Juliet to come back from the portal after going back to visit him in high school.

.......

That was.... oh god, that's my future too.

That's all I've got. Be good to yourselves today.

Morning, everyone. This is Kitty, coming to you from the radio station, which is filled with stuffed animals. I don't know. There's a lot, people.

So at school, Criminal Justice talked about Destiny, Pacisfism had Rosa filling in with self-defense moves because pacifism is dumb, and Creative Thinking had a movie day. Holo day. Yes. And Tip was distracted at the library.

In the Dorms, Nina sold tickets to the pajama prom, which sounds incredible, and Wayne was in the common room making breakfast with dyed eggs and being concerned that Nina was leaking glitter. Well, she's selling tickets to a Fandom High dance, these things are to be expected.

In town, Beau was dealing with wrong number calls at the gym, Rosa ventured into the evidence room at the trooper station, Nell broke up a flower fight, and Nina and Duke tried to figure out how to cram the rest of Tactics Pancake's storyline into the time they have left. I mean, why not crowdsource class.

That's all my notes, so I'm out. Can I take a stuffed animal? Will anyone yell?

Happy Tuesday, everyone. This is Kitty, coming to you from a pile of pillows in the radio station with yesterday's news.

At school, Criminal Justice got pop quiz discussion time, Pacifism taught about Akido and non-aggression, and Creative Thinking decided the floor was lava. Though this is Fandom, and I'm not entirely sure whether or not the lava was real.

In the dorms, Wayne was back to making breakfast, and in town, it was pretty quiet. Nell was working without gloves at the flower shop, Seivarden was making friends over tea at the Perk again until Lucifer came by to chat about the weekend and their social media. Rosa discovered that the trooper station has guinea pigs now, Beau was trying to work off extra energy at the gym, and Summer walked into Turtle and Canary and found a bunch of puppies and kittens adorably duking it out for supremacy. Now I'm sorry I didn't need to go shopping.

That's my notes. I might stay here for a while, this is comfy.

Hi! I don't even know if anyone's still in Fandom to hear this, but if you are, hello from the Phillippines! Have I mentioned that I love working for a school that doesn't get blown up all the time and takes me on vacation?

There wasn't any news from town, which I choose to believe is because all the squirrels came here. So this morning on Boracay Island, Wayne still needed a Monday breakfast, where Shuri told him about her paper umbrella catapult idea. Shuri, as a purveyor of paper umbrellas, I'm interested. Amaya took time for a massage at the spa, and at the main pool, Summer told Seivarden about snoring keeping her up all night. It is vacation- take it as an excuse to stay out extra late? I've got nothing. Shunsui napped in the jacuzzi on the roof, Liam did some reading at the beachfront, and Lexi is a weird kid with a sand thing, and also Anakin and I got to talk parenting stuff. Sidon, Tisarwat and Rosa went on the parasailing scuba trip, Rosa, I better see you today to hear about this, and Prompto, Mae and Steve climbed Mount Luho. Astrid took things easier by getting breakfast and doing some sketching.

In the evening, Lucifer took Seivarden out for dinner and to complain about me on vacation, and Astrid, Shunsui, Tisarwat and Wayne hit up the beach where there was a dance party after dark, Amaya went to Gerry's Grill for dinner on a stick-

*suspicious chittering*

Prompto and Sidon went on the sunset cruise, Rosa headed to Exit Bar, and Summer predicted my earlier advice and went clubbing at Area 51 Secret Party Facility. Which I guess isn't so secret.

That's all my notes. Have a wonderful day, wear sunscreen. Seriously. Wear sunscreen.

Really? Here? I'm on a long weekend here. Ugh.

Hi, everyone. This is Kitty. Stalked by squirrels. This is weird.

At school, Criminal Justice got a take home test, so if you're in my class, check your email. Pacifism went over the play they read last week, even though no one in that class probably remembers what they read, and Creative Thinking got a painting Wookiee for class. ...I don't know what that is but I'm going to trust that this was, in fact, creative.

In the dorms, Wayne made breakfast and found that cracking eggs released little birds, and that would honestly put me off eggs for life. Meanwhile Astrid ditched class to hang out at the pool. Still gotta take your insane test, though.

In town, Duke and Octavia were happy to wake up without pollen in their brains, while Larceny went for a swim. Rosa was sleeping but still armed at the trooper station in case anyone got any ideas, Summer and Apu had to start switching out Valentine's Day stuff at Turtle and Canary to make way for St. Patrick's Day, and Beau was doing some cool speed stuff at the gym, which led to her kind of showing off at Liam and telling him what she can do.

And that's all I've got today. Shoo, squirrels. I have a few hours left of vacation and I'm using it.

Morning, everyone. Kitty Pryde-Barton here with Monday's news. So get a caffeinated beverage, sit back, and let me tell you everything your friends and enemies did yesterday.

If people here have enemies, I'm honestly not sure.

At school, Criminal Justice tried to sort out the laws regarding a feuding roadrunner and coyote, and Pacifism tried to come up with non-violent hobbies. If Mae and Astrid take up falconing or creating new music styles, that'd be why.

In the dorms, Wayne made breakfast, minus Super Bowl leftovers.

*chittering*

Sorry. Puppy Bowl. I hereby issue a retraction.

In town, Beau was maybe taling to herself at the gym, Rosa came back from a trip to a fairly normal day at the trooper station, and at Turtle and Canary the... Squishy machine saw its shadow? So be prepared there. It's not good, folks. Duke visited Octavia to tell her about his trip, and Tactics Pancake ventured onward, which included a shipwreck and a pirate ghost queen, and Owen came by with cupcakes. So far I don't know if Nina saddled him into this class too but god, I hope so.

And that's my time. Next week!

Morning, everybody! This is Kitty, as usual, here to read another week of normal notes. Go, us! We're having a streak here!

At school, in Criminal Justice we debated the punishment for juggling kittens- it didn't make more sense in the class, either- The Art of Pacifism learned about Jainism and intention, and Creative Thinking came up with riddles to stump each other.

It was Wayne's breakfast day in the dorms, where he asked Nina about her class and she told them she was sending them all on a quest. Okay. Shuri was headed straight for the coffee, which she told Wayne she needed to get through two classes. And in town, Summer was totally listening to Apu's complaints at Turtle and Canary, Rey was doing some early people watching at the Perk, and Rosa found one of the troopers spoiling himself by eating a stick of butter... ew... and Lucifer came by to see if they ever needed any help over there. Well, there is a guy eating straight butter.

And Nina managed to get a bunch of new people in her Tactics Pancake class. (How? Help.) They had to introduce themselves in character and then went hunting for clues to find the missing prince. At the end of class, Prompto said he was making sure she got home and to sleep. Aww, that's sweet.

That's everything. Or at least everything the squirrels gave me, I'm sure others of you did things. We'll see what gets mentioned next week!

Morning, Fandom. Things are weird and stuff happened so I'm just going to jump right in here.

At school, I canceled Criminal Justice and Aphra just didn't show up to Creative Thinking, and Tactics Pancake? was canceled in town, but mostly Tip was manning the library for research. She and Nina wondered why this was happening now, and warned that there might be more coming. Elisabeth had the misfortune of transforming from a book louse in the library, but luckily Nina was there to help her out, Tip filled Shunsui in on what they were looking for, and you know he's serious because he told Nina the sake had to wait. Tip told Prompto this is like a Trojan horse thing with presents and he wanted to make sure this didn't have anything to do with chocobos, and he checked in with Nina. And Nina found a clue that she told Tip might mean having to make the place extra-Christmassy.

Wayne still had breakfast in the dorms today, but in town, Rosa was investigating the disappearances, Nell tried to go about work as normal, and Octavia was wandering around town. She asked Liam if he had any news, but ended up more worried about him, she and Rey talked about being worried about Duke and making sure Larceny was all set, and Steve checked in with Octavia if she'd heard anything. She hadn't. But then Rey found bones in the preserve, so that's a horrible note to end on.

So, stay alert, you know what to do in these situations. Hopefully we'll have something today.


[with volcano post day and the truly amazing evening post here! My god I love you people.]

Good morning! This is Kitty with your Monday news on this Christmas-Eve-slash-third-day-of-Hanukkah morning. The short of it is, nothing blew up, though there are some tiny elves around but they seem helpful?

No classes this week, but in the dorms, Nina made breakfast while dealing with bitey fruitcakes, which had Sabine trying to help after Nina trapped one with her foot, and Tisarwat just hoped they didn't expect kissing. No... No, wanting to be eaten is actually kind of worse. Your mileage, of course, may vary.

In town, Beau was fending off fruitcakes while researching Christmas at the gym, and Rosa was at the trooper station where they were arresting fruitcakes. Welcome back, Rosa! Seivarden was warning fruitcake away at the Perk, where she and Duke talked about Christmas and pesky laws, and Seivarden texted with Amaya before going to welcome her back at the forge, where Amaya was mostly worried about the Crumbler. And finally, Magnus brought Octavia a tree so she could properly celebrate Candlenights.

I don't know what that is, but since that's my last note, that's a good way to end on happy holidays! See you next week.

Morning, Fandom. This is Kitty again, with Monday's news, and also Tuesday's warning that it's one of those days and I'm not sure what the bar is going to be like tonight after all the wine that's flowing today.

If that was yesterday, I could maybe blame that on why school is so dead. Law Enforcement didn't have a teacher but they did have Santa hats to find, and Tip spent her library shift trying to figure out the deal with the hats. If you found an answer, I'd actually like to know it.

In the dorms, Nina was holding breakfast this morning, beating Okuyasu to it. They also caught up on classes and Bus Dean. Sabine and Nina had some hat complaints, which somehow led to Sabine teaching her about walruses? And Sabine showed Okuyasu what happens when you take the hat off, which meant he wanted to sell the extras. I mean, tis the season.

But I have about forty of them because you know how babies do things like kick off socks? Imagine what happens when she's wearing a hat she doesn't want to.

You get like forty Santa hats.

In town, the hats made for a cranky Beau at the gym, who watched Liam beat up on the punching bag for a while. Nell was fighting against the Santa hats at the flower shop, and Steve hung out in the park with his adorable dog and his fantastic sweater. And me and Lexi. But mostly his sweater. And finally, Miguel showed movie class a holiday movie that... turned out to be about a murderous gingerbead man.

I don't... I don't have anything to say about that.

But that's all my notes, so I'm out of here. Cheers.

*sound of an ice cold Coca-Cola being opened*

Good morning, Fandom! This is Kitty, here with my very favorite day of winter in Fandom. Not the caffeine I usually go for, but I'll take it.

Over at school, Law Enforcement had the class sorting stuff without dying of boredom, Reality class got to play the Price is Right with a stolen... car stereo... not sure I should have said that out loud on a radio cops listen to. And Tip was the smartest of all of us, trying to build a door to see if it got her chocolate.

In the dorms, it was time for Wayne's breakfast, where he was making pancakes with chocolate, because there was a surplus. He said hi to Sabine, Nina said hi to Tisarwat, and Nina was gleeful at Wayne about the chocolate, while she and Sabine debated whether you can die from too much sugar.

Yes! You can! Don't test that!

In town, Rosa banned chocolate-eating at the trooper station because her dog can't have it, a person-sized chocolate Santa caused a whole thing for Amaya at the forge, and Beau was ignoring customer complaints at the gym to focus on chocolate throwing stars and getting a present from Liam, which probably helped how he left for a little bit. And finally, movie class watched a horror movie about shopping, and Amaya and Seivarden complained about December in Fandom.

I mean, that's fine, I'm going to take my baby to go find a friendly polar bear. Hopefully that won't backfire on me at any point in the future!

Morning, everyone. Hopefully today's a little less weird. Of course, I say that right before reporting on all the potential weirdness from yesterday sooooo... sorry?

At school, Reality class danced with the Stars, except without the stars, or the music they planned on, while Law Enforcement was owed an interrogation, so they got an interrogation.

Siometimes sentences are just fun to say.

In the dorms, Wayne was making breakfast as usual, though he stopped when he took Nina being more subdued to try and find out what was wrong. That... actually sounds like a good reason to stop. Tisarwat was in actual pain, but she told Wayne and Nina that she wanted to focus on tea before dealing with that. Honestly, I can't judge, some mornings I feel the same about coffee. Meanwhile, Sabine was cleaning up her room after the weekend's tiny artfest, and Lana came by to tease her about being small and rat out the teachers for what they did over the weekend.

In town, Rosa figured out how to train her dog- ooh- Nell was working on a thing for the flower shop's new owner, and Beau didn't want to hear about her coworker's weekend at the gym, though she was fine with Liam bringing her thank you coffee because of it.

Duke was apparently regretting some things at the Perk, where Liam tried to check in on Octavia but didn't get very far, though he and Duke talked about the weekend and how sometimes you have to stab people who look human, please tell me that did not come up this weekend. Hannibal came by to check on Duke, who also made plans with Octavia to get some food on his boat after she got some throwing practice in at the preserve. And finally, Miguel led movie class, where Seivarden didn't seem to want Amaya asking about the weekend.

That's all the notes I've got. This week will be more normal, at least for a couple days, at this rate.

Uh, morning everybody. This is Kitty, and I could do without today's weird thing! Why can't we have porgs in costume again! This is a serious question I'm asking, who do I talk to about that?

In hopefully less horrifying news, notes! At school, Terrain class had Lana filling in today and showing them a planet called Korriban, which Sabine asked her about. Law Enforcement had... gym class, and Reality class took advantage of the dark to play Fear Factor. Nope, couldn't pay me enough. And in the library, Tip was dealing with the scuttling in the dark, and Ulysses and Mae went skulking around the hallways, despite all the gremlins that may have been out there in the dark witht them.

In the dorms, Wayne still managed to make breakfast, and I admire this. He told Sabine how to cook even when the stove is out, while he and Nina debated whether it was rude to say a hairless cat is naked. Meanwhile Sabine pointed out the elephant in the room, which is that Nina had a halo, so Nina gave her one of her own, and she and Tisarwat talked about people being accommodating about the latter's culture. Tisarwat asked Wayne for a plate, as did Okuyasu, and Nina explained to Okuyasu how her halo works.

Over in town, Rosa got to deal with all the phone calls about yesterday at the trooper station, while Beau worked with her staff- literally- in the dark at the gym and Nell did her best at the flower shop, and Miguel filled in for movie class, and Seivarden and Amaya might not've appreciated his movie choice due to the talk of blowing up the TV. As you do.

All right, I'm going to leave, and avoid my reflection. This week is weird.

Morning, everyone! This is Kitty, broadcasting from Ecuador, because we all deserved a vacation.

Uh. Sorry, people stuck in town.

The notes are pretty slim today, though! Back in town, Sparkle opened Demon Marcus and got a surprise visit from Minako. Apparently last week's weirdness hit other places besides Fandom, so that's terrifying. Otherwise Caduceus was drinking tea in the graveyard and things were otherwise quiet.

And on the trip, we spent the day in Quito, where Wayne of course headed down for breakfast, where Nina got in on his call with his sister and found out he was going on a date with Shuri, who gave him a turkey hat to celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving. If he wore it, that probably means they're meant for each other. Eleanor was also at breakfast, keeping up with the Kardashians and I'm not proud of that but that was literally what she was doing, and Tisarwat found some things she could eat. Beau and Kennedy were definitely not competing at the gym, Sabine, Sidon and Mae all checked out the churches in the area, and Keyleth was taking pictures around Middle of the World City, and Prompto told Nina how much she's not allowed to run off ever again.

And in the evening, Shuri presented Janet with her Canadian Thanksgiving hat, and Juillenne's big cat was swimming around in the pool, so Lexi and I waited it out while Juillenne and Keyleth talked about the upcoming cruise. Meanwhile Amaya headed off to enjoy some... guinea pig on a stick-

*squirrelly shriek*

*LOUD CHITTERING*

I don't think all of them knew that because let me tell you this particular note was written angrily, so, uh, maybe consider your culinary choices today, people.

Morning, everybody, and welcome back to your selves. In case you thought we were over the weekend, I get the task of reading all the morning after conversations, so buckle up, we're not done yet.

At school, Keeping Your Terrain did some rock climbing, Reality class had a America's Next Top Model/Drag Race mashup class, and Law Enforcement moved onto the next step of their investigation. In the library, Tip was warding off paper cuts thanks to flying books, which is a very specific problem to have, and Karolina had the guidance office open, with Liam bringing candy.

In the dorms it was breakfast day, with Nina taking the helm this time. Wayne tried to figure out who she was trying to impress, and told Sabine he was pretty sure that person was him, Tisarwat got some breakfast since Nina was wearing gloves, and they talked about healing, and Nina mostly got to tease Sabine for her weekend. Someone else cooking threw Delirium off so Wayne assured her she didn't miss Monday, and Nina got to introduce herself. Nina unfortunately couldn't serve Shuri coffee in a trough, but they also talked about non-Summer Jello, and Shuri and Wayne made a date. Aww.

In town, Rosa was not having a good morning, which involved having to tell Miguel about her weekend, Amaya was back at work at the forge, and Seivarden had to stop in to see about getting a door fixed. Nell was at work, Jaina was at the Perk, where Anakin teased her about the weekend before finding out what's been going on at home, which sounds less teasable. Rey and Duke had some uncomfortable wakeups on his boat followed by teasing about the weekend, and the squirrels would like it noted that Peter was wearing a shirt again at movie class.

*disappointed chittering*

That's all the notes. And in conclusion, I really, really don't want to be normal.

Okay, okay- ow! Don't throw nuts at me! It's not technically crossing a picket line if I phased in the back way, okay? I'm assuming there are still notes to read, right?

*shuffling of papers*

Oh. Uh. Thanks. So, um, I'm Kitty Pryde-Barton, one of your teachers here and regular radio person today, and I just got handed notes by a gremlin. Because apparently gremlins are subbing in for the squirrels. Okay. Well. Let's get this over with, shall we?

We're starting our first week of classes, so over at school, The Everchanging Facets of Reality introduced themselves with limo exits and then had a... rose ceremony. ...Deadpool and Vanessa, no. I have to recap this every week? I already watch it! Introduction to Law Enforcement had Lucifer asking the kids about punishing wicked people for introductions.

*long pause*

*heavy sigh*

Meanwhile in the library, Tip was dealing with the books also striking. I get the feeling it's going to be a long semester.

We actually have quite a few dorms notes today. Wayne was back to make breakfast on the third floor this morning, where Vette greeted him properly, and they talked about duck/geese combos called duckoose...s. I think that'd be duckeese? Kids. It's too early for this. Vette was happy to see Lana brought creamer from home and also got a hug from Nina before hearing about a possible potluck, and Tisarwat started off her school year with a hangover, with Lana offering to help. Wayne reminded Lana that proper creamer is white, while Elisabeth warned her not to drink it because it's blue. Sure, why not. Tisarwat did not appreciate Nina's usual greeting with a hangover, but Wayne was happy to see her and talk about classes.

Nina also explained to Elisabeth how getting food works here, and Keyleth maybe jinxed the dishes into growing legs while talking to Wayne. Hi, new kids! That... could always happen. Nina and Keyleth caught up before Keyleth asked about Wayne dressing up in a suit for Nina, and Wayne welcomed Kuroko and Elisabeth in, and Keyleth explained that this is a thing they do. Juillenne introduced herself and her familiar to Elisabeth, and Nina checked in on how Kuroko was settling in. Kuroko and Tisarwat said hi, Wayne offered a plate to Kyubey, who kind of threw Elisabeth off a little. It's a learning curve. Wayne and Juillenne and Juillenne and Keyleth caught up.

Simon got back and was welcomed by his roommate Tip, and got a visit from Delirium to introduce herself.

Meanwhile, Sabine tried to get dinner and instead ended up having to clean out the second floor fridge. Nina ordered Trevor to help, and he did, by checking on the stuff Sabine gave him, and also by eating some of it. Kuroko helped and found out how food and cleaning work around here, and Nina recognized the name Rory Gilmore on one of the labels.

...Oh god. Oh no. That's... that's maybe older than you think it is, guys.

Anyway, they did the completely rational thing of calling Sidon to have him trade this fridge with the one on the sixth floor, with Lana offering to help. You know you can clean it, right? It's probably less work than moving appliances.

Over in town, Rosa did some reading at the trooper station, Amaya was at the forge, which was advertising a back to school special, Summer was trying to get work done around Apu being needy, and Shunsui got some writing done at the Perk. Breq also got invited over to be a muse, and I wasn't aware that was how people found muses, but to each their own. Also Beau found the parkour course at the gym was school supplies. And Modern Earth Entertainment is back, where Peter welcomed Amaya back and promised no mushy stuff, and Fjord was glad to be back because this is apparently where you see movies. Sure!

That's the last of my notes, which again, were given to me by gremlins, so I'm going to leave. Good luck, all.

Morning, Fandom. This is Kitty, hoping you're all doing better after a few days. And if you just got back after all that, be glad!

As for the notes, at school, Cutthroat Games went the inflatable sumo route, Adaptability had a discussion about self-care, which is probably a good idea, and International Cuisine visited the Tsuut'ina nation for food and casino time.

In the dorms, Wayne was making breakfast as a person again, with him and Nina celebrating things like being able to sit again, and her trying to get him in a suit, while Nina and Shuri celebrated food and talked about a dorms potluck, while Wayne and Shuri compared cooking histories.

In town, Beau was catching up on the news from last week and cursing, which is appropriate! It sucked. As proof, Liam was at the gym before the doors opened and filled her in on what happened, Rey found a sparring partner in Beau, and Clint came in to check on his employee while actually meeting her. Rosa was at the trooper station, where everything was awkward, Amaya was inspired to work on some new stuff at the foundry, where Seivarden came with a tea distraction, and Sabine filled Hera in on what happened.

Yeah... You might want to listen to radio last week. It's... something. Next week will be better.

Good morning, everyone. This is Kitty, and I still haven't figured out what's up with this place. Let me tell you how nervous that makes me now. I don't trust you, island. Let's see if there's anything in the notes that will give me any clue.

At school, Cutthroat Games did axe throwing, making the 'cutthroat' part worryingly literal, and Adaptability was about getting through when portals are being a pain. Ah, a time-honored tradition. And International Cuisine went to get seafood from Australia.

In the dorms, Wayne was making his weekly breakfast, where Vette told him about having a surprise for Sidon, and how it's weird when things look normal, while Nina demanded presents, and she also teased Wayne that maybe the weirdness of this week was him acting weird.

In town, Beau was showing off with her pull-ups, Rosa was at the trooper station, actually glad for a Monday, and I will say this summer has taught me a new appreciation for Mondays. Sometimes. Amaya got to do some normal work at the forge, and Nell was enjoying a normal day. So seems like everyone's doing okay. Well, aside from Fjord, who seemed to be having a bad time on the beach. I'm sorry. Hope it gets better.

That's all the notes I've got. I guess if it's still not weird, maybe I'll take Lexi for a walk. Ooh, maybe I'll stop for sushi. Do you know how long it's been since I've had sushi? Okay, that's my plan. Till next week, Fandom.

Morning, all. This is Kitty, and I came back from a week off to find that the island is weird again. But so far nothing seems to be trying to kill us so I'll take it?

Right, so. In classes, Cutthroat Games saw Anakin flying solo to teach the class Clue, while texting with Aeryn to find out where she was. The squirrels are stalkers. Adaptability had a retro Kanan teaching about ducking and covering, so that's a thing that happened, and International Cuisine headed for Peru, and it sounds like they actually got there okay.

In the dorms, Wayne made breakfast even if the fridge sucked him in once, and Nina was in a good mood because she's human again. Congratulations.

In town, Rosa had a hard time delegating calls when troopers kept disappearing randomly, and Amaya found herself in a boring shop.

I'm not sure yesterday was quiet as much as the squirrels just couldn't find people. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go home and see if I can special order a kid leash for my baby this week.

Uh, morning. This is Kitty, and I was here on time. It looks like the squirrels got a little turned around and got here late. But now that I have my notes, let's read them.

It's the first week back to summer school and Cutthroat Games got straight to the point with dodgeball, and Adaptability and You talked about everyone's strengths when things get weird out here, and the International Grocery Run went to Paris for food and shopping. After that, the books at the library taunted Tip with recipes. That sounds like them, yeah.

Wayne made breakfast in the dorms, where he asked Vette about her trip home and they also talked about glitter. There really is an obscene amount of glitter here, just as a general rule. He also tried to find out why she and Nina got glitterbombed, and Lana brought him back space food to try cooking. And later, Nina welcomed Prompto back with glittery hugs.

Finally, in town, Beau was multitasking between gym work and her phone, and at the trooper station, Rosa was preparing for the week ahead with weed-killer. Amaya worked on the roof of the foundry, and Sparkle decided to celebrate Canada Day by sitting out in the park after dark, lighting fireworks. Which is a terrible life choice this summer, but it got Wayne and Janet feeling patriotic, so at least there's that. Happy belated Canada Day, the island's still weird.

Uh, good? morning, Fandom. Welcome to our newest dystopia. I swear I'm spending most of my time in town phased these days.

School still went on as normal, with Cutthroat Games playing lacrosse in order to practice hitting people with sticks. Silly Old Bear class gave up on a lesson today to discuss whether it's better to just keep treating these weeks like little emergencies. Which... sounds about right, actually. And then Lana asked Kanan what the situation was out there, Nina healed up his injury, and Sabine wanted to find out what happened. Working Together's course today involved two truths and a lie, and Philosophy of Food went on a field trip to redistribute food and maybe bring some back. Because the pickings are slim out there, people.

In the dorms, Wayne did his usual Monday morning breakfast even with what was left, and he and Nina talked about what it's like out there and made plans to go out and check it out. Please don't kick anything that has a crack in it. He and Lana wondered what the island was throwing at us this time, and somehow that led to him explaining goalies to her, and Nina described this place to her as a fishbowl. Which makes me feel kinda bad for fish.

Then in town, Liam came home to bandage himself up after going out, and Jono's been here before, so he and Hannibal apparently decided to take a vacation and more or less stay gone. I'm honestly surprised people don't do that more sometimes.

Nell was at work like usual, and Beau also got to work after fighting off whatever those people are out there, and Summer got Turtle and Canary open, and was offering special orders since they got picked over pretty good. Lana and Sabine still made a shopping trip, though, and at the trooper station, Rosa had like no calls.

*long silence*

*just a very long silence*

All right, so I'm not saying anyone should come to the bar, but if you're already out and need somewhere to hole up, Caritas will be open and nothing can get you in there. Be safe out there.

Morning, everybody! This is Kitty, here from my house. The squirrels came to me, so I don't know what that says about what the station looks like, since I have no problem getting around on a differently-flooded island.

*chittering*

Yep, totally bragging.

School still happened regardless, because here we stop for winter holidays and that is it. Cutthroat Games embraced the weird and played water polo, and Anakin and Aeryn trash talked each other over water wings. Silly Old Bear class mostly discussed how to walk a dog in a flood, but Sabine checked whether this weekend had happened before- yes- and Nina was glad to see her at her right age. Working Together had to describe animals to be drawn as a team, and Philosophy of Food had to choose between foods and explain the decisions. And Tip made it in to the library, even if it got her researching better ways to get around.

In the dorms, Wayne was making his weekly Monday breakfast, where he and Vette talked about cooking and food back home, Nina welcomed Vette back by showing her pictures from the weekend and they decided they'd made up, and Vette told Lana about missing the weekend. Lana had figured out this was the breakfast common room, and Nina came in for her weekly food and compared homes with Wayne.

Looks like town news was mostly about people seeing what was up. Amaya tried to save the stuff in her forge, Dante tried to leave the hotel and found himself in water, while Sparkle and Hernando were surprised by what was outside. Beau checked out the state of the gym, Rosa made it to the trooper station where Ralph had scuba gear, and I'm not sure he's wrong for that, Summer found that Turtle and Canary was dry, and Nina stopped in to do some tablet shopping before checking out the Bookbelt. Sia waited out a canceled portal at the Perk, and got to introduce Atton to otter baristas, and Tony was trying to build something to keep the water out at Stark Industries, and Steve brought bagels from not-Fandom and they had a lot of stuff to work out after the weekend. Hope it all wwent okay.

All right, that's all I've got. Stay dry, and know that Caritas is dry! I'm still trying to figure out how to get people into it. Knock and I'll phase you in? I don't know, it's a work in progress.