WTFH

It's Tuesday night of the last week of the Summer Session, and this is Rose Hathaway coming to you for your nightly round up on WTFH. I've got stuff to go do so without further ado...

( We'll jump right in... )

Hey Fandom! This is Rose Hathaway on WTFH brining you the news for the day. It's going to be short and sweet tonight because I've got somewhere else to be. Don't judge.

( And the news of the day! )

Don't give me that look, squirrels, I don't have a clue why I'm here either. I got a message telling me that I'd get a freaking prize for coming in to do radio tonight, and I was curious. God. Trust me, I don't want to help out that jackassy Dean Stinson anymore than -

oh hey, the little light's on.

Uh, hi Fandom! This is Rose Hathaway coming to you on a very special Monday night. Well, special because it's me and not your normal jackass. You all are totally grateful, I know.

( ...or something. )

Another week, another not-Tuesday. Hi, it’s Rose Hathway cause the squirrels are, like, totally confused what day is what, and they kidnapped Dr. Hawkeye last night, and yeah... that’s how it goes, I guess.

( I keep having to remind myself that it’s Wednesday )

It's Tuesday again which means I'm Rose Hathaway doing your night news roundup.

( That's what she said )

Hi Fandom, it's Rose Hathaway again because this is Tuesday and you set your radio to WTFH cause you wanted all the nightly gossip. Hey, it's cool. You don't need to deny it.

( But you can if you want cause we all know better )