WTFH

La la la, this is Lilly. Let's get this over with, shall we Fandom? Because you're just grossing me out today.

School (is gross.)

General Physical Conditioning was covered by Anders today, who played something called Pyramid, not hosted by Dick Clark.

Chemistry had a quiz, and Classics discussed the Homeric Hymns they read. Foreign Lit wrote about Italian poets. Both classes have a midterm next week. Good luck, suckers.

Rory taught ACJ and discussed if Justice in Fandom is fair. She also amused her classmates with her detachable limbs.

Yeah, see what I mean about you all being gross?

Marty, Janet and Sam were weird, Angel & Callisto passed notes, but thankfully not in scrapbooks. Veronica and Logan smelled like Nyquil. Man Logan, you used to be classier than that. Buy the girl a real drink. Jaye & Cameron flirted until Rory was a total killjoy and stopped them. Random People offered suggestions for magical type people on campus who may have cursed Rory and Cordy.

Zero, as a Kitty, conversed with the students in Creature Languages. Only in Fandom.

Sociology of Sex Cultures learned about the pioneers of Sexology. I better have been on that list. WOAH! and then after class, Dr. Grissom totally proposed to Ms. Sidle! Gil, oh my god, what the crap? You dorky bastard, good for you. I hope you have lots of geeky babies and live happily ever after.

Anyway, Speech 201 gave their speeches and Speech 301 talked about rhetoric and power, which I guess they do a lot. Psych 101 started their section on Abnormal Psych... a few months too late, hello.

Jung discussed quotes by Carl Jung. Oh, that's what that class is about? Professor Camulus is still missing, so Phoebe paired up the Arthurian Traditions students to work on their knights. Please tell me there is no army of knights in the basement.

Unless they're cute and single.

Angel covered Campaigning and talks about Campaign Finance, and the students woed at the lack of Lyman-y goodness. Well, I would have.

Music was canceled, History of Medieval England prepared for their mock trial, Business Law learned more about torts and HR learns about performance appraisal. Both classes have midterms on Tuesday. Oh wait, that's me. SUCKS, OMG. And Intro to Archaeology gave their presentations, which resulted in Blair asking Jackson about streaking. Oh please, please please. I need something to look forward to in the mornings.

And some dude named Mr. Feeny covered History. Which SUCKED, OMG. Because Mr. Feeny? Not hot. Lyman? Muy caliente.

CJ also had office hours, and Dr. Grissom stopped by to talk about sex. Right before he asked Sidle to marry him? Kinky! I approve.

At lunch, Walter, Victor, and Pippi hung out as usual and were alternately adorable and weird, as usual.

In the library, the Rory is nasty parade continues. Angela talked to Rory about the gross, and then John Crichton convinced her to switch arms. That's actually mildly amusing.

The aides prepared to go see Dean Washburn, Jack talked to Rory about the play, and Blair and Molly studied history.

The Newspaper also had a meeting.

Dorms (are gross.)

Veronica and Logan were... WTF NYQUIL SHOWER? Lord, I'll ask her tomorrow. Who knows.

Cam was disturbed by the color grey being all up in his vision. And Marty got a phone call in the middle of the night.

Gil and Sidle celebrated their engagement, in the Biblical way. Well, duh, A. And B, I think it's romantic, shut up.

The Library wenches visited Dean Washburn.

The Tick was trying to save his fish. Oh my god, make me cry over a tuna sandwich, people! Good luck, Mr. Tick!

Jaye ...was sticking to the ceiling. I'm pretty sure that's abnormal for her, but you never know. Pip was OMGGLITTERY. Also strange.

239/240 was the site of some serious coversation, Blair brought Ivanova a gift basket. Veronica and Piper chatted and Veronica was still all Nyquil-happy. And Sakura slept.

Cam was in the gym, and Isabel and Cam sparred. Marty queried Cam about the Air Force. Pip and Veronica sparred in the gym as well.

Broots had the fourth floor common room to himself. Until Blair showed, and then the wave of spontaneously reproducing vegetables, fruits (and not the boykissing kind, DAMMIT) and tulips took over.

Jaye tried to stick to the ceiling, again I guess? Angela and Jaye ruled out the play as the reason for all their grossness and superpower crap. Callisto meanwhile showed off, and Xander and Callisto shared their mutual woe over the play.

Archie and Pippi also were hanging out on the roof, playing with model boats. If that's another euphemism, I am going to start crying.

Also, Walter and spaghetti now have a special relationship, Elizabeth stopped by Charlie's room, Callisto was in Room 306, Nadia was sloshed in the bathroom, and Angela was in her room, doing... stuff, as was Isabel.

Town (is... yup, gross.)

At the Clinic, Cam was colorblind, Cordy was British and blind or something. I thought being British made you have bad teeth, not blind. Okay. Rory actually sought treatment for her detachable limbs.

Pippi, Walter and Victor hung out with Agatha at Sparky Repairs.

At All and Sundries, Blair bought Ivanova some stuff. He's so adorable! Pip bought gloves because he's having glitter issues. And there was listing. Lots of listing.

Ivanova had a visitor at Wonka's, and The Baron packed.

And Blair asked those dirtbag stoner guys where to find music.

Cam and Isabel met up in the park.

At Empire Records, Nadia asked for an advance on her paycheck, Pippi discovered The Ramones thirty years later, and Boone chatted up Lucas.

Over at Caritas, Phoebe, Piper, Nadia, Veronica, Kiki and Paige hit the stage. Paige told Sawyer he sucks, because, well, he's kind of a douche. The Haliwell girls met up at the bar, with Kiki and Veronica. Veronica and Nadia hung out too.

Bel and his scary girlfriend angsted more. I guess there's no spell to cure emo. Logan and Walter did the Marty and Bel and hated on each other. And then Logan chatted with Nadia and Lana.

And that's it, losers! I need to go investigate the whereabouts of Lyman, I mean, go to bed or something. Everyone say a little prayer for The Tick's fish. And clap your hands and ring or bell or whatever. Doesn't someone have a damn spell before I get emo over a fish? Damn!

Oh, and a shout-out to Jaye, who is a radio goddess. Goodnight, Fandom!

Hey Fandom, this is Lilly Kane.

Yes, you are all still crazy.

School, the boring stuff

Let's start with Professor Big Mac and Shop, where his class had to survive the wilderness. With duct tape. Celtic Studies read stuff, and Biology and Chemistry studied things I should understand, but don't.

Magical Theory learned about the magical power of love. Literally. Xander, Cordy, and Bel were especially attentive.

Jung class learned about Jung, which I still don't know how to pronounce. Psych 101 learned about Erik Erikson’s Psychosocial Stages of Development. As if they probably apply to half the kids here, who were birthed in pods fully formed.

Creature Languages had a critter-lover quiz, not that there is anything wrong with that.

Intro to Western Lit learned about Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, and Speech classes tackled family issues, which I could write a novel on, and politics, which I could not write a novel on, ever.

Intro to Anthropology learned about early modern Homo sapiens. Once again, so not applicable, but nice try. Sociology classes discussed massacres and miracles, but not together, thank goodness.

US History students learned about old men in funny wigs. Oh, right, former presidents. Paleontology played with rocks, and Tactics of War had a pop quiz.

Professor Chaucer held office hours with visits from Phoebe & Kiki. Dirty. And Principal Awesome announced that the school play is going to be A Midsummer Night’s Dream by Shakespeare. Rory and Cordy are to stop by to discuss helping as student directors. And something about Marty and musicals. Did Blank go gay when Chase dumped him? That's one way to go about things, I suppose.

Mrs. Wilbur Skeeter got a visit from Veronica, the lucky bitch. Zordon hung out by himself.

Dr. Grissom e-mailed half the planet to tell them to come to his assembly of love tomorrow, and Professor Rory's Mom is letting her students go. Score!

At the library Parker brought chocolate. Cam talked to Parker about Valentine's Day, and then Parker explained dating to Blair. Then his brain exploded.

Angela was freakishly happy, and then Rory, Angela and Parker discussed all things cute and bouncy. Anakin came in to visit no one in particular that has brown hair and a coffee fetish.

Fraser came in for research and an interview with Rory, and then Jack and Parker broke out into the Hustle or something.

Around Campus

In the gym Isabel and Elizabeth talked about games. Isabel and Cam shared a punching bag, and Aeryn gave Cam a hard time. SCARY! Aeryn and Elizabeth also caught up.


ABC was open for business. Cupcake business.


Pippi gave Cally presents, and Rory watched TV in the second floor common room, presumably with her posse. She also met Ivanova.

And over at the Clinic, Susan and Alanna hang out in the sad, empty hole that Hot Doctor Wilson left behind.


Town, Etc.

We start off with Orlin setting up some equipment for Lucas. Snicker. The Town Hall was open, and so was Sparky Repairs.

At All and Sundries Jake, Walter, Blair, Paige, Parker, and Isabel all stopped by for various alls and sundries. This involves turnips, apparently.

Giles ran into a ghost at J,GoB.

Oh no, I lied, that's just Professor Calendar. Giles, catch up buddy.

Blair waited in the park for his date with Jaye, and Parker and Aeryn made a visit with their local troopers.

Orlin explained his weekend to Agatha at the Perk, and over at the park Artie messed with the ducks, and Orlin and Camulus also showed up.


Jake visited Veronica on official business, and she also hung out with Piper after Sociology of Violence.

Jake was also up to other no-good type things.

Jack was happy about his birthday, and Kiki was awake, so she probably gave him an extra special present.

Blair dressed his plant. Which probably is sentient and man-eating in this town. Ed has a new project in the works. So run, now. And Isabel chatted with Cam.

Pippi and Anders watched the Olympics. Go, Team USA, I guess. Whatever. Has the figure skating started yet? And Walter, Victor and Ivanova stopped by to see Alphonse.

Vala and Cam were cute, and Anakin was in no way cute, with no one else, while not writing an e-mail.

Speaking of e-mail, Lana was firing them off too. Maybe she should send one to Phoebe, as girl is still majorly bummed.

Also, there was a party at the Arms hotel for Jack! Man, this town rules. Oh wait, and there were monsters. Can we please go a day without monsters crashing every damn shindig? Yeesh.

There was a playtime set-up, and Jack made his mom a macaroni necklace. Awww. There were also forts and Dance Dance Revolution. Nadia and Angela, therefore, danced, as did Victor and Walter.

And then there were lots and lots of presents, given under watchful, creepy eyes.

Isabel and Angela caught up up, and Elizabeth and Jack danced.

Maia was bummed that Paige left, and Parker, CJ and Ten chatted, and probably planned to take over the world. And then CJ grilled Angela about Marty. Victor and Walter also talked.

And then shit went down. Monsters attacked Nadia and Pippi in the kitchen. Phoebe had her run-in in the library.

Isabel and Angela were smart and left.


Bel and Pip came across a monster, and so did Victor and Walter.

And then there was the basement. Don't get me started.

Okay kids, that's it. Remember, monsters are bad, but tequila is good. Good night, love to all.

Hello, geeks! In yet another stunning display of Fandom's blatant disregard for the laws of science and humanity, I am holed up in the dusty, skanky old Study Hall bringing you the news of the great Blackout of 2006. So if you're lucky enough to still be in town, just remember to keep your hands to yourself. As soon as you goose someone, the lights will come back on. Trust me, it's like, guaranteed.

Official Biz-Nass

Before the world went to hell in a frosty handbasket, people actually did stuff. Jung, Etc. class, whatever that is, had a quiz. Ick. Speech 301 were punks. Or watched punks do stuff. Or something equally boring and lame. Meanwhile, History of Art/Studio Art was basically the emo-teen version of Caligula. I don't know exactly what went down, but it apparently involved togas, smearing body paint on each other, and then walking around to photograph the other groups. Angela, Xander, and Lee were naughty, I'm pretty sure.

Math played something called tycoon games, which involved video games named Cruise Ship and Tabloid. Once again, why did I not sign up for Math? In Forensics Ms. Sidle gave her students a quiz as well. Damn people, it is FRIDAY.

Celtic Studies presented their projects in that Gremlin language. Driver's Ed learned about engines, which are those things that make cars go. I prefer the backseat, myself. In US Government with foxy foxy Mr. Lyman, he bored them all to tears learning about the Constitution, but hey, he looks good doing it, and that's what really matters.

As for the weird British lady with the bad perm, in Journalistic Integrity, Veronica and Logan were late to watch a film. That's weird, Veronica is never late. And in Journalism 101/201 people wrote poems. Because every newspaper I've ever read has a emo poem written by a teenager all about their favorite flower. Right.

Music 201 sullenly watched Anakin sullenly play his sullen banthabell. And Cultivation and Gardening was canceled. See, that's more like it on a snow day.

A few crazy people actually ate lunch in the cafeteria with the creepy sub. The snickerdoodles were not made of people, but no guarantees were made about the gingerbread. Hey, the police force had to end up somewhere.

And now for our attention whore administration. I mean, our administration that is dedicated to successful communication with the student body, or whatever. Principal Ninja-Lovah made an announcement that Togusa has detention for breathing, and something about Jaye's quivering bits that was just plain unnecessary. Also, I think he accused her of doing drugs, which I'm pretty sure is just a big fat lie, because she'd be way mellower if she was high. Nice going, Principal Liar-Pants, Ninja-Sexxer. After the power went out, he announced townies could come to campus to stay. I'm sure he did that only with the hopes a certain chick and her friend, who by the way SHOT ME IN THE ARM, would seek warmth and comfort in his pants.

Tubey also hung out all by his tubey self in his office. Smith, however, got cookies from a student. What a slut.

Some teachers also held office hours instead of skipping. That was... dumb. Dr. Grissom got a visit from The Doctor, and they had tea. Awww, Gil, look at you, being all social. Dr. Pierson, who should call me, like, yesterday, also got a visit from The Doctor, as well as CJ, Janet, and Elizabeth. I'm sure that got hella dirty quick. Dr. Carter scares the hell out of everybody so no one went to see her today. Elizabeth also visited Ms. Calendar, along with Bridge and Mac. And Ms. Cregg got visits from The Doctor and Jack. Sexy.

Student Council met, and discussed dances, frisbee, and mostly just used it as an excuse to hang out and stare at Mr. Lyman.

Parker opened the library today, which I thought was supposed to be full of geeks, but instead was full of people having overly-dramatic life problems. Angela and Parker were angsting over Rory, who I guess felt the need to share her vampire-induced woe. No, this isn't a repeat broadcast. Zero agrees with me, because she apparently wondered if Rory's blood is made from chocolate syrup, as she is so popular with the biting crowd. That would justify why she's such a candy ass. Sam seemed a little bloodthirsty, for books, I guess. Super hot security guy also stopped by with his wolf, and I am seriously reconsidering my no-Security Guy standpoint. Cam chatted with Parker and Archie, who apparently wasn't busy with anyone's quivering bits at the time, and then actually looked for books.

And over at the Clinic, Stark opened up shop and not pretty Dr. Wilson, so only employees hung out until Victor rounded them up to help with the townie-refugees.

And in the TA lounge, Veronica and Logan... kissed. Less than a week after she slept at Weevil's. Wow, nice Veronica, didn't know you had it in you. I guess it's a good thing Rover left town after all. Anyway, moving on...

The Not-So-Dry, Nor Fresh, Campus

Cam, Aeryn, and Angel worked out in the gym, and Cam took the opportunity to brood with Angel. Could you please just make out already?

Walter hung some posters for Sparky Repairs and All and Sundries.

The power went flickered and then shut down in the dorms, but came back on probably because Smith threatened it with detention. So Bridge threw a party in the second floor common room, where the decor is fabulous, to like, try and burn out the generator or something. All the usual suspects showed up, and Rory was making her lost little puppy eyes again. Seriously, Rory, you seem nice enough, but I'm concerned that all this blood loss has caused some major brain damage.

Liz and Janet froze their little butts off. Phoebe chatter with Camulus and she didn't seem happy, not one bit. Lyta had the right idea and stayed in bed.

Cam was majorly sad over his GF being all OMGHurty, and left her a note. Vala had visitors up the wazoo, including Isabel, Janet, Hot Canadian, and Izzie. And in case you missed it at any point, Cam lurves Vala.

Angel can move now without shrieking out in girly pain, so that one of his boy harem comes and 'rubs his ribs'. Anakin, Alanna, and Bridge stopped by, in Alanna's case to probably actually heal his pain, and as for Anakin, I'll just mention that stupid braid and let you connect the dots.

Victor and Pip enjoyed the most important meal of the day. Kara Thrace actually decided to show up back at school. And Bel and Crowley did whatever it is they do.

Jeremiah and Xander were scared of the snow, and Mac and Izzie played in it. Duo was also happy happy, joy joy at the fluffy white stuff. Not that kind of white stuff, I don't think. Nadia, however, is not a fan.

Edward is sick, and John went to bug the hell out of him. Or make sure he was still alive. Yawn.

Veronica and Piper are back to being friends, and not bitching at each other. Nice to know I've been replaced. On the other side, Marty and Angela should just get back together already, because it is majorly bumming everyone out within a fifty foot radius when they interact.

Han was freaking out, Sawyer was woe-is-me-ing. Victor and Walter talked until they just couldn't talk no more, and Jessica spoke on the phone, and Han stopped by.

Krycek and Chloe were playing with, what the hell does this say? Mini!Jake? Something about chocolate, clothes, and... I don't want to go there. Nor do I want to know who or what is Mini!Jake. I'll leave that to your imaginations.

Cordelia was waiting around, hoping Logan would call. Good luck with that. But Pip and Maia snuggled, and snuggle, snug, snuggled. Oh my.

John and Aeryn skipped the snuggling and went straight to the heavy conversation. Bummer.

Bel was wasted and Piper joined him in the misery. And Phoebe was also very, very sad. Coincidence? Must be.

Town. The Cold Place.

Oh hey, the weather sucked. Despite this, Tommy the firefighter apparently also does contracting work, as he hung signs to that effect. Can someone say sekrit mob cover? Seriously.

At All and Sundries, Tommy bought cigarettes, to smoke after 'contracting jobs' probably, and Walter bought warm stuff.

Geoff talked to House, and Deb sat in the dark for a long time, doing... who knows. Lorelai sent out invitations to a Humanities dinner, and called Rory, who's sailing on the high seas of trauma as usual.

An anonymous gift was left for Phoebe at the hotel. Hey, a vibrator! That's always good, right?

Ben and Michael are leaving town. Sad bear. Aziraphale stopped to say goodbye, as did Lana, Paige, and Tobias. Pippi, meanwhile, actually did some shopping.

Some unwashed band showed up in town in ugly sunglasses.

At Aziraphale's, Victor attempted to buy books. Kiki and Wilson hung out, and probably tried to slobber all over him as per usual with her. Vic and Pip also think reading is fundamental, and Blair also got next to Wilson to warm up. Note to self: buy more books.

Quark is missing, and was last seen going into his basement. He probably just got his ear stuck in something.

Posters went up for some Fix-It place, and a broody dude also showed up in town in ugly sunglasses. What gives? Artie hung out on a roof. Walter picked up a bot from Agatha, and Blair checked on Ivanova at work.

Tex got a suspicious package, but not the kind I enjoy. She then helped Baron and Muta dig out of the shop.

Parker went to the Sin because her bunny was apparently being held captive. Lord, do I even need to make the joke? And she got it back, which isn't surprising, because I'm pretty sure Parker can kill people with her mind.

The Power Outage caused problems, shocker, at Caritas, the new, soon-to-be music shop, and at Sanctity.

The Tick went to the Sin to lecture hooker, and cookies were baked. Good to see that even psycho-bitch whores get their baked goods in.

Oh, and Tex apparently owns Smith like the little ninja-sexxing bitch that he is.

Then the scary Troopers saved a bunch of citizens, and we are off to...

Refugee Center a/k/a An Excuse to Sex the Townies On Campus

Sara, Blair, Lorne, Edmund, Ivanova, Agatha, Togusa, & Tex all showed up to help. Blair organized people who dropped things off for the poor, cold townies, including Blair, Deb & Carl, Maia, Tommy, Archie, Benton, Sam, Pippi, GOB, Nadia, & Pip.

And Broody Lucas broods, because that's what he does.

Maia headed up Operation: Townie Sex, and Togusa, Pip, Archie, Kiki, Pippi, Sam, Peter, Walter, Lana, Susan, and Shep all offered their loins, I mean beds, for the night.

Alfred brought all the food that was supposed to be for Cafe Fina, Wonka and Deb brought candy and pie, and Jessica made tea.

Victor and Alanna set up medical help, and she met Camulus.Tommy showed to render aid if necessary, and Susan and Fraser thought about calling House and Wilson.

Tommy and Susan hung out, then Janet and Susan met, then Tommy and Camulus met, and Janet almost hurt her eyeballs. Careful, Janet! Janet also tried to help Harper, but was mostly confused, and Ivanova met Victor.

Tommy has some bonding time with Hot Canadian and CJ under the guise of being responsible. Jarod also offered to help him out and dropped some knowledge on him. Togusa told Tommy about his tank. Alfred guessed where Tommy is from.

Lorne also set up Caritas in the school. Because the people can not live without karaoke. So people sang, angsted, and did whatever with those sketchy sunglassed dudes. New location, same crap.

Kiki helped the efforts, as did Togusa. Kiki and Lana also talked about sleeping arrangements, and then Kiki totally tongue-kissed Lana.

I may have made that last part up. Maybe.

Nadia is looking for Furball. Dirty. And there is apparently a tank inside? Oh good lord.

Anyway, Pippi set up game time, and Camulus keeps a watchful eye out for Strip Twister. Ivanova handed off some candy to Zoe. Smart move, she's scary. And Amazon Dean and Hot Canadian seemed to be making some googly eyes until she left with the Baron.

Jessica gave Victor tea, and wondered why he is green. Don't bother to ask those kind of questions, Jessie. And Togusa went to sleep. Newsflash, omg. Togusa earlier was worried about Batou, but hey, Batou is chilling with Zhaan tonight, so all is well. Probably.

Lana, Han, Sakura, Nadia, Kiki, Chiana, Susan, Jessica ditched the refugee camp and are having a girl's slumber party in the fourth floor common room right now, unless they're still outside. As long as they keep it down so I can get some damn sleep, who cares?

Wilson and Phale were together and skipped the camp as well, no surprise there. JIMMY, CALL ME! Phoebe went to the bar, and yet was still depressed after throwing a few back. And in the gym, Jarod did not appear to be sleeping well.

And last but not least, in the good kind of keeping warm news, Lee and his arms are stoked that Kara is back. Speaking of cute, so are Walter and Victor. And Cally and Anders, but they are always cute, so they don't count.

Okay, that's it. I'm going upstairs with a bottle of rum and an extra pair of socks. To most of you, good night and stay safe. And for some of you... you should probably get used to the cold. Sweet Dreams, Fandom.

Hey Fandom, this is Lilly Kane. By now, classes are over and it is officially Spring Break. So good luck to everyone going to England, where it is cold, rainy, and historically significant - I'm going to the Caribbean.

School, or "Break OMG so close!"

Some teachers rule, because Celtic Studies, Forensics, and Journalism were canceled.

Music got free food and no Ted. And Sam the Eagle, no lie, gave US Government their midterm. Eagles are way harsh.

Art classes had a paint battle with paint filled water balloons and super soakers. CJ's Speech Classes knocked down the wall between her office and Chaucer’s now empty one, along with Grissom.

And Drivers Ed actually started driving on a holographic race track in the Danger Shop. I'm so proud I could cry, seriously guys.

Oh, Dean Zordon announced that Piper Halliwell, Paige Matthews, Peter Parker, Draco Malfoy, and me, dammit, all have detention on Saturday. I guess they're handing out detentions now for being awesome.

Today's list of people foolish enough to eat in the caf includes Ed, and Molly and Cam talking about Blair. And... how cute and fuzzy and innocent he is? Of all the people to gossip about.

A shy dude, Chloe, and Pippi said goodbye to Charlie. Awww, sad. No more free cereal in Math class.

Janet Frasier opened the Library, where Blair talked to Janet about Dr. Jackson and the second floor, and then hallelujah Jenny Calendar reversed the spell that's been giving everyone strange powers. Because a week of that gross crap was more than enough.

Principal Washburn was in her office, and Dean Zordon watched... more of his weird 80's spandex porn, probably.


Dorms, or where people have bad dreams, a lot.

Nadia’s still having weird dreams, and Cordy isn't having a great time of it either.

Jaye called her sister from the ceiling to freak her out. Must, not, make, Lionel Ritchie joke.

Phoebe and Lana were excited that the strange powers had disappeared. Rory sent out an email about the SEKRIT party for Logan and Jake. Al stopped by to visit with Walter whilst he packed. Piper slept in.

Victor packed too, and got a phone call. Xander went all Freedom Fries on everyone. Seriously, he's like... I can't think of any famous French dudes. Jacques Chirac? Johnny Depp I think lives there now? Whatever.

Pippi packed her crystal ball, and hopefully some clean panties. Molly was stoked to be normal. At this school? STFU. Pippi left a note for Molly in regards to Old Man. Kinky.

Jake was blue, and this report doesn't say if that means sad, or literally the color. Chances are, both. Angel was THWAPPED soundly for being an idiot. Togusa’s gone back to Japan. Jaye was communing with wax, which sadly doesn't even make me bat an eye anymore. Cameron came by to see Jaye in color. Ahh, Jaye, why must you torment me so! Must... not... eeek.

Liz packed too. Anders stopped by to see John. No report of boykissing, but the night isn't over yet. And Rory was seen going to Alexandria to see Jess OMG!

Parker sent out an email to let everyone know that the wacky power hijinks were being taken care of, so yay. And Nadia asks Molly to take care of Furball while she's in England. Oh, the jokes. You people make it too easy.


Fandom Town, where no one was dismembered today! (After 3rd period or so, anyway)

Angel met Darla at the Arms. I'm sure that means something bad.

Over at Aerobedpalooza, Paige stopped by for the Canterbury Tales. In old people are super cute news, Jenny came to visit Giles and they have a date and please just get married and have dorky, well-read babies already. And Lana had a job interview, as well.

Edmund looked a little different today... okay I don't know what that means. Parker had a massive shopping list. Chloe and Weevil had a date at Luke's. Man, he really does have a fetish for blondes. Next time though, champ, bring her somewhere that's not technically your basement.

In Town Clinic news, Nadia stopped in to see Christian, as did Walter. Excellent taste, Nadia and Walter. Christian is an excellent physician and a total stallion. And Dr. Lambert saw Blair. Naked. Okay, probably not.

Oh, and over at the school clinic Walter got a clean bandage, and Susan saw Cameron. Unfortunately, the feed doesn't mention which kind of crazy he is, so you all will have to use your imaginations.

At Caritas, Lorne was in for all your karaoke needs.

At Quark's, it was Logan and Jake's birthday, which I missed because of the radio, but OMG Jake I have a present for you! Nadia and Angela talked traveling and accents. Jaye and Archie were all hella awkward because Jaye's finally unleashed her inner sex kitten potential, and Archie's still choking on her dust. Rory and Angela talked about art class, and Rory's trip off-island.

Marty and Angela had a post-brownie talk, which isn't one of you peoples' weird codenames for sex I don't think. Rory and Jaye compared their crappy days.
Callisto and Angel fought about that Darla chick. And Cordelia wonders Angel, Won't You Call Me?

Rory and Angel were cute and dorky. Rory, cute and dorky? Shut up. Bridge and Rory chatted, and Jaye flailed or something. Is she doing Bridge, too? Wow, even I'm not that good.

Marty chatted with V while drinking. Excellent. Callisto and Rory flocked to Xander. Blair and Molly showed as well.

And most importantly, Jakey arrived. Happy birthday, sweetheart. Logan of course arrived as well. And there were presents, and cake, and general merriment. Sorry I couldn't be there guys, but I'll have Kiki slip you something. I mean, her delivery service. I mean... oh man, it's late.

I'm signing off. Have a wonderful and safe sex filled break, and I'll see you all again next Friday!