WTFH

VERONICA: Good evening, Fandom. It's Veronica. No, you haven't slept for a few months, it's still July and it snowed. I'm completely baffled.

MARTY: You baffled. There's a common occurance. Hi everyone. It's Marty helping the clueless with her radio today.

VERONICA: Shut up, Blank. I didn't leave my room today until I had to come down here.

MARTY: Well later I'll show you how to use a doorknob.

VERONICA: I know how to use a doorknob, I just didn't want to.

MARTY: Really? *rustling of papers* Ahh... I see.

*"In The Navy" Begins to Play*

MARTY: But we're getting ahead of ourselves.


VERONICA: *music cuts out* Let’s just start the news, shall we?

MARTY: I can't believe you just cut out the Village people mid song.

VERONICA: I can’t believe I haven’t pulled out my taser yet.

*bzzzt*

MARTY: OW! Damn. Okay. To the news.

( cut )

MARTY: You have no sense of humor.

VERONICA: I have an excellent sense of humor. You just don't appreciate it. Say good night.

MARTY: No reason to point the Taser at me. One more shock and I'll be on display at the local FKC as being "Extra Crispy". Good night Fandom!

VERONICA: Good night!

*In the Navy starts playing again*

*bzzzt*

MARTY: GAAAAAAA-

*radio cuts out*


[so very much love to oatmanspatient for co-writing. also, special shout-outs to demonbelthazor and sogothcally for gathering the Festivus links and to actingltcrumpet for proof-reading!]