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Hey everyone! It's been a while... or never, for some of you. But anyway, I'm back! On the radio, that is, because I didn't go anywhere physically. Anyway, on to the news!

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And last, but definitely not least, Officer-Lion-Girl was waiting on the causeway for her ride. I feel it's only appropriate to end the broadcast on a night that's traditionally been hers for ages now with a mention of her so, goodbye and goodnight, Fandom!

Bridge: Hello Fandom, and welcome to Thursday night's radio broadcast. Tonight I've got a special guest star- the cuter Xander. Say hello!

Xander: I've got the nametag and everything! Hi, Fandom.

Bridge: A nametag that was made for you by your BFF's boyfriend. For which I thank him, 'cause it's true! Anyway, I suppose we should get on to the actual news and stuff, starting with workshops.
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Xander: Did I mention I'm having a really good day?

Bridge: You did... and now, you can say "Good night, Fandom".

Xander: Good night, Gracie Fandom!

Bridge: G'night everyone! *Click*

[ooc: much thanks to the fabulous soldtoarmenians for co-hosting!]

Bridge: Hi, Everyone! Bridge Carson here, bringing you the latest and greatsest of, well, Tuesday. I know it's not my usual day, but just go with me here.

Workshops, Where People Learn Stuff

Bridge: In workshops today, How to Win Friends and Whatever learned about blackmailing. Because that's a friendly thing to do. Or something. And then Blair asked Dr. Cox to try meditating. In Scoobying, we- um, they, because I am technically not in that workshop- paired up and kidnapped each other. Willow stopped by too, and Isabel chatted with Xander.

Archery finally got to shoot real arrows. Yay! And Peter talked to Miho about bugs. And Dr. Pevensie stopped by to talk about... archery. In an archery class. Strange, huh? In First Aid, people talked a lot, got first aid kits, and told stories. Writing also worked with stories, though there's was more news stories than... story stories.

In the library, John built a hut and Willow was looking for books about beavers. Okay, the second part of that sentence makes sense but how is that first a normal library activity? And Pip was wearing a French maid outfit in the cafeteria. I'm just going to repeat my previous question.

Dorms, Where People Live

Bridge: Oh, hey! Broots, dude, wanna help me out with radio for a bit?

Broots: Radio? I'll get to play with your robot dog thingy? Sure! Um...what do I do?

Bridge: Just, read these notes, dude.

Broots: Oh, okay.

So, hi, this is Broots. And dorms. So Seras is in my common room, or at least my floor's common room, buying baked goods. Nadia is the topic of many conversations today. Hi Nadia! Glad you're back! Um...Pippi offends Jamie's baked goods. Is that like a euphemism for something? Cause that's a really weird one. Seras tells Pippi about news from 1993. Isn't that the year...never mind. That was 83. In other news, Pip is a French Maid with good legs and Jamie is a mutant. Okay. Walter thinks Pippi would have been a better French Maid then Pip. Gotta agree with you there. Sakurazaki thinks Pip is weird. I totally agree with you on that point. And then she explains some thing about a wind and a rock to Pippi and is anyone at this school sane? ... Right. Moving right along.

There are cheerleaders in the gym! ... We have cheerleaders? I did not know that. Jamie is happy to see that Nadia is back on the roof. Er. He's happy she's back. They just happen to be on the roof at the time. If that made sense to you, congratulations. Pip spars with Nadia. No comment on bruises and who won. The Doctor talks with Nadia and is escorted by security. The Doctor of what? Pip and Nadia spar. Um...did they spar twice? Oh! They were planning on sparring the first time and then they went off and actually sparred. Okay, these notes are confusing.

Bridge: Yeah, they usually are. Here- read some more confusing things! *sounds of papers rustling*

Broots: These ones? Okay. Er... Bridge and Xander love each other. ... Hi Bridge! It's very weird to say things on radio about the person sitting next to you.

Bridge: *sound of facepalming* ...thank you for discussing my love life on air. Can you move on to another topic, now?

Broots: Sakurazaki meditates and Walter has glasses. Are they the cool The Grid ones? The ones that Tow wore? Cause those are very cool. And yeah, hi, I'm a geek. Phoebe and Bel move to the fifth floor from the attic. ... Fourth floor is cooler. WAit...didn't you used to live on the fourth floor? Next door to me? Now I'm confused, but this is normal so I move on. Maia and Ivanova are omgdirty. Thank you for sharing. Marie and Willow talk about their weekends. And Aeryn watches John and DRD have a staring contest. I'm going to regret asking this but, who won? And what's a DRD? Greg builds a fort in 238. Is that not his room or something? Alec and Dean leave the island and then come back. It's good they came back even though I have no clue who they are and probably wouldn't know if I ran into them. Anders uses lube to help with Pyramid practice. ... Congratulations Anders! You have managed to completely break down my brain. I'm going to go ... stare at the robot dog while Bridge finishes the radio broadcast.

Bridge: Okay, Piper sent an email today. The Second Floor Common Room was pretty busy. Jamie was there with a crown and was watching "Dirty Jobs". Zero wanted to continue to give Peter a makeover, while Jamie was just explaining the "Dirty Jobs" show to him. Jamie and Z were talking, at least, until Zero interrupted them for some inexplicable reason.

Joxer offered to be Jamie's bodyguard and exchanged fashion talk with Peter. Jamie and Zero also talked. Demyx asked for help with his Sex Ed homework. Joxer offered, but backed down once he realised what class it was for. Hat-Girl informed Jamie that she hates bugs, and was sad about missing out on Peter singing. Tim also popped by to say hi.

I was there too, and, well... let's just say that in the process of trying to get questions answered, I ended up with more questions.

Up on the rooftop, Nadia and Walter were emo, and Walter informed Pippi that he was contemplating becoming a monk.

Town, Where People Buy Stuff

Bridge: Sparky Repairs was open. As was Empire Records, where Jamie was playing John Tesh. Whoever that is. Cafe Fina was also open, but lacked John Tesh. Willow and Peter were cute with chicken soup at Luke's. And Ivanova stopped by All and Sundries.

In the clinic, Dr. Troy nap- er, was reading a medical journal during the morning shift. And Dr. Lambert was also reading during the evening shift.

Caritas was busy tonight. Cam got up on stage and sung... something. Yeah, I have no idea. Veronica was very glad that Nadia is back, as was Tim. So am I! Hi, Nadia! Nadia and Cally talked about her breakup with Walter. Um, Nadia's breakup. Not Cally's. As far as I know, Cally and Walter weren't ever dating. Bel and Veronica had a glaring contest about something Veronica may or may not have said, and Cam tried to cheer Veronica up.

And that's all for today, folks. See you next week!

Broots: You done? We done? Okay, awesome. By Fandom! Stay crazy!

Bridge: Okay, is everyone here? Good. Let's get this thing started then. Don't ask questions. Just read the notes, okay? Uh! Hello, Fandom. It's Thursday night and I'm bringing the happenings of Fandom with some help from some special guest stars!

Workshops Where People Do Stuff

Greg: Hi, peoples! Okay, so in Screen Acty thing, people filmed each other doing intros and then they worked in groups to make a scene.

In Sex Ed, they did a survey and played in groups with phallic balloons that squirted. Heee! Pip, Blair, and Willow all talked to Crazy Hooker, though why I don't really know.

And in Wilderness Survival, they stripped, listened and tracked, and D'anna talked to Callisto whosleepswithducks.

In that talking class, they did intros and Ivanova talked to Blair, Tim, Pip and Phoebe after class.

In the library, Jamie told Angela 'bout his "special talent," Cally and Angela had girltalk, and that girl with the name was looking for books.

And over lunch, Tyler and Pippi had a nice, long talk.

And seriously, all of this sounds like bad porn or something.Oops. I said that on the radio. Um. Well. At least my girlfriend is out of town so maybe she didn't hear, unless she downloaded the podcast in which case hi, honey, you're pretty!

So...back to Bridge. OH. And everyone should have hair like Inkykin Skywriter's! The end!

Camp Where People Live

Bridge: This morning in the gym, Cam and Veronica declared a banana war- is that a war on bananas, or using bananas, or what? And Cam also taught Veronica how to kick stuff. Kawalsky and Cam were then "manly" together. This probably did not involve bananas. And Cam and Sakurazaki met and discussed Fandom weirdness.

At the Meerkat Campfire this morning, Buffy was reading a magazine by herself. The Aye-Aye Campfire was a little more populated, since Archie made breakfast. Nadia stopped by for some- and hopefully did not recite poetry- as did Sawyer. And Pippi and Archie were "hale and hearty" in spite of blue drinks.

In the Stickbug cabin, Jamie woke himself up by being all cheerful and obnoxious. Isabel was getting ready to leave for a bit- we'll miss you! Oh, wait, you're probably gone and can't hear this... oh well, you'll download the podcast or something when you get back, and then you'll know that we will miss you. Did miss you. Something. Whatever. Anyway, Hat-Girl, Cedric, Jack, Alanna, the dude, Peter and Greg all stopped by to say goodbye. Willow and Peter had lunch. Anakin taught Willow about etiquette and was confused by Greg. There's also something about ducks and skywriting. Greg? Sometimes, you worry me, dude. Just sayin'.

Greg: I don't know why people keep saying that. Also, tomorrow my hair will be extra-cool, so all should come and see!

Bridge: I'll... mark it on my calendar. Anyway, moving on. Alec informed Dean that, surprise! He is now enrolled in Flight and Flying! Dean seemed less than pleased. Pippi and River spoke Squirrel in a clearing. To each other, or to squirrels? I don't know. Hat-Girl seemed unsure of whether or not Cam was allowed to be in the Meerkat cabin. And Ranma has the sneaking suspicion he- she? These notes say both. Weird. Anyway, that he or she missed something this week.

And.... now I turn you over to Alanna.

Alanna: What? Well, I was going to sleep. Faithful, wait outside. No. Wait outside. Because you tried to eat the microphone last time. I don't care. Sit. Stay. I'll give you a can of tuna. Good boy. OW!

Okay, evil cat issues over so: dorm life. Where I learned many new things today that I am actually happy I learned. ... Get your minds out of the gutter.

Seras broods with a soccer ball. I hope the ball is feeling better. Oh, and she talks with Pippi and Nadia about her fight with Walter. Seras's fight. Not the ball's. Just in case it wasn't clear.

The place to be tonight is apparently the Pangolin - who named our cabins anyways? - campfire. Parker and Bridge talk about classes. For the record, I think mine are out to get me. Then, Parker talks with Bel about Sex Ed. That's just helping my point, you know. Bel and Bridge also talk about Sex Ed and Blair. Do I want to know? Faithful was being a brat and giggled at Bel, me, and almost everyone else who was there. Parker made a brave attempt at explaining the love lives of some classmates to me. Faithful was giggling. Bridge talked to me about losing his shirt. Because I must: Did you find it?

Bridge: Actually? Cal gave it back after class.

Alanna: Xander isn't sure what to think about Bridge losing his shirt. It could have been worse. It could have been pants. Anders brings cupcakes. How come I didn't get one? Angela and Marty stopped and caught up with more people. Jaye and Z also make an appearance.

And then people went to bed.

Town Where People Work

Kawalsky: So I wanna see what all the radio fuss is about. DJ K is on the air with all the town news.

Coach Bluth was chilling out on his yacht. There was probably booze involved. I'm just saying.

In Empire Records, Little Buddy Jamie and my favorite detention pal Marie caught up about workshops.

Over at All and Sundries, Ivanova's back in town and brought Blackadder coffee. Hey, she never brought *me* coffee. What? Is Blackadder more worthy of caffeine-laced goodness?

In Luke's, Jude played with donuts. I.. really hope that's not a euphemism or I'm never eating there again.

Parker and Cally had fun at the beach and man, considering some of the stuff I've heard on here lately, I really hope that's not a euphemism either.

Awww, and Isabel left town and her freakishly small boyfriend saw her off. Keep up the good work, Spiky Short Guy.

Then there's the most happening place in town, Caritas, where Coach Bluth was in a good mood. See, told ya, there had to be booze involved. He gave V a paid night off. Then he talked to the Mountie Man about women. Wait, my notes say there was no fist fight. Weird. Then Cally and Piper talked. Just talked.

And if you missed it, the Pirate had his Wine, Wenches 'n Song show this afternoon.

That's all from town. Wait no, there's a few late notes here about some weird goings-on around the place. Empire Records, Artie's, All and Sundries, the Tarr-diss whatever that is, Mauvaise Chance, Quark's Bar, Caritas, Luke's, Hitsuze-what the hell is that?, the clinic, the old lawyer place, the cinema, the florist, the Perk, JGOB and the hotel.

Sounds fishy to me. That's all from town. I guess we'll find out what the deal is tomorrow.

This is DJ K signing off from the radio gig. Hey, are those Twizzlers?

Bridge: Yes, yes they are. Thanks for the help, guys! This is Bridge Carson- and guest stars- signing off!

much love for threeweapons, kawalsky and like_a_sponge for cowriting yay!

BRIDGE: Hello, Fandom! Bridge Carson here, on this lovely... yes, it's a Tuesday. And I haven't done a broadcast for a couple of weeks. Did you miss me?

Workshops, Where People Learned Stuff

BRIDGE: In Scoobying today, Willow was kidnapped, oh noes! But it's okay, because we came up with our own superhero teams using people from the school, and then teamed up with each other and went to go rescue her, yay!

In First Aid, people worked on patching up accident victims at a Fourth of July picnic in the pool, picnic area, or playground. There were apparently not very many badgers. In the Space Ninja's class, people shot stuff with the bows of their choice, talked, and left gifts for her.

In Writing, Chloe had everyone write romance stories. Kawalsky talked fanfic with Cam and Marie. What's fanfic? It sounds... interesting, I guess. Marie and Cam talked about stuff, as did Chloe and Cam, and then everyone turned in their assignments.

In Campfire Songs & Stories, Ted and Hamlet told stories, and Ted tells everyone that it's his last class ev- wait! What's going to happen to Earl? I need to know, dude. The Documentary class finished editing their projects and then presented them. Good job, guys!

In the cafeteria, Sawyer ate lunch.

I'm now turning you over to Anders, who will tell you all about what happened in the dorms and town today. Except the beach party, which I'll get to after.

Dorms, Where People Live and Stuff

ANDERS: Hey, guys, this is Anders, and you know what? Boogie boarding rocks. But that's not why I'm here. I don't know why I'm telling you all about what happened in the dorms today since I was out at the beach, but hey, I don't write these notes, I only read 'em. Anyway, it was really quiet in the dorms. Not surprising, since frakking well all of you were out at Galactica Point.

A few people were in their rooms though! Ranma was in bed until Sakurazaki talked him into going to the beach party. River had a date with Tyler, and worked on a raft with Pippi, and Callisto was hung over, but dude, these notes say she might try and kill people later. Uh, that can't be good.

And people were emaily. Cameron, Peter Parker, and Willow all did the correspondence thing today.

Nadia, who kind of rocks, was bein' thoughtful this morning and speaking of being thoughtful, she checked on Pip, who has the flu and dude, that sucks. He also told Pippi all about how the French rock and Americans suck. Um. I'm just gonna plead Article Twenty-Three here, 'cause I have no idea. Walter escorted Seras home from the clinic. Glad you got out of there, Seras! Hope that jerky guy who was there when I brought you in didn't give you too much grief. And Seras's roommate, Gwynn, was waiting for Pippi this morning.

Cedric was hanging out in Jack's room tonight, and John and a kinda cranky Aeryn made it back from the party.

And seriously? That's, like, all that went on in the dorms today. That I know of.

Oh, wait. Walter dropped Pup off with Seras tonight before heading out of town. Bummer. Come back safe, man, okay?

Stuff in Town That Probably Didn't Involve Sand

ANDERS: And it's me again! Sparky Repairs was open, and probably, um, sparky, since John Connor -- that's with an O-R, and that's his last name, as opposed to Conner with an E-R who is not my boyfriend, okay -- was making fireworks while he was on the clock. River and Pippi were poking around in the junkyard, and I don't think they ran into a tentacle monster there this time. Seriously? No more tentacles. For a really, really long while.

So apparently Walter is on some kind of mission, which he talked about with Alfred at Cafe Fina before he left. Seriously, man . . .look after yourself, okay?

Whoa, and dude! Rory's mom is having a baby! Congratulations, seriously. That's awesome.

Beach Party, Where People Did Beach Stuff

BRIDGE: And now? The Fourth of July party, which I'm fairly sure like 99% of the island population turned up for.

Officer Lion-Girl was there, and Buffy talked to her about a poster. Sawyer was also there, and he and Tempe were cute. Tim informe Sawyer that he is a spaz in flip flops, and Clark was there and talked to Sakurazaki about ducks. Then there was Isabel, who organized the whole thing!

She refused Tim's offer to start a water fight in favor of being adorable with Greg, apparently. Buffy and Isabel talked about how their ritual worked! My notes don't say anything about whether this "ritual" was dirty or not, but you know what? I'm gonna go with not. Dawn was also there, and Buffy thought she should cover up more.

Draco was there, Buffy helped him with sunscreen and Tim thought he was pale. Buffy got Alec to, and I quote, "rub her down" and I'm pretty sure that is dirty. Gwynn, who Tim remembers, is there and complimented Pippi. Tyler was also there, and Tim threatened to kick his ass if he hurt River. Um. Okay.

Seras was there, and talked to Nadia, Tim, Pippi, and Stark. Sakurazaki was there too! Ranma was there but was a girl, who Tim noted was quite pale. Peter Parker? Also there. As was Cedric. Rory was too, and she talked to Anakin about sunscreen, Anders about relationships, Tim about paleness- you know, I'm beginning to note a pattern here- and Officer Lion-Girl about weird families and friends and relationships.

Marie and Lana were both sunning, but Stark chose to hang out under an umbrella. Hat-Girl and Cam were there and adorable. Xander and I were there too, and talked to Cally about... stuff. *pause*

Anyway. Moving on. The volleyball tournament had Jude and Sakurazaki facing off against Joxer and Anders, Buffy and Dawn versus Sam and Dean, and Peter Griffin and Walter against Pippi and Conner.

Over in the music tent, Fraser and Clark hung out, and Sam and Buffy danced and talked about Christmas. At the bonfire, Tim was requesting some non-scary stories. And off in the dark, Sakurazaki and Jude's attempt to get some alone time is foiled by Ranma, who is apparently stalking them.

Over by the food tables, Alfred gave Pippi some tasty "not dirty" pie. Yes, my notes actually specify not dirty this time. Walter told Alfred he needed some time off, and Wonka didn't find Alfred's food disgusting. Yay? Sakurazaki warned Ranma that she'll get heartburn if she keeps eating like that. Whatever "like that" means.

John was swimming around like a dork, and Tim tried to squirt him with a watergun. Pippi and Tim fought ramen or something. Aeryn was also swimming, and John attempted to use a pickup line on her. Aeryn was surprised that John, Greg, and Peter managed to survive after what they got up to last night. Anakin and Aeryn discussed water, drunkenness, and Coruscant. Cam and Aeryn talked about Cam's trip.

Nadia was there, and was splashed by Pippi. Anakin was also there, and was annoyed by Tim. Hat-Girl talked to Anakin about the Coruscant trip, and Cally talked to him about machinery. Greg and Isabel were splashy-splashy and Bel was... hairy. And also splashy with Isabel, but not in a flirty way. Back to people who were splashy in a flirty way, there was Alec and Officer Lion-Girl, and Phoebe and Bel.

There was more non-flirty splashing by Ranma and Sakurazaki and Cally and Archie. Archie was also floating around with Veronica. Cally was admiring Walter's shorts while Pippi was trying to make him trip. Also, Anders and Cedric learned how to boogie board.

During the fireworks, Tim told Nadia that fireworks remind him of alien ships blowing up. Um, I'm not sure if that's the kind of thing to be saying when you go to a school with aliens, dude. Greg and Isabel looked at fireworks and made out, and Anders and Conner totally snuggled. I am a fan of snuggling. Not with either of them, I mean, I have my own person to do that with. I'm just talking on principle here.

On that note, I think I'm gonna go do that. Bye, everyone!

Hi everyone! It's been yet another Thursday here in Fandom, and here's me, Bridge Carson, to tell you all about it.

Not Quite School

In workshops today, Yogalaties did introductions and yoga poses.

In Leadership and Outdoorsmanship, people learned about proper trash disposal and burying garbage. They also discussed things like whether certain activities are acceptable outdoors and fires. In Wilderness Survival, everyone took off their shoes and had to identify animal tracks. After class, Callisto apparently coerced Janet into joining the cheerleading squad.

In Sex Ed, people filled out questionnaires and then did something dirty with balloons and whipped cream. Please, draw your own conclusions. In Nature & Nature Magic, everyone played with things that represented the different elements.

In the cafeteria, Pippi and Jude had lunch and talked about, well, food. Ainsley met Nadia and Walter, and they did the introducing thing. Sawyer, Briar and Tim all also had lunch. Seriously, the fact that people eat lunch is news? This worries me.

This and That

Outside Seahorse Cabin this morning, Cedric did magic for Jack, Sam talked about coffee, and Officer Lion-Girl talked about shirtlessness. In the Stickbug Cabin, Cam and Tyler talked vampire gnomes, Cam and Peter decided they needed a flag, and Cam and Greg decided bribery was the way to go with the Meerkats. Hat-Girl and Cam had a Stickbug versus Meerkat argument. Outside Aye-Aye, Sawyer made food which drew in Nadia, and they chatted over breakfast.

In the gym, Marie talked to John Connor and Pippi. She also admired Gwynn's swordplay, apparently, and talked to Tyler and the dude. Gwynn was, reportedly, in a very good mood when she talked to Pippi.

Paige and Pippi were looking forward to Sex Ed. And Tempe is back in Pangolin after spending the night with Sawyer.

Janet was understandably annoyed at being drafted onto the cheerleading team. Anakin was annoyed about... something, which sent him off making a call home. Also, Buffy wrote a letter, Tyler went for a walk, and John Connor got some email.

Later on in the gym, Peter and Pip talked and worked out, and Tempe was there and then went for a walk with Sawyer. Phoebe also sparred with John Connor.

At Squirrel campfire, Pippi and Walter roasted phallic objects while Pippi sang. At Seahorse, Officer Lion-Girl was there with coffee in what I can assume was an attempt to encourage shirtlessness.

At the Meerkat campfire, Greg brought cake as a peace offering. Molly talked to Isabel about boys and beaches, and Tim apparently wanted to hear her origin story. Buffy talked to Isabel about glowing CDs and Molly about Callisto. Dawn told Buffy that her roommate needs to get out of his pants. I talked to Isabel about workshops and Greg about my hair, which has been doing a thing today. I don't know why. I also told Dawn about the Power Rangers and promised not to kill Peter. Elizabeth discussed ducks with Isabel and camping with Peter. Bel talked to Isabel about Angel and Logan, and talked fighting with Tyler. Xander showed up with juice to balance out all the junk food, which was very considerate. Hamlet met Tyler, and Peter asked him if he kissed Marty. Hamlet, that is, not Tyler. The idea of Tyler kissing Marty makes my head hurt, for some inexplicable reason. And finally, Dawn told Dean and Sam how to get Sam out of his pants. Dirty? Dirty.

And over at the main campfire, Tim, Marie and Sakurazaki all hung out and talked.

Here and There

In town, Agatha was at work and so were the dingbots. Jamie was traumatized by evil music at Empire Records. Dawn stopped by to talk to Giles about Sam's pants. Professor Harrington also stopped by Giles's shop, but not to talk about Sam's pants. Instead, she talked to Peter. Weasley's Wizard Wheezes was open for business. Except, presumably, when Fred went to Cafe Fina for lunch.

Pippi and Edmund had a discussion about who's really welcome. Welcome where? In the store, in town, what? I'm not sure. There was a radio call-in show, where Barbossa took song requests and gave advice on the air.

Quark was... around, so my notes say, and Edmund was drunk on the streets. Clark and Sakurazaki talked with Jude in the park, and GOB and Becky talked about workshops and not hurtineg GOB. Also, Miho and Barbossa had a date on the roof of the Sin.

Over at Caritas, Weevil was teasing Veronica about Archie, and Archie apologized to Veronica about not being around for the past few days. In the Clinic, nothing happened for either Dr. Troy or Trevor.

And that is a wrap for the happenings of today. This is Bridge Carson, signing off... with a reminder that certain cabins may want to remember to lock their windows and doors at night.

Hello all, Bridge here, bringing you the latest and greatest of Fandom. Or possibly just Thursday.

Wish I Knew

Today in ACJ, we discussed tricycles. No, seriously. Conflict, Consensus, and tricycles, I swear. Also, Aeryn wore pink. And in Music we discussed awesome theme songs for TV shows.

Archaeology today did their presentations, Literature reacted to poems while Classics reacted to a biography. Students in Creature Languages today talked to Mr. Neilson. In any other class talking to a monkey might be unusual, but this is Creature Languages, so really, nothing unusual there.

Business classes worked on final projects. In Political Campaigning, they talked about getting the vote and worked on their projects. Afterwards, Angel stays behind to talk to Professor Lyman about his crush on... Elizabeth? Hoo, boy.

Speech 201 practiced their speeches, and 301 is cancelled, or moved or something. The classroom was empty, that's all I know. Psych 101 and Jung talked about... well, prom, actually. Technically they were supposed to discuss it in a psychological context, but I suspect the actual conversations had more to do with dresses and accessories and other important things like that.

Zordon's announcements today were in regards to a sudden pirat infestation, and to let us all know that the toilets are possibly still running. Away, that is.

Professor Skeeter what walking down the hallway and gives Bel and Angela detentions. I'm not sure whether this was just on a whim or whether they actually did something to earn it. Principal Washburn held office hours, and Cam comes to visit. So did Professor Cregg- hold office hours, I mean, not visit Principal Washburn.

In the Library, Mr. Wagner was apparently holding a grudge against the clock, or possibly time itself, I'm not quite sure. Rory and the dude discussed Alanna's potential dress choices, and tiaras. Rory and Peter talked about, you guessed it, prom. And also their journalism projects. But mostly prom.

The prom was also the discussion topic of choice in the cafeteria. Well, also the pool party, but I'll talk about that in a bit.

Also, the school nurse? Was in.

Re-In-Living

Callisto and Angel woke up, and my notes say something about "dirty" and somehow, I'm... not surprised. Aeryn... decided to wear pink. Which leads me to wonder: did anyone laugh at her? And if they did, do they still have all of their limbs attached? Angela and Marty had breakfast and coffee in her room. Peter got some email and encountered some pirats. Xander also got email, but did not, apparently, run in to any pirats.

Anakin and Isabel had a pillow fight and, later, Aeryn also stopped by his room. I'm assuming there were no pillow fights that time.

Ivanova hung out in her room and was visited by Al and Maia. My notes don't say what they talked about, so I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say they were talking about prom.

Barbossa and the pirats drank some rum and attempted to dance to the recitation of pi. Apparently it didn't go too well. Pi isn't exactly rhythmic, so I'm not surprised.

Speaking of dancing, Xander did some more email stuff, and then came and hung out with, well, me.

Oh man, Anders and Cally were doing what while we were in the next room? Uh... moving on.

Other people who were thinking about prom today include Phoebe, Officer Lion-Girl and Janet. As well as Hamlet and Macbeth, who were discussing prom in the 2nd floor common room. Which reminds me, it's time for a short commercial break:

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In not-so-prom-related news, there was a pool party in the basement today. Pippi and Ivanova posed for pictures in their bikinis, and Pip and Ivanova are going dutch to the prom. Pip and Walter discussed sexuality, which apparently led to Nadia and Ivanova kissing. Walter and Nadia also had a tickle-fight, and Al arrived in time to see all the pictures that Pippi had been taking. Maia and Ivanova chatted about the future, and Boone joined the party as well. Also Nadia brought snacks that had a special ingredient.

Here in My House

Sparky Repairs was open, and Agatha was reading. GOB was apparently doing some sort of avant-garde mime act that involved him dancing around like a robot. Apparently, and I've never seen this myself, but this is what I've heard, this sort of behaviour merits punching. I'm not sure why. Wonka's? Also open. As was All and Sundries, where Orlin went shopping today, and also Jay totally hit on Nadia outside the Kwik-Stop. Nadia stopped by Empire Records to talk with Marty, who was all twitchy. Orlin, who was not twitchy, came by looking for music. As you do.

Oh, I guess Professor Cregg's class wasn't cancelled after all. It was just... moved to the Perk, apparently? Anyway, Maia and Boone tried to convince the professor why they shouldn't have a final. Did it work?

In the Clinic, Troy worked the morning shift, Trevor worked the evening shift. Lilly is still there and still dead. In case you were wondering.

At Cafe Fina, Walter and Pippi stopped by to pick up a sandwich maker. And at Caritas, Bel and Veronica talked, as did Archie and Veronica. About... something that was not prom, actually. Apparently the discussion was about detention.

Stuff for Sale was busy as hell today. Pippi and Nadia took Walter dress shopping around lunchtime. Not surprisingly, he objects to pink. After classes, Callisto, Hat-Girl, Jake, Isabel, the dude, Aeryn, Alanna, Janet, Elizabeth, Angela, Sam and D'Anna stopped by, with Cam and John with them for support.

Cam gave opinions on dresses. Callisto tried to get him to try on a dress, and apparently they eventually compromised by having him try on a kilt. Cam continued to give opinions, this time to his prom date. Isabel, meanwhile, was helping Molly out with picking a dress. Aeryn was looking for a dress as well, and yes, she was still dressed in pink. Isabel and Janet were talking about dresses and the apparent guy shortage. And man, it's apparently commercial break time again:

"Ladies, are you looking for a last minute date to the prom? Are you desperate enough to date anything young, male, and seemingly interested in women? Have we got the man for you! For a good time, contact Macbeth at 555-SPOT or stop by Room 333 for all your prom dating needs!"

...that was totally the same commercial as last time, wasn't it? Weird. Anyway, back to the dress shopping.

Sam, the dude, and Janet were shopping for more dresses. As were Janet and Elizabeth. Angela solicited Cam's opinions on some dresses, and then looked at others with Isabel. The dude and Janet helped Alanna with picking out a dress and Jake was also looking for one. In non-dress-related news, Hat-Girl found a tux for Cam.

...and that's all for today, everyone. Bridge Carson, signing off.

Hey everyone! Um, I know it's been a while, but this is Bridge Carson, back at the mic- and sorry, no guest stars today. Maybe next week or something! Anyway, I'm here to bring you today's happenings in the wonderful land of Fandom. So let's get started...

That Place Where They Make You Learn Things

Today in Music, we had a guest lecturer named Martok who talked about opera and brought us food that moves. In ACJ, we did our presentations in the Danger Shop. There were a lot of- really interesting interpretations of Justice, which were all really cool and stuff.

Classics translates stories, while Foreign Lit studies Arabic literature. Today in Creature Languages, they apparently did... folk dances? Lobster folk dances? Okay. Huh. That's different.

In Speech classes, they talk about- well, actually, 201 writes speeches. 301 talks about talking to animals. Arthurian Traditions gets a quiz. Tough luck, guys. I hate quizzes. Business classes work on their final projects, Psych classes do research in the Library, and Archaeology plays games.

Campaigning talks about ads, and apparently there are dancing bunnies. What's with all the dancing animals lately? Is there something in the water? Should that maybe get checked out or something? I'm just saying...

Sex Cultures watches... porn? Is that allowed? But apparently it's interruped because Belthazor got arrested for attacking Allie. Uh- I thought he was supposed to be all reformed and stuff?

Office hours today are pretty quiet. Professor Cregg and Vice-Principal Hawkeye have no visitors during their office hours. Principal Washburn has one visitor, and Professor Skeeter has two. Wait, wait, wait, I take back what I said about quiet. Apparently Callisto got turned into a bunny when she went to visit Professor Skeeter.

Zordon explains the bunnies during the announcements. Well, sort of explains. I still don't know how they got here or why they want to hug anyone, much less dance, but okay.

The Library today is pretty busy- Rory and Angela pass notes, John talks to Rory and a... gnat? Well, it's not like we don't have other talking animals at this school. I guess insects can talk too. Angela talks weekend plans with the dude who also talks to Rory during lunch, Zero looks at stuff on Amazon, and Cally is... looking for a book. In the library. Who would'a thought?

In Clubs news- The newspaper meets and talks about... news.

And in the Cafeteria today, Nadia and Pippi have lunch, and Nadia tells Pippi she can't go shopping after all. That's all for things happening in the school.

That Place Where Students Live And Stuff

The roof apparently has a brief respite from the emo when Walter visits. Which is good, because everyone needs variety, even plants.

Nadia's leaving gifts outside people's doors. For some reason, this worries me. Nadia, are you okay, dude?

John's talking to Aeryn and certainly no one else omg, and after they talk, Aeryn goes back to her room. Belthazor snuggles with Phoebe, awwww. And Callisto snuggles with Angel, awwww again. Veronica's making phone calls, so's the dude, Nadia contemplates stuff in the bathroom, and Walter has giggly shoes. Well, with all the emo going around, it's good that some people are still in a good mood, I guess. Even if those people are, um, shoes.

Angel has a stare-off with some of the tiny bunnies. Dude, those never end well. Not that I've ever tried to stare down a bunny before. Pippi is bunnypiled, awww. And some can-can dancing bunnies try to cheer up Nadia, but sadly, they can't-ca- no, I'm not even finishing that joke. Forget it.

In the gym today, - Anakin and Angel what? *sound of headdesking* Apparently they got in a fight that... didn't end well for either of them. Well, duh. I could've told you that and saved you the trouble, dudes.

D'anna and Krycek textmessage each other, Angel is all recovering from getting into a really stupid fight, Kiki is thinking about stuff, Phoebe is worried about Bel, which is understandable, considering what happened in class today. For what it's worth, I hope things get all cleared up, dudes.

In HQ today Cally- what? Apparently stuff exploded. Cally, are you okay?

Sam instructs the bunnies on proper dancing technique, and talks to Isabel. Then Isabel and I also hung out for a little while. Officer Lion-Girl tells Aeryn to go talk to Peter, so she does. And Nadia... damnit, I knew something was wrong. Nadia is apparently gone. She'd better be coming back. Or else.

That Place Where You Can Buy Stuff

In the Trooper station, Weevil reports the demon attack from last night, Fraser brings Bel in, and Piper later comes by to visit Bel.

Officer Lion-Girl picks up her laptop from Sparky Repairs. In other computer-related news, Giles is apparently considering one. In non computer-related news, Nadia came into the bookstore to pay for a book, and to All & Sundries to pay for... I'm guessing sundries.

Isabel and Molly have lunch and chat about stuff at the Perk.

Wonka's and Cafe Fina are both quiet today. Caritas, however, has customers. Professor Cregg and Archie both stop by and chat with Veronica.

And at Galactica Point, Nadia is brooding, and talks to Cally. After that she... oh, no, no, no. Thankfully, Walter is around and manages to stop her from doing something completely crazy. Whew. And that's all for town, except for the clinic.

That Place Where You Go When You Get Into Stupid Fights

The school clinic is quiet today, which is good, cause the town clinic is hella busy.

Anakin comes in all injured, and is later visited by Rory. GOB is visited by Fraser and Becky.

Allie is visited by Nadia and Boone in the morning, and Piper and Weevil in the evening. And Grissom also stops by.

Anyway, I think that's everything. If I missed anything- ummm... blame whoever it was that spilled coffee on the notes. Yeah. That's it. Bridge Carson, signing off!

Bridge: Good evening Fandom, I'd like you all to give a warm welcome to tonight's co-host, Ro- Barnaby.
Rory: My name is not Barnaby!
Bridge: It is now.
Rory: Fine. You're Rufus.
Bridge: ...hey, we switched initials. Cool! That works.

Here & There

Bridge: Anyway, to start off today's broadcast, we've got Principal Washburn, who held office hours. Nobody stopped by, though. Cause it's a holiday!
Rory: And first thing this morning, the bus left for Baltimore! It's a gorgeous city. Wish I'd gone, Rufus. But I was busy with, y'know, stuff here.
Bridge: Right! Like getting emails and rescuing me from being stuck in a barrel of cereal. Thanks for that, by the way!
Rory: No problem. It seems while we were doing that, Angel was writing something in the clinic. That might have been last night, though. I'm not sure. In any case, Angel, stop writing stuff. That's not conducive to getting better.
Bridge: Unless he's trying to become a better writer. But somehow I doubt that was what he was doing. Um, Nadia's cat was sulking, but scritches won out in the end!

Rory: Aw, sulky kitty. How cute. And speaking of cute, Cally and Anders got a computer! And...um, if my notes are right, there's something about Cally dressing up like a cheerleader? That's...nice. I guess it's sweet Anders has a supportive girlfriend, right? That's what they mean by cheerleader! She'll always cheer him on!
Bridge: Yeah, I'm sure there was nothing dirty at all going on. Even after Anders finished putting it together.
Rory: No dirty. Nuh uh. And if anyone tries to tell me otherwise, I'll...throw a seahorse at you or something. Anyway! Belthazor is kinda grumpy with Phoebe for giving blood again, I guess. And the kitties aren't talking today. Woe.

Bridge: And then you were replying to that email you got earlier today. After which, lots of us- including me and you! went and hung out in the second floor common room.
Rory: Yes! And you almost fell asleep. Are you sleepy, Rufus? Because my very important job is to keep you conscious on the air.
Bridge: Nope, I'm still conscious. Elsewhere in the Common Room, some dude talks to Cam about Darla, and then has a conversation with Barnaby about girl stuff.
Rory: Thanks, Rufus. It wasn't "girl stuff." I mean, it was, but not like in an embarrassing way. Um. And now for something completely differ - Archie was talking about seamen? Hey, Rufus, my notes are kinda smudged...is that dirty? Because I think it might be.
Bridge: Let's move on to something not dirty, shall we, Barnaby? Like Molly and Blair, who hung out and talked. As one does. Or Callisto and Parker, who talked prophecies.

Rory: And elsewhere, in the gym, Pip and Pippi worked out. Okay, I have to say: this is like if I had a friend named "Ror." Or, as you insist, "Barn" or something. I dunno. I think that would confuse me.
Bridge: I'm sure you'd be able to figure it out. Nadia hung out on the roof, and then went inside and opened a present!
Rory: Nice segue. And Parker found out what Angel was writing earlier. And I'm not going to talk any more about that, because I am not going to cry on the air. Hey, should we tell them we rescheduled the contest?
Bridge: Good idea, Barnaby. New contest date, everyone. Monday afternoon, because Angel has to participate.
Rory: Yes. And damn it, Angel, you're going to. There will be a turtle on your head if I have anything to say about it! Anyway. Stuff happened in town, too.

Little of Column A, Little of Column B

Bridge: Like Victor got some... bot surgery? Right. Okay.
Rory: Can you even have surgery on something that's not biological? That doesn't make sense. Anyway, Angela went to see Marty at Empire Records before going on her trip, aww. And then Professor Cregg stopped by and caught up with Marty.
Bridge: And then Angela, Professor Cregg, and Barnaby stop by Giles's shop. That's the one with the books and that name that I can't spell.
Rory: Yeah, I can spell it, but don't ask me to pronounce it. I'm going to be a Watcher, did I tell you? Go me! But on a completely random note, 'cause as you've shown, segues are overrated - Walter and Nadia buy random stuff at All and Sundries

Bridge: As you do. And then Walter shows up for lessons at Alfred's. Do we even want to know what goes on behind closed doors?
Rory: No dirty. We've had too much of that in this broadcast. And...okay, Orlin totally bought drugs from those two guys who are always hanging around. And then Professor Cregg met them, but she didn't buy drugs. Just say no, guys.
Bridge: Professor Camulus hangs out with a cat, Orlin, and Phoebe. I really have nothing more to say about that.
Rory: And Quark and Crowley talk. Whoo-hoo!

This & That

Bridge: And that's it for town. Well, most of town. There's still the Clinic, where Angel's kinda doing better, maybe, and Bel, Cal, Janet, Logan, Marty, Barnaby and... can you read these last two names, they're kinda smudged on my notes?
Rory: Looks like Parker and Xander. Kind of. But that can't be right, so I'll just say Mystery People. So, aside from visiting Angel, a bazillion Chosen One-y types went by to give blood. Oh, and people? Chosen One-ness is not contagious. Just FYI.
Bridge: It's true, I checked. And I should know, I spent all day telling people they were Chosen Ones. And at least once I had to convince someone to come donate.
Rory: Good of you to do that. All of it, I mean. The handwavey and also the pulling people in. Yay Rufus. Oh, and Veronica went by in the evening to visit Angel. And people, you can't see me, but I'm crossing my fingers here. And I don't do that.
Bridge: Things will work out. I'm sure of it. So everyone, keep your hopes up and your heads high! This is Barnaby and Rufus, signing off!

Bridge: Once again, ladies and gentlemen and assorted others of Fandom, it's ABC Damage Control bringing you the hows and whys and wheres of today's happenings!
Anders: And maybe even the whos and whats! Seriously, Cally's actually here, she's just mostly quiet.
Bridge: It's entirely possible. So... let's start with classes.

Classes and Schooly-Type Stuff!

Anders: Which I totally did not have today, because -- dude, where did Doctor Oliver go? Not that I know why I'm asking you.
Bridge: He probably had a top-secret mission or something. Um, speaking of teachers who aren't in class, neither is Professor Cregg, who has her students watch a movie instead.
Anders: And neither was Professor Camulus, 'cause Phoebe's still covering Celtic Studies. What's up with the missing teachers, dude?
Bridge: Really, really important secret mission?
Anders: Oh, Lords. What if they've got some kind of huge evil midterm exam torture plan?
Bridge: Well, then we'll just have to form, like, the Magical Fandom High Midterm Attack Squad and fend them off.
Anders: Just don't call it a study group or people will get confused. Anyway. History of Art watched movies today too. I bet they had corners.
Bridge: ...corners?
Anders: Never mind. What's Forensics, dude? 'cause your notes here say that Professor Sidle was happy during that class, like there's something kind of weird about being happy during Forensics.
Bridge: Well, it's like, science-y stuff that you do to help solve crimes and stuff. And crimes aren't like, happy stuff, and neither is going against your personal convictions, which is what they talked about in Journalistic Integrity today.
Anders: And Journalism 101 talked about their friends. Is that news? What is news is that Professor MacGyver has a tail. At least, I think that's news. 'cause I don't think he had one before. I would've noticed, right?
Bridge: We had a class with him all last semester, and I'm pretty sure there wasn't a tail then, dude.
Anders: Yeah, I think you're right. It would've gotten in the way of a lot of stuff. But yeah, he was talking to Grissom about it, and Janet and Liz went to visit Professor Pierson, and hey! You dropped by Professor Calendar's office!
Bridge: I totally did. And unlike last week, I looked like me at the time. Uh, what do those notes say about the announcements? I think the Detention Lottery, uh, "winner" (and you can totally hear the airquotes) was supposed to be announced today or something.
Anders: Yeah. Ouch. Sorry 'bout that, Blair.

Bridge: Sucks, dude. Okay, moving right along, we've got the library. Which was opened by Janet today. Pippi came by with candy, and then Angela and Janet talked about candy and freakishness, like maybe they're connected in some weird way.
Anders: I haven't been in the library in a while. I should do that in case people start thinking I can't read again. Parker was there, reading about sailing and being horrified by Kennedy . . . I mean, by the cast for the play, which Alanna wanted a copy of. And Professor Jackson was there talking to Janet.

Bridge: Today's Student Council meeting was run by Dean Washburn, who I still haven't met... actually, I haven't met any of the school administrators except for Zordon. Weird. Or maybe that's a good thing? Um, anyway, today they discussed the possibility of school trips that would be able to include the sunphobic.
Anders: What the frak is sunphobic? I missed out on Bel brooding in the TA lounge, dude. Should I be glad? 'cause apparently he had awkwardness with Phoebe, who was talking to Lana about, um . . . what the frak does that say?
Bridge: Um, chemical compositions? And rocks? They were talking about the chemical compositions of rocks!
Anders: Well, that kinda rocks. Isabel and Bel-dude were talkin' about Angelus for some reason, before this MoralityBot thing of Nadia's got sicced on Bel.

Dorm Life is Wacky, Guys!

Bridge: Professor Cregg is moving in to the dorms. So I guess that explains why she's not in class today, she was busy moving! There goes your theory about evil midterm plotting, dude.
Anders: And there were flowers. Lots of 'em. For Mitchell, Isabel, Allie, and Blair. And there was this MoralityBot thing that, um, we'll get into later. But I bet it doesn't dispense candy.
Bridge: I'm pretty sure it didn't, yeah. Um.... Cam and Hat-Girl played tag with marshmallows. What? Oh, oh, marshmallow *guns*. That makes sense, then.
Anders: But it still sounds dirty. Especially with Jaye getting caught in the middle.
Cally: ...that makes it sound even dirtier, champ.
Bridge: I'm pretty sure Officer Lion-Girl was not in the middle of anything dirty.
Anders: You never know with Tyler, though. Dude, Blair was helping Professor Cregg unpack booze? And going to the movies with Molly? I really kinda hope THAT wasn't dirty.
Bridge: Okay. Moving on, moving on, moving ooooooon. Pippi and Walter conducted experiments with disappearing things and spaghetti. Right then. Seriously, the longer I am at this school, the less things make sense.
Anders: That's when you try not to think about 'em. And Professor Tick-dude's goldfish died? Suck! I guess there was a funeral for it and Rory was herding people to go.
Bridge: Oh yeah, I was totally there. Um. And Archie, uh, showed up. At the last minute. To pay his respects.
Anders: Should I be glad I missed it?
Bridge: In a word... yes.
Anders: Yeah. Let's just not go there. Kind of like I didn't go to the wake for the goldfish in the common room which was right next door to my room. Because, um, I was kind of busy.
Cally: Me too.
Bridge: Yeah, and three guesses as to what you guys were busy with. And the first two don't count.
Anders: Dude, I bet other people were busy too.
Bridge: Other people... and animals. Seriously, I was an animal magnet today, or something.
Anders: Don't wanna know, dude. Let's focus on the people. Like Veronica and Piper talking about the recent weirdness. As opposed to the usual weirdness, I guess. And Nadia was bein' all squeaky.
Bridge: Cam... reflected. Did he get turned shiny or something? That'd qualify as recent weirdness, dude.
Anders: Probably. I haven't seen him today though. "Environmental defense" sounds like something weird, though, and it was what Pip was teaching Blair.
Bridge: Kiki and Phoebe were doing "witchy spelly" things. Is that weird?
Anders: Around here? Nah. But if Alphonse was literally "hanging" like these notes say, that could be weird.
Bridge: Victor stopped by Lana's and they talked about...tongues. Okay, not gonna ask.
Anders: Also, camcorders. Which is a weird combination. Weirder than Lana and Bel talking in theories, whatever that means, or Isabel and Angel talking about Bel. Callisto dropping by Angel's? Definitely not weird.

Seriously? Town is Weird Too!

Bridge: So, I wonder if anything weird happened in town. Well, especially weird, anyway, because weird is normal around here, as we have previously established. Huh, the bakery was unusually busy today. And unusual is another word for weird.
Anders: Frakkin' Jeff's, man. Everybody was there except me. What's up with that? Except Echolls was, like, bumping into a bunch of people. Maybe even literally.
Cally: I wouldn't mind him bumping into me, some time...
Anders: What?
Cally: Kidding! Kidding!
Bridge: There were some serious clumsiness issues today ... and then Logan fell down and hit, like, everybody.
Anders: Ow. Down at Sparky Repairs -- dude, we have competition? Nadia and Orlin were there, and Pippi was talking about the Internet with Agatha. You can get some seriously frakking cool stuff on the Internet, dude.
Bridge: But probably not anything that dispenses candy even if it's not supposed to. I'm just sayin'...
Anders: Or, you know, milkshakes. Or other drinks. Like our stuff does. Yeah, um, that was totally an ad. What is not an ad is that Orlin's, like, everywhere or something, 'cause he was buying pet stuff at All and Sundries, and Lilah was at work. Which had nothing to do with what I said before that.
Bridge: You totally should have mentioned that shouty dude was at the park, too, after you mentioned the pet stuff.
Anders: I couldn't read that part of the notes, dude, Cally's arm's in the way.
Cally: Sure, blame me, champ. Sheesh.
Anders: Hey, I kinda like your arm where it is. Lucas didn't really like the music at his own record store today, though.
Bridge: Awww. I hate when that happens. Not that it happens at all, because I don't own a music store, but if I did... yeah. And Giles seems to be having store-related issues today too, because that bookstore with the name I can't pronounce was closed.
Anders: Anybody who knows how to pronounce it? I will buy you cupcakes. Wait, that's not really a bribe, is it? And that Jarod dude got a phone call down at the Fourth Sin. I never get phone calls. How come I don't get phone calls?
Bridge: ...because everyone you know lives in the same building as you? We could just knock, dude.
Anders: Oh, good point. Heh. Looks like the theater was busy in a whole different kinda way today, too. But I'm so not touching that one.
Bridge: What? I'm sure Blair and Hat-Girl were just hanging out and doing totally innocent... things that people who are fourteen do.
Anders: As opposed to totally not-innocent things like Mitchell and Tyler were up to. Okay. I seriously had to say that part, 'cause, dude, Kennedy . . . in your face, man.
Cally: The sound you just heard was me smacking my boyfriend in the back of the head, folks.
Bridge: Accompanied by me facepalming. Because I should have seen that coming.

Anders: I am so ganged up on. So Bel, dude, I feel your pain about that MoralityBot thing we're going to talk about now.

Bot of Morality, Turn, Turn, Turn!

Anders: Apparently it chased him through the dorms, and again, I missed it! Victor got video footage, though, which I'm gonna have to see. How do I miss these things?
Bridge: Don't ask me dude. Hell, I miss them half the time too.
Anders: Well, Nadia didn't miss Marty, 'cause she ran into him while she was running away from Bel. And I guess Marty rescued the bot from Bel, too. I bet they were glaring at each other . . . dude! You said hell again!
Bridge: Am I not allowed to? Hell, hell, frakking hell! So there.
Anders: Hold me, coach, I'm scared.
Bridge: I'm totally rolling my eyes here. Anyway, I guess that was the thing that came through the common room during the wake for RT, it was muttering about minding our Ps and Qs or something. And it spat glitter at me!
Anders: Obviously somebody was emo and the bot didn't like it. Again, I'm wondering how I missed this.
Cally: You were kinda tied up at the time, champ.
Anders: Um. Speaking of tying things up, there's a couple of things to mention about the clinic and we're tying things up for the night.
Bridge: Namely, that no one stopped by today. Wow, we managed to get by today without a major injury! Go us! We should have one of those signs.
Anders: That was the town clinic, anyway. Janet talked to Doctor Pevensie in the school clinic and Mitchell stopped in for a counseling session. And seriously, if Bridge here says "hell" one more time? I'm gonna need counseling too.
Bridge: Hell.
Anders: Okay, I lied. But seriously, dudes, we're tapped out here.
Cally: So this is me shutting off the radio, before these two dumb boys take up any more of your time. Goodnight folks.
Anders and Bridge: Dumb? Hey!!!

*bzzzzzzzzzzzzt-POP*

Bridge: Hello Fandom! Tonight's broadcast is brought to you by the letters A, B, and C. Or, okay, it's actually just A and B.
Anders: Yeah, 'cause guess what? Seriously, this is news. Cally is actually not attached to me at the hip. Like, she's not even here right now.
Bridge: Seriously, that'd be weird if she really was. And probably uncomfortable.
Anders: Well, yeah, which is why I don't get why everybody keeps saying th -- anyway, moving on. Seriously, dude, nobody wants to hear us just talk at each other when there's actual stuff to talk about.

Bridge: Right! It's Sunday today, so no classes, haha! However, in the dorms? Stuff totally did happen.

Seriously, Stuff Totally Happened in the Dorms

Bridge: Like, for example, Quinn got some roses. From Marty. Who is apparently back together with Angela. Yay!
Anders: He is? Dude. Cool. Way to go, Blank!
Bridge: John Connor... well, all it says here is that he woke up. Dude, was he in a coma or something? Because I woke up this morning too, and that's not on the radio- well, except now it is I guess.
Anders: Waking up is news now? I guess so, 'cause around here, y'know, sometimes you wake up a week later, or something.
Bridge: I actually think that happened to me once, way back in September. Huh. Hey, speaking of sleep-related things, Janet, Liz, and Sam were apparently talking about recurring dreams. And hey, Archie woke up too! Yay?
Anders: He did? Damn. I mean, uh, yeah. Way to go, Kennedy. (See, I'm tryin', coach!)
Bridge: Down in the gym, Alanna practiced swordfighting. I guess everyone else was feeling kind of lazy today, because she was the only one there.
Anders: I can definitely say I was feelin' lazy today.
Bridge: As was I! I didn't even leave my room today. Hell, I'm still in my room.
Anders: Dude, did you just say -- OMG KIDS' SHOW! Dude. You said hell.
Bridge: Would you prefer frak?
Anders: Look, just 'cause you've suddenly decided you like kissing people . . .

Bridge: Hey, there was so totally nothing sudden about me liking to kiss people.
Anders: It's news to me. But sidetracking again. Gimme those notes. What's next? Hey, Pippi was making pancakes. I should learn to do that sometime.
Bridge: Mmm, pancakes. Well, hmph, now I want some. Thaaaanks, dude. Moving on, Han was... does that say boiling a small child in a kettle of mead? What? Does that even make sense? Who wrote these notes?
Anders: I didn't know kids were an ingredient in -- dude, if that has something to do with our sociology projects, I'm not complaining about having to do the Polish wedding any more.
Bridge: Uh, wedding? Dude, I am so out of the loop.
Anders: Trust me, in this case, be glad. Right. And in the second floor common room that we're totally not actually in for once . . .
Bridge: We had Rory watching TV. And Vladdie has an invisible friend. Which is cool, if that's your thing, I guess. Cam was kind of grumpy and hungover. Marty and Angela are... apparently giving you and Cally some competition in the schmoop department?
Anders: What? Competition? Dude, NO WAY.
Bridge: We should totally have, like, a schmoop-deathmatch. Because, jeez, we've also got Angel giving Callisto a backrub, and Archie and Jaye being all couple-y.
Anders: No schmoop deathmatching when I'm not around. Who else was in there?
Bridge: Peter, Elizabeth, and Cally. But not you. Thus further disproving the "joined at the hip" theory.
Anders: Wait, wait, wait. Archie was in there talking to Cally? Kennedy! You motherfrakker! I'm gonna -- notdoanythingtoyou'causeIpromisedIwouldn't. Dammit.

Bridge: I'm sure it was totally innocent, dude.
Anders: Yeah, but I bet he has, like, sea cooties or something.
Bridge: ... sea cooties?
Anders: Never mind, dude. I'm just gonna change the subject and point out that Sean and Vladdie were being all cute and puppyish, too. But considering Cally was in there, they weren't the cutest things in the room, least if you ask me.
Bridge: *laughs* Yeah, and I'm sure that's a totally impartial opinion you're giving there.
Anders: I refuse to be impartial on that subject. But people were doing a whole bunch of emailing today. Like Blank, and Parker, and Parker -- uh, Peter. Oh. Hahaha, dude, Crichton, you frakked up Aeryn's laundry? See, this is why I don't buy bleach, like, ever. Oh, and I dunno what the Olympics are, but Lyta and Ivanova were watching 'em in the third floor common room.
Bridge: Oh man, that's right! Take it from me guys, you'll want to be watching this year.
Anders: Watching what? Why?
Bridge: The Olympics, dude! It's like, this big interplane- international sports competition.
Anders: Sports competition? This is a sports thing and nobody told me? Oh man, you are all fired.
Bridge: Oh yeah, dude! I think maybe no-one told you because we suspected you'd spend the next couple of weeks, like, glued to the TV if you found out.
Anders: Was anybody else watching the Olympics that nobody told me about and so I hate you all now? Oh, Piper and Veronica were. Seriously, you guys. Fired. Even if I don't know you, Piper.
Bridge: Dude, at least you know now, though? And let's move on, 'cause we've got lotsa stuff to cover here.
Anders: Yeah, like, um, my Beautification Committee boss-dude bein' broody on the roof, and Walter and Victor being, um, emo? No way, dude, Vic always seems so cheerful when I talk to him. That's weird. Huh. Oh cool, and Angela dropped by to visit Al.

Bridge: Hey, it says here that Ivanova woke up too! But I think that's different in this case, because apparently she was asleep for like, days. Good job on waking up, then!
Anders: See? See? I told you! Wow, Ivanova, weren't you all, like, super hungry after that? 'cause wow.
Bridge: She should make pancakes. Heh.
Anders: Stop making me hungry, dude. Hey, Mac, or one of the Macs anyway 'cause I think we have a bunch now, is going home for a few days. Maybe she'll make pancakes while she's there.
Bridge: You're hungry? I'm hungry! Especially since it says here that Xander went off to buy doughnuts or something.
Anders: Yeah, and it says something about his manly handwriting too, but I don't know what that has to do with doughnuts. And I don't wanna know either. Oh, and not that this has anything to do with doughnuts that I know of, but Mars stopped in to talk to Crichton about Skeeter. And I think that's all for the dorms and stuff.
Bridge: Dude, no, you skipped something. See? *papers rustling*
Anders: Aw, frak, I did. 'cause Mitchell apparently slept in the TA lounge, which is technically not part of the dorms but whatever 'cause he was sleeping, until Isabel came by and woke him up this morning, all hung over. Mitchell was hung over, I mean, not Isabel. That I know of.

Bridge: Okay, that's all the dorm-related news for real now. So we're moving on to...

Town, where some other stuff totally happened.

Anders: All kinds of stuff happened at the movie theater today. Holy frak. Where they were showing Return of the Living Dead 3. Seriously, if they return that many times I don't know if you should even use the word "dead" any more.
Bridge: Hey, speaking of the Living Dead, Cam had to work while still dealing with his hangover. Sucks, dude.
Anders: Last time I was hung over it turned out pretty well for me, but I guess that doesn't always work for everyone, huh? That new dude with the hat, what's his name? Fraser? Yeah, he was there, and Harris, and Harper. Um, who's Harper? And -- HA! Dude! Blair got Jaye to go out on a date with him? And Jaye was hitting on Fraser? Take that, Kennedy.
Bridge: Um, there was also this really grumpy dude and some guy who shouted a lot, and I think that's everyone.

Anders: Stuff happened outside the theater, too. Like Blair and Nadia on a date at the best bakery ever, Jeff the God of Biscuits -- Blair, dude, are you trying to beat Mars's record or something? And somebody named Natalie hanging out in the park at night, and Parker and Jarod at the Perk which is not the park.
Bridge: The shouty dude from the movie theatre talked to Nadia at the record store about the radio. Dude... don't blame us, we're just reading from the notes here.
Anders: And Blair got talked about a bunch by Pip and Nadia and then Veronica and Nadia, which is sort of not surprising considering he's on this crazy date spree or something.
Bridge: Serial dating, maybe? Peter stops by that shifty-looking-guy's place and drops something off. I'm pretty sure I don't wanna know what that's about. I'm kind of scared, actually.
Anders: And there was breakfasty stuff with some guy named Giles, and laundry stuff for Natalie, and, um, dirty stuff with shouty dude and grumpy dude.
Bridge: Maybe they should do laundry, then. Or something.
Anders: Yeah, that's kind of a good idea, afterward. Anyway, um, Parker and that guy who was singing outside the window the other week were out at Selkie Cove, and the scary dean who could kill me with her pinky dropped by the emergency clinic to talk to some dude named Tommy.
Bridge: I didn't know Dr. O worked at the- oh, there's another dude with the same name. That's confusing.
Anders: Doctor O? That sounds dirty. And there was brunch. At Wonka's. And a whole frakton of people were there. Like Pippi and Alfred and the Baron, and Xander, and Jay and Silent Bob, and Zhaan, and Ivanova, and some of those freaky troopers. But Valerii doesn't think they're freaky, I guess, 'cause she was ogling them. Just not at Wonka's.

Bridge: Uh, and is it just me or do these notes say something about a chocolate monkey?
Anders: Uh. Yeah. Moving on. Except I don't think we have anything left to move on to. Oh, but this one note about Parker and Jarod being cute. Okay, seriously, you guys, stop trying to out-cute me and Cally already.

Bridge: Seriously, people. I'm saying... schmoop-deathmatch. No, okay, actually, I'm just saying goodnight. Goodnight!
Anders: Yeah, so am I, 'cause I'm not falling asleep in your room, dude. No offense, but even if RIC is a cool broadcast toy? He's just not that cuddly.
Bridge: Yeah, I'm... totally with you on that one, actually. Goodbye and goodnight, everyone!

Hi guys! Bridge Carson here, broadcasting from my room via RIC 'cause there's no way I'm going outside in the freakin' snow when it's dark out and stuff. But tomorrow? So there, dudes.

This and That

Okay, for those of you who skipped class today, listen up. And, uh, bug your classmates for lecture notes and stuff.

In Speech today, 201 sang out against the man. Literally, dudes. There was singing. No singing in 301, though- they talked about the give and take of power in messages. In Music, we talked about music from the Galactic Republic, which is, according to what I've heard, located "far, far away". Um. Hopefully those of you from there have some more specific star charts, because those are some totally vague directions there.

In Advanced Criminal Justice, we talked about, like villains from our homes. I talked about Space Ninjas. Well, a Space Ninja. Hey, I wonder if that ninja in town is a Space Ninja? That'd be cool. Also, I noticed a lot of school-supply abuse going on. Shame, you guys. Shame. Chem did some equations with Dalton's Law today. Talk about a high-pressure class. Hope everyone did okay with that.

Foreign Lit talked about those dudes with the helmets. You know, with like, the horns? Vikings! Those guys. And some other stuff, I'm sure, but who cares, cause funny hats! Psych 101 and that other Psych class with the really long name that I don't remember had quizzes. Creature Languages also has a quiz, but theirs was about Spiders and Dragons, and then watches a movie about some lady who can talk telepathically with animals. Huh.

Sex Cultures watches some videos too. Uh, that don't involve animals. I hope. You know what? I'd rather not know. Today in Business Classes, there was a discussion of ethics in Business Law, and then in HR Management, they discussed job analysis. In Political Campaigning, they talked about messages and what makes a successful one.

History of Medieval England talks about the Norman Invasion and a tapestry which somehow had something to do with whatever. Archaeology talks about digging up dirt on stuff. No, seriously. Like, literally they talk about the procedures for excavating sites. In Arthurian Traditions they- Kawalsky, you got kicked out? Dude. Okay, moving on- they played volleyball in Gym today.

Belthazor sends an email to the School Beautification Committee. Nice to see that's made a return, dudes. Professor Lyman emails the Student Council to tell them that there's a meeting tomorrow. So if you guys didn't check your email, I guess now you know. There's an email to the whole I-Club that tells everyone that we're having seperate meetings for each branch- so if you're new and don't know which one you're in, get that straightened out fast! Veronica then emails the Investigative Branch.

The Newspaper has their first meeting of the semester. And the Investigative Branch of I-Club meets too.

In the Library today, Broots asks Angela out, Archie gets a library card and looks for books about cars for Driver's Ed. Anakin and Rory talk about that Journalism Professor that turned John in to a monkey yesterday. Lee brings cupcakes- I still find it weird- but cool! that we can have food in the library. And Officer Lion-Girl is on a mission to defend her good name.

In the Assistant's Lounge- which I still haven't checked out, despite having a key and everything now- Belthazor has one hell of a conversation with Angel. Later, Angela talks to Sam and Xander about the ghost she's convinced is hanging out in there. In the Teacher's Lounge, Mac and Professor Carter have a discussion about blowing things up and families. But not blowing up families. In the clinic, Ivanova goes to see Dr. Pevensie, and Professor Autolycus goes to visit Vala.

Professors Sidle and Grissom have dinner together. Dean Washburn and Doctor had office hours, which no-one took advantage of. Though the Dean got some mail. Zordon plays video games during his office hours and gets a visit from Victor. Ms. Gilmore-Danes gets visits from Piper and Professor Grissom. Did I hear something about a party?

And there was a substitute lunch-dude today... for some odd reason I'm strangely relieved that I never eat in the cafeteria. Walter and Victor ate lunch together, Blair and Pippi talked about spirit animals, Officer Lion-Girl and Veronica talk about ninjas and flags. Seriously, guys, Space Ninja? Yay or nay? Lemme know what you think. Then Officer Lion-Girl and Anders talk about the radio and stuff. Meanwhile, Veronica's struck up a discussion with Angel. Oh! Dude, Angel, that stuff you needed fixed is all done now, so you should come pick that up. Han and Maia talk about- okay, whoever wrote these notes- I can't make it out. Really. Uh, they talked something. The end.

Or not the end, because the Principal Dude seems kinda fixated on Officer Lion-Girl, or at least her sex life, or something. Yeah. I don't know what that's about, but it's kinda creepy, dude. Also the Vice-Principal talked to Logan, about something that I have absolutely no idea about. Yeah.

You Know... Stuff

In other news, Marty and Veronica were...my notes say 'USTing' whatever that means in the hallway. Good luck with that, guys! Cam was being all manly and buff in the gym. The girls from 239/240 who aren't Aeryn-dude hung out with the dude who has been acting a little odd these past few days. What with the declaring her love for the Principal in public and all. John's not a marmoset, which is good, cause marmoset? Not a good look for you, dude.

Kawalsky- who was apparently looking quite smug about something, although all I can think of is the fact that he got detention and why would you be smug about getting detention?- and another dude stop by to visit Sam. Officer Lion-Girl calls her sister, who is apparently Lawyer-Girl.

Cal visits Angel, and they talk about... okay. My notes say board games, so I'm gonna go with that.

Nadia's cat has gone missing. Uh-oh. That's definitely not good. John, who's still not a marmoset, stops by to see Aeryn.

Maia and Pippi have an adventure in owl-hunting. But not actual hunting, just hunting in the "looking for" sense. They find an owl as well as Tonks, who is definitely not an owl. Later, Maia is visted by a bored Pip.

Jack - the one who likes to get naked - is visited by Isabel and Lee. The former talks whipped cream, and the latter alcohol. All in all a fun night for Nudist Jack.

Buffy sends some email. I don't know to who or what about because if I did that would mean I was spying on her or something and that's just creepy, guys. Sheez.

Anakin is also writing a letter, and gets a visit from Cally. But not a 'visit'. Totally platonic dudes. Although if it wasn't, there'd be a fight between Anakin and Anders, and someone could sell tickets. Someone not me, of course. Anyway, Anakin's not allowed to do that kinda stuff, so this theoretical fight? Not gonna happen.

The Elrics hung out in Al's room and didn't do anything involving ferrets. Yay! I hear there were cupcakes, though.

Jessica gets some cool stuff from her secret sib- by the way, Pippi, I'm real sorry that I ruined the surprise for you. I'll totally get you something cool to make up for that, though. The rest of you who haven't spilled your identities yet? Don't forget to treat your secret sibs to good stuff!

The second floor common room is back with a vengeance, dudes! We're painted and furnished and everything now. It's kinda girly though. Wait, no, my notes say it's totally not girly - except it totally is - and that it's good for dudes as well as girl-dudes.

And on the fifth floor, in their common room which isn't as cool as the second floor but still cool enough, Togusa, Nadia, Walter and Pippi danced the cha cha. I'm just reading what the notes tell me.

A Little of Column C, a Little of Column B

In town today, Walter stops by Sparky Repairs, which is nothing like ABC Damage Control - call now for a 2-for-1 offer! What was I saying? Walter. Sparky.He was talking to that old guy Alfred about shops. Wait, no, shop. As in what guys do. We guys. We like-minded techie guys.Moving on!

Barbossa gets a visit from Tex. Who decides that doors are beneath her, since she's hovering by his window.

Lorne's place, Caritas, where the singing just won't ever stop no matter how much we might want it to sometimes, is getting some guest musicians in this weekend. Will it be still going? I hope it is.

Dru and Darla have story time, but my notes say it's not the kind of story time that kids should go to. The Space Ninja throws knives at Jarod, because I hear that's what space ninjas do. I'll bet if you throw knives in space they'll just keep on going until they hit something.. Wilson and Aziraphale watch the snow fall which is a very grown-up thing to do. Everyone knows when it snows you are supposed to go out and play in it.Phoebe talks with Crowley about stuff. What stuff? Who knows? I wasn't there.. Ivanova is the proud vic- volunteer in a gumball-related experiment, which she then tries to convince Tonks to participate in. You should try to talk Anders into it. I hear he likes gumballs. I wonder how that started...

And it looks like Lilah's sending emails at the Wolfram and Hart offices today. Go Lilah! Embrace technology. Technology loves you and we should love it in a hug-and-buy-it-new-features kind of way, not anything Rory might think is dirty.

At the Emporium, Kiki was talking to Michael, and Anders drops off a list of weird questions he never got around to asking. Professor Lyman buys some water guns- good thing I'm not the kind of person who falls asleep in class. Er, not that it matters, I guess, since I'm not in any of his classes. But it's the principle of the thing.

In the park, Wilson and Aziraphale play some soccerwhich is football if you're from England and...actually, I don't know what they'd call it on Mars. Or KO-35. Or Onyx. Or- you guys totally get my point, don't you? Quark meets Granny Weatherwax and they talk professions- by the way? Dude with the ears is still looking for help, if anyone needs a job or knows someone or something. Ivanova and Alanna stop by Deb's to get something to eat, which is what you do when you go to Deb's since they sell food..

Pretty much everywhere you look, there's posters for the grand opening of Alfred's new cafe tomorrow. Speaking of posters, there's also some slightly-scarier looking ones up because apparently Tex is running for mayor. And some advertising the services of a general contractor. There's also apparently a Tachikoma wandering around town. Is that anything like a zord?

Chaucer's had some business today, which is good since it's a business. Maia and Tonks who I'm sure are both nice people but I've only met one of you once, but hey anyway, went looking for parchment and poems.

Professor Autolycus has another business meeting. What kind of business? Why don't you all ask him next time you see him, cause I ain't telling. Jarod and Fraser - who has a cool hat, or so I hear, talk to Becky, who... now that I think about it, kinda looks like Rory but different. And then the pirate dude and the Space Ninja share pie. Not a euphemism, people. Not. A. Euphemism.

At Caritas, there is, perhaps not surprisingly, singing going on. Tonks and Ivanova perform a duet and hang out at the bar. As do GOB and Belthazor- hang out at the bar, I mean, not perform a duet. And someone else, but I'll totally get to that in a minute.

At the bookshop, Kiki chats with Ben, Tonks, and Lana. And then has a private apple-pie-party. What's with all the pie today? Didn't we already have National Pie Day?

And Now For Something Completely Different

Okay, I mentioned this earlier and I'm gonna explain it more now:

So Rory was at Caritas, and then this totally scary chick grabbed her. But she got away, yay! And went to see Angel. After that, she went back to her room, where Anakin was waiting to see if she was okay.

So that's all tonight- stay smart, stay safe, and don't forget to bundle up. See you all outside in the snow tomorrow!