Hey, y'all! Miley Ray here again, bringing you the news of the day, so hip-hip-hooray, 'cause we're gonna learn all the news! …Yay!
 
Anyway. School!
 
In Basic Strategy, they talked about what they would want to have with them if they were lost at sea. Oooh, ooh, me! A hairdryer and a car and makeup and cell service. 'Kay? They wandered around – oh, I guess they were actually on a ship! Cool! And then they listened to the lecture and then got into five small groups to discuss. At the end, they learned the right answers, and they were able to talk to TA Kate or Mr. Lannister along the way!
 
Aesthetics of Word I Can't Say fought off aliens in the snow. They listened to the lecture, freaked about the aliens, and could talk to Mr. Bond and Jack's brother Bobby!
 
Cultural Understanding talked about games. They listened to the lecture, talked about games from home, played some stuff, and could talk to the teachers. Fun!
 
In Creative Arts, we worked on masks today! Which meant listening to the lecture and having candy, making masks, and in some cases talking to Cute Tony and Mr. Rogers! They actually had a whoooole conversation about some guy named Iron Fist, who Mr. Rogers apparently knows. Cute Tony thought that was cool.
 
The library was all spooooooky for Halloween today. Sorry, William. And in the office, all the TVs were on. Yay!
                                                 
Now it's time for dorms!
 
Rinoa was in her room, working on her Halloween costume. Squall, that heroic guy from my Friendship class, came over all "whatever" and didn't have a costume 'cause he thought she was gonna make him one. Oops. Aaaawkward. Guess it's too late to loan him a pair of extra cowboy boots, right?
 
Raven was up in her room too, inviting people over. Tara stopped by and found out that Jono's back – wait, I totally know that guy! Fire pony dude! Hey, Jono! It's Miley! From the beach that time! Hiiiiii! Squall came over too to find out what was wrong, and she told him. And Karla did too and Raven cried. Oh! Don't cry! It's okay! The fire thing's kinda cool! And he talks in your head!
 
Kenzi was in her room too and tried on her pirate costume. Bart was all proud of their door, but he freaked because he didn't have a costume. He and Squall totally should've planned ahead!
 
Butters – hey, dude! We totally have to plan our dance classes, 'kay? – was getting ready for Halloween, and then he read something on the computer and freaked out all happy. Yay! Glad you're happy, Butters!
 
Hanna was getting ready too, but she got a text and it was weird. Sorry, Hanna.
 
In the evening, Caroline was getting ready for Halloween too. She was apparently going as a – what does that say? – Red Riding Hood. Oh, fun! And Jake showed up without a lot of clothes on and they… talked, I guess. There's a smudge. You guys have to work on your penmanship, okay?
 
So there was also a door decorating contest!
 
The second floor had Ben and Ender's room, which had… a sign with an arrow pointing to the door. Nice, you guys. Nice. There was also Butters' room, which had wooden pumpkins on the door and a happy skeleton, yay! And Kenzi and Bart's room had a monster mouth with a floppy paper tongue. Icky.
 
Then on the third floor, Annie's door was all "Don't lick the doorknob" with artistic decorations everywhere. And Topher and – oh. TopherandDave's door was filled with ghosts and gravestones and weird stuff and, um, a picture of Stephanie? Ooookay. I don't actually know Stephanie. I hope y'all are friends, otherwise that's weird. And Quinn and Claudia's door had pink bunnies running toward a scary house. But… not away from it. Ooh.
 
No word on the fourth floor yet, but there was stuff on the fifth! Like Rilla's door had a yarn wreath and a bucket of cookies, mmm. And Squall's door… said "Happy Hallowe'en" in orange marker. With an apostrophe in the middle of it. 'Kay.
 
And there was also a Halloween mixer! Um, why wasn't I aware of this? YOU GUYS. I TOTALLY BOUGHT A COSTUME AND DIDN'T EVEN GET TO WEAR IT ANYWHERE. Ugh.
 
Ben was there, dressed as… pizza. Cool. Cute Tony from Secret Boys' Frat was all, "You totally should've, like, been a robot, dude." Then they talked about, um, robot babysitters, and Tony was jealous. But then they started talking about playing robot laser tag with Weird Topher. Which… good luck with that. 'Cause I've heard he's weird. Then Rosella came over and called him, um, "delectable"? Ben was kind of uncomfortable with that, and she was all "Don't be serious, you're wearing pizza!" Which, you know. Is true. Sorry, Ben. We haven't met, by the way. I'm Miley.
 
Riiiiiilla, meanwhile, was a fairy princess, and her baby was a teensy dragon. CUUUUTE! Oh, yay, Annie was all happy that they matched. They talked about Arthurian legends – ooh, what's that? Is that like Shakespeare? Rosella, who was dressed as a knight, offered to save Rilla from the super scary big ol' dragon. Rilla said he's actually a really polite dragon, cute, but Rosella was like "boo, now I'm out of a job." Sad. Rinoa said he was adorable, which I am sort of getting the sense of, and Rilla was like "YES BUT HE CANNOT BE AROUND REAL DRAGONS." Which makes sense. You know, from a parenting standpoint. And Squall said the baby was cute but asked if it had, like, a family somewhere else, and Rilla said she couldn't get in touch with his father. Aww, sweetie. I'm sorry! Um. Stay in school!


Immature Jack was dressed as a sheriff. SIGH. Annie actually complimented him, yawn, and she was a skeleton so Jack was all "Yay, you're scary" and asked if he should be a zombie sheriff. But Annie said vampire sheriffs are probably better. Icky. Vampires. Unless they're from Dusk. Rosella asked about, um, people turning into their costumes? Apparently she was hoping it would happen. Ooooookay. And Rinoa was asking about what "egging houses" is. Yeah, what's that?
 
Ender's costume was apparently, um, "steampunk"? Not sure what that is. He laughed at Ben for being pizza, but Ben was all, "Psh, at least I'm not ice cream, that would just be silly. Pizza is totally in for spring." But he didn't say which spring. Hopefully the coming one?
 
Peter, AKA "OMG THAT BOY IS CUTE," was wearing… a bowling shirt and a smile. Natalie asked if the good mood was part of the costume, and he was all, "Chyeah, I'm dressed as a guy who likes Halloween costumes, duh." Then she called it, um, "meta," and they talked about something called "cosplay." I'm not sure what that is. Seriously, what? And then Rosella totally dissed the bowling shirt. Mean, Rosella.
 
Natalie was wearing a black mask and an all-black outfit. So… ninja?
 
Stephanie carved a bat into a pumpkin, cool! Rilla asked what she was doing, and Stephanie said it was supposed to scare villains away. Maybe it'll scare away Weird Topher? Hopefully, anyway! Rilla thought it was a C, but Stephanie was like, "LOL, nah, it's a bat," and offered to let Rilla try but Rilla said she'd get hurt. Sad. Then Cute Tony asked why Stephanie didn't have a costume, but he was in some kind of suit thinger and apparently that was good enough for the two of them, according to her. They talked about trick-or-treating, which apparently doesn't work for her back home, and he offered to go with her if she promised not to do any of that "egging" thing. Um, what? But cute! Totally do that.
 
Weird Topher was there too, sigh, dressed like Space Battles people with a meta for lightsaber. Ben was like "LOL, dude, that's lame," and Topher was all "Chyeah, it's fake, dur," and Ben was like "Dude, ours are bigger back home," and I guess Topher wanted to see it so he was like "Hahaha, I bet it's not," so they made a bet where if Topher wins at laser tag, he gets to see it and play with it all he wants. Aww, that sounds totally fun! Then Stephanie looked Weird Topher up because, um, her picture's on his door, weird, and I guess she was going to hit him but he pretended to be his roommate, which she totally didn't believe, probably because his roommate's totally cute, whaaaat, but eventually he was all "I'm sorry, OMG, don't tell Cute Tony!" and she didn't hit him. YAY. But I guess Cute Tony figured it out anyway, 'cause he was all "TAKE IT DOWN, TOPHER" and he was like "Oops, Steph already saw it," and then changed the subject and asked if it's cool for him to play with someone's wings. WHAT DOESN'T THIS KID PLAY WITH?
 
Annie, like we heard, was dressed as a skeleton. Butters was like, "Dude, you're totally skinny!" and told her how candy's supposed to be good for that. Unless it's filled with, um, poison and razor blades? Ha… um… yeaaaaah, my dad checks mine for that too.
 
Tara was dressed as a butterfly, and she and Ender talked about their costumes and how totally fun Homecoming was and how it's fun to fly with Karla and how Jono's back. FUNNY, HE DID NOT SEEM THAT TALKATIVE TO ME THAT ONE TIME. Then Rinoa showed and she was all, "Those wings are totally cute!", which had to do with Petra making them, I guess, and then Rinoa asked how Tara's doing. Hank was a detective and told Tara he didn't want any trouble, and that her costume was totally scary. Um, what? It's a butterfly! And Hanna complimented her costume, and Tara asked why Hanna was a zombie, which I totally was wondering too, and Hanna said it's cause it's fun and different. Cool!
 
Quinn was dressed as… someone I've never heard of, and she explained it to Peter. Peter told her about his costume, and then they talked about their old schools. Cool! Then Butters asked about her costume and they talked all about celebrities, but NOT Hannah Montana. What!? Why not!? She's totally cool, you guys, I swear! And then Rinoa asked Quinn about the celebrity she was dressed as. Her name's Kim Kardashian, if that rings any bells for anyone. I have noooo clue who that is.
 
Over somewhere else, Bruce and Tony talked about their costumes and why capes are unnecessary. No, they're not! They're totally cool! God.
 
Rinoa and Squall went there together, in costume, and they kissed and talked about costumes and stuff. Cute!
 
George showed up dressed as Illinois Smith – wait, is that like Indiana Joannie? – and Hank was all, "We match! Yay!" They talked about style from the '30s and how totally yummy enchiladas are, yay.
 
Cute Tony was dressed as a Kung Fu guy! Rosella was a knight and asked about kung fu and whether armor is necessary and something called ninjitsu, yay. Then Quinn came over and talked about her costume and his costume and how he never wants anyone to dress up as him. Which, dude, don't knock it till you've tried it. It can be totally fun to see someone dressed up in the clothes and the wi— um, wi…nter coat! That you have!
 
*coughing fit*
 
Right, sorry, um. Cough drop!
 
Okay. All better.
 
Hanna the zombie princess was there, and Butters talked to her about how her costume is super mega scary and how people sometimes turn into jungle animals, IDEK.
 
Space Cowgirl Petra was there, and George… um, told her they were going to die. Oops. Space cows, how will you live?!?! But then they complimented each others' costumes, so it was all good. Yay.
 
Billy was hiding from pumpkins  and Cute Tony mentioned it and they both avoided spilling on themselves. And then they talked about Pizza Ben. Who I guess is popular!
 
There were also refreshments, a ball pit, a dance floor, and a costume contest. Yay fun!
 
And fiiiiinally, town!
 
At the Clinic, Ronan was fighting with Portalocity on the phone. Oh no! Hopefully everything ended up okay!
 
At Stark Industries, Ender was checking his email when, um, Ben came by and they talked about how Weird Topher is terrible at video games. And then Ender was talking about how he's gonna be wearing a uniform today, and Ben was all "Mmm, me likey."
 
*paaaaause*
 
Um. That was in the notes! I didn't. Um. I didn't – um. Sorry!
 
Yeaaaaaah. There was also Trick-Or-Treating. People assembled and went to local businesses. And probably got candy. Cool!
 
At Café Luke's, Vincent was dressed up as a pharoah and had food for people. Cool! Immature Jack wanted a cheeseburger, but they didn't have any and he got all pouty. Ugh. Jack, just… come on.
 
At the Devil's Nest, Eric was dressed as a vampire and Kate Gregson made fun of him for being all stereotypical.
 
At then at The Gig, Angelica was pretending to joust. Ummmm… cool. You be nice to BlueJeans, you hear?
 
Okay, Fandom, that's all the news for the day! Catch you next week, here on WTFH Fandom Radio. Have a great week, y'all!