Hey Fandom! This is Rose Hathaway on WTFH brining you the news for the day. It's going to be short and sweet tonight because I've got somewhere else to be. Don't judge.


School

It was Tueday. There were classes. Advanced Sneakiness learned all about how to go in the front door. The TAs tried to catch the students, and Leia asked her daddy Anakin for a pony. ...as you do, I guess. Wouldn't know. Speaking of dads, the Dada class flailed around with instruments but apparently were actually trying to dance. The Doctor got all impossible decision-y on his Practical Crisis class and made 'em choose where they wanted to die. Mmm, happy.

Math spent their class period talking about some dog and eating Chinese food. I really, really don't wanna know how that relates. Poor Lindsay had to survive the insanity of TAing. Gym 102 too a lesson from the Reserves by running laps then eating cupcakes. Cause the only point of running is so you can eat whatever you want. I totally get it. We've got that Leadership class that doesn't really sound like leadership at all, but whatevs. They had to design logos for marketing and PR. See what I mean? And Dinah brought coffee like a good TA. Yeah, sorry, John and Mr. Bond. I'm so never bringing coffee.

Rinoa and Henry were talking books today. Wanna guess where? The Library. Amazing, right? And Summer ran Study Hall for all the dorks who need to spend their summers learning.

Dorms

And on to the dorms and hopefully the good gossip. ....Bod and Kate hung out in his room and did laundry. Okay, nevermind about the good gossip hope. Karla got back from a trip home. Squirrels thought she looked ugly. Or tired. Whatevs.

In other Totally Shocking news, the Reserves had cookies and pushed around a sticky ball. They called it strength training. I call it dirty. Ben teased Tahiri about getting stuck to the ball, and Leda hit on Kurt while he was eating a cookie. No word on if Kurt enjoyed it. Zack, Kennedy, and Jak are all around for once and supervising the sticky balls.

For some freaking weird reason, Alex Karev and Quinn bonded over being from the Midwest. That's nothing to be proud of, guys, and Alex, I'm totally disappointed in your lack of snark. In the evening, Sookie tries to roast stuff over a fire, but Rilla starts complaining about it being too hot and mocking Sookie's clothes. Damn, going a little Mean Girls, are we? Christian avoids getting mocked about his clothes but he does learn that Rilla is now fourteen. Both he and I feel totally old now. Sookie offered to deep fry some pickles for Christian before getting bullied into being healed by Raven.

Town

And now it's time for the town news where everyone was working somewhere. Just go with it. Loki, Raven, Hinata, Ino, Sookie, Jane, Lion-O, and me were all at work. If their days were anything like mine, it was totally boring.

Ben visited Jono at Groovy Tunes and brought him a bunch of bad movies to exchange for some music. Sounds like a deal to me. Castiel was...hanging his underwear in the graveyard and then had to explain why the hell he would do something like that to Chuck. Sadly the squirrels didn't tell me why the hell he would do that. Price catches up with Mary at the hotel cause she just got back from Vegas. Lucky.

Dr. Hawkeye was so crazy bored at the Clinic that he threatened to do house calls. He should've gone to check out the beer at Caritas with Robin and Jake - the grown up one - instead. And a bunch of wedding invites were delivered. If you got one, you already know this.

And that's all for me toni...

*sounds of scuffling*

*a very feline yowl of displeasure and the sudden chittering of panicked and drunk squirrels*

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