Okay, okay- ow! Don't throw nuts at me! It's not technically crossing a picket line if I phased in the back way, okay? I'm assuming there are still notes to read, right?

*shuffling of papers*

Oh. Uh. Thanks. So, um, I'm Kitty Pryde-Barton, one of your teachers here and regular radio person today, and I just got handed notes by a gremlin. Because apparently gremlins are subbing in for the squirrels. Okay. Well. Let's get this over with, shall we?

We're starting our first week of classes, so over at school, The Everchanging Facets of Reality introduced themselves with limo exits and then had a... rose ceremony. ...Deadpool and Vanessa, no. I have to recap this every week? I already watch it! Introduction to Law Enforcement had Lucifer asking the kids about punishing wicked people for introductions.

*long pause*

*heavy sigh*

Meanwhile in the library, Tip was dealing with the books also striking. I get the feeling it's going to be a long semester.

We actually have quite a few dorms notes today. Wayne was back to make breakfast on the third floor this morning, where Vette greeted him properly, and they talked about duck/geese combos called duckoose...s. I think that'd be duckeese? Kids. It's too early for this. Vette was happy to see Lana brought creamer from home and also got a hug from Nina before hearing about a possible potluck, and Tisarwat started off her school year with a hangover, with Lana offering to help. Wayne reminded Lana that proper creamer is white, while Elisabeth warned her not to drink it because it's blue. Sure, why not. Tisarwat did not appreciate Nina's usual greeting with a hangover, but Wayne was happy to see her and talk about classes.

Nina also explained to Elisabeth how getting food works here, and Keyleth maybe jinxed the dishes into growing legs while talking to Wayne. Hi, new kids! That... could always happen. Nina and Keyleth caught up before Keyleth asked about Wayne dressing up in a suit for Nina, and Wayne welcomed Kuroko and Elisabeth in, and Keyleth explained that this is a thing they do. Juillenne introduced herself and her familiar to Elisabeth, and Nina checked in on how Kuroko was settling in. Kuroko and Tisarwat said hi, Wayne offered a plate to Kyubey, who kind of threw Elisabeth off a little. It's a learning curve. Wayne and Juillenne and Juillenne and Keyleth caught up.

Simon got back and was welcomed by his roommate Tip, and got a visit from Delirium to introduce herself.

Meanwhile, Sabine tried to get dinner and instead ended up having to clean out the second floor fridge. Nina ordered Trevor to help, and he did, by checking on the stuff Sabine gave him, and also by eating some of it. Kuroko helped and found out how food and cleaning work around here, and Nina recognized the name Rory Gilmore on one of the labels.

...Oh god. Oh no. That's... that's maybe older than you think it is, guys.

Anyway, they did the completely rational thing of calling Sidon to have him trade this fridge with the one on the sixth floor, with Lana offering to help. You know you can clean it, right? It's probably less work than moving appliances.

Over in town, Rosa did some reading at the trooper station, Amaya was at the forge, which was advertising a back to school special, Summer was trying to get work done around Apu being needy, and Shunsui got some writing done at the Perk. Breq also got invited over to be a muse, and I wasn't aware that was how people found muses, but to each their own. Also Beau found the parkour course at the gym was school supplies. And Modern Earth Entertainment is back, where Peter welcomed Amaya back and promised no mushy stuff, and Fjord was glad to be back because this is apparently where you see movies. Sure!

That's the last of my notes, which again, were given to me by gremlins, so I'm going to leave. Good luck, all.