Dan: Good evening, Fandom. This is Dan and Wallace and there is something weird going on in town.

Wallace: I honestly don't care.

Dan: You don't?

Wallace: Nope. Not a single [feedback] given.

Dan: You are so caring.

Wallace: Yeah, whatever, like things aren't gonna work out eventually.

Dan: *sighs* I guess I'm not as optimistic as you are.



School

Dan: Jono was dusting in the library and Henry was setting up a holiday display. This is not part of the weirdness. We're getting to that.

Dorms

Wallace: I still don't care. Quinn was in the lobby, doing her StuCo duty and decorating for the holidays. There was mingling and decorating and, of course, StuCo nerds to talk to. And Peter Bishop was watching TV on the third floor. Dolf had Cally over to celebrate some fake holiday. Maladicta got a visit from an owl and later showed said owl to Alexander.

Dan: I hope owl isn't innuendo for something.

Wallace: Ew, me too. She's a girl. Rosalind was organizing reports. Thrilling. Jacob turned into a stuffed animal in the middle of his conversation with Rosalind. Hate when that happens. Scully was working on her Russian curses and telling Rosalind about explaining her teenageryness to her family. And Jono was trying to see if something was bothering Rosalind. Nico had a hangover and Jason come in to check up on him, and Percy and Luke were cuddling. Hot.

Town

Dan: Something weird happened. See, I told you. Weird. And Helen was abducted by goblins. Again, I told you. Also kidnapped were Ender, Bobby, Emma, Blackagar and Karla. That last one also came with Warren getting turned into a bird.

Wallace: There was non-weird stuff that I also don't care about today too. Ellie was at the clinic listening to holiday music. And John was at Caritas and got a visit from Jaina. This is my surprised face.

Dan: Nobody can see--

Wallace: It's an expression, Humphrey, god.

Dan: Oh. Well, we're done for the night. Stay safe, Fandom.

Wallace: Yeah, whatever. Don't care.

Dan: We know. Goodnight!