Bridge: Hey all, Bridge Carson here, bringing you the news on this, the second-to-last day of the school year.

Little of Column B, Little of Column A

As such, there really wasn't a lot that happened class-wise today. Classics & Foreign Lit turned in final papers, Creature Languages turned in their final interviews, and Arthurian Traditions had- wait for it- a final exam.

Dr. Jackson held office hours, wherein Hat-Girl- who is apparently not wearing a hat this week, but whatever, I'm still calling her Hat-Girl- stopped by. To drop off a final paper. Professor Skeeter also held office hours, and Veronica stopped by to drop off *her* final paper.

Zordon let us know that the washers and dryers are still on strike, and so are any and all correction implements. Well, as long as none of them get turned in to monsters and start rampaging through the streets...

In the cafeteria, Pippi, Walter and Nadia discussed the end of finals and the lack of clothing.

And in the library, the dude and Rory talked about current library aides moving on to greener pastures. Or at least pastures with fewer books. Angela, Rory, and the dude then talked about everyone who'll be leaving, which apparently includes Archie. Rory gave him his boat back and told him that she's gonna do her best to convince him to stick around. Hat-Girl and Rory then talked about last weekend and Cam.

And in the school clinic, the nurse was in. And grumbling about paperwork. Sometimes I worry about what this school considers "news".

This and That

Sam and Anders talked fanfic, whatever that is, while they were outside this morning. Nadia and Walter woke up together and were apparently cute. Yay, cute!

Pippi had a weird dream, Veronica got a worrisome phone call, and Ivanova and Maia woke up.

Draco attempted to outsmart the laundry machines, but failed. Anakin called Obi-Wan and Angel talked to Isabel.

The laundry machines left a threatening note for Nadia, and so she tried some alternative clothes-drying methods while watching AKA in the Common Room.

Pippi lent Walter a shirt, Walter sent some email, and Anders and Cally were, well. Yes.

Pippi held the coffee bar on the fifth floor, and Peter stopped by. And now I bring you a very special guest reporter...

Marty: Hi-ho! This is Marty, your man on the street with a Muppet FH News Flash! Today practically the entire student body invaded the beach for much merry making! Beverages were imbibed! S'mores were eaten! Veronica was wearing a sailor suit! Yeah okay, she's really going to kill me for that. Moving on!

OMGWTFS'MORES & COUPLES

Where's a campfire? There's food on a stick. It's the law. Though Nadia, Archie and Anakin seem to be a little confused on the whole Marshmallow thing works. It's easy folks, you stick the marshmallow in the fire and then you eat it. Preferably with chocolate and graham crackers.

Though Alanna appears to want to use hers to keep her cat quiet and Bridge and Xander seem to be more interested in having Marshmallow innuendo. I'm not sure what that means but I'm pretty sure it leads to something cute and boykissy which should make Jaye very happy.

Speaking of cute, there appeared to be much cuteness being spread around the campfire in the form of Molly and Cam, Veronica and Archie and finally John and Aeryn. They of course have nothing on Angela and Me. Learn from us folks. We experts on this. Professionals even.

Chatter and whatnot

Callisto was there talking to John about crossdressing, Xander about their summer plans and then wasting perfectly good marshmallows by throwing them at Alanna. Again folks, you eat them. Don't waste food. *sighs* And because there is still school this week, everyone was talking about classes.

Personally I'm more worried about the laundry machine strike. Nadia, Pippi Walter and Ivanova seem to have the same concerns as me. Just remember folks, if you go down to the laundry room? Be prepared for a fight. That's all I'm saying.

Rory made it to the party and was "Weird" with Aeryn and "Monosyllabic" with Bridge and had even more Marshmallow innuendo with Xander. That's it for the beach report. Now it's back to Bridge in the Studio for his explanation on why Xander likes his Twinkies so much. Is it the sponge cake? Is it the creamy filling? Or is it the fact that it is shaped like a *sounds of static*

Here, There, Everywhere

Bridge: Right. Okay. Moving on now... Agatha was back at work today at Sparky Repairs, and the Baron was in the park. Angela visited Marty at Empire Records today, and they talked about camping. Yay, camping!

Giles was at work and reading- uh, whatever it was, it sounds dirty.

Ivanova was tired at work, but then perky at All & Sundries. Also at All & Sundries were Anakin, Angel, and Xander, picking up graduation stuff.

At Cafe Fina, Alfred reprimanded Walter for not being prepared for the strike, and Ivanova and Maia ate dinner.

At Caritas, Veronica was wearing... a sailor outfit? Whatever, um, floats your boat, I guess. Lots of people were singing tonight. And Marty and Bel teased V about the costume thing, while Archie admired. Piper threatened to blow up anyone who teases Veronica about the costume, and Archie thanks her for dinner. Piper and Lindsey discussed possible song choices, Lindsey got a drink, and lots of people talked to each other. As you do.

In the clinic today, there was... nothing. Drs. Troy and Goodchild used this time to catch up on some reading.

And that's all, Fandom. Goodbye and good night!