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Fandom Radio :: June 19th.
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stocksgrrl.livejournal.comTurtle: Good evening, Fellow Fandomites, and you're listening to WTFH radio on this Friday, June 19t, with Turtle Wexler and Valentine Wiggin here to bring you all the news of the day!
Valentine: You seem to be in a good mood tonight.
Turtle: It's Friday and nothing really big or weird happened again!
Valentine: You're very easy to please, aren't you, Turtle?
Turtle: Sometimes! I mean, it's the first day of RockCon!, but that just means we can extend a warm welcome out to our guests! Welcome, RockCon guests! Remember, if you find yourself needing anything, the best place on the island to get it is Turtle & Canary!
Valentine: What about drugs and whores?
Turtle: Val!
Valentine: I'm just saying. It's a convention for rock stars and musicians. They like drugs and whores, I hear.
Turtle: Well, they'll have to get those somewhere else. Let's get to the news. No one wants to hear about drugs and whores...
...don't look at me like that, Val. They don't. I hope.
( Talking about Drugs and Whores. )
Valentine: And there you have it. Here's to hoping that everyone discussed in this broadcast is pleased with how they were represented and, if not, then take it out on Turtle.
Turtle: Hey! No! Take it out on the squirrels! Or at least bribe them for next time with better rum.
Valentine: Or drugs and whores. Good night...
Turtle: ...and have a prosperous tomorrow! No drugs and whores!
Valentine: You seem to be in a good mood tonight.
Turtle: It's Friday and nothing really big or weird happened again!
Valentine: You're very easy to please, aren't you, Turtle?
Turtle: Sometimes! I mean, it's the first day of RockCon!, but that just means we can extend a warm welcome out to our guests! Welcome, RockCon guests! Remember, if you find yourself needing anything, the best place on the island to get it is Turtle & Canary!
Valentine: What about drugs and whores?
Turtle: Val!
Valentine: I'm just saying. It's a convention for rock stars and musicians. They like drugs and whores, I hear.
Turtle: Well, they'll have to get those somewhere else. Let's get to the news. No one wants to hear about drugs and whores...
...don't look at me like that, Val. They don't. I hope.
( Talking about Drugs and Whores. )
Valentine: And there you have it. Here's to hoping that everyone discussed in this broadcast is pleased with how they were represented and, if not, then take it out on Turtle.
Turtle: Hey! No! Take it out on the squirrels! Or at least bribe them for next time with better rum.
Valentine: Or drugs and whores. Good night...
Turtle: ...and have a prosperous tomorrow! No drugs and whores!