Fandom Radio :: April 12th.
Monday, April 13th, 2009 12:59 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Turtle: Good evening, fellow Fando--
Trip: I wanna say it!
Turtle: No, I always say it. Today's no exception, and you three are just going to sit there quietly while...ugh, Mommy here works, okay? Maybe I'll let you guys read some notes if you're good. But I do the greeting and the closing, got it?
Alice: Sure, Mom.
Sandy: Yes, Mother.
Trip: OKAY!
Turtle: Right. Let's try this again. Good evening, fellow Fandomites; it's Turtle Wexler here with you on WTFH radio, along with three children that I'd rather prefer not thinking about existing for at least another thirteen years. Let me also add that, all next week, contraceptives will be on sale at Turtle & Canary; just have Apu help you because I don't need to deal with that stuff.
Use protection, or else... *significant silence, followed by one giggle, a groan, and a facepalm*
Exactly. I knew I should have gone home for Easter this year. Let's get to the news.
( Children Children, Everywhere... )
Turtle: And that's all the news and it's way past your guys' bedtimes. Good night and--
Trip, Alice & Sandy: --have a prosperous tomorrow!
Turtle: HEY! What did I say about the clos-- No, Trip, don't touch tha--
*click*
Trip: I wanna say it!
Turtle: No, I always say it. Today's no exception, and you three are just going to sit there quietly while...ugh, Mommy here works, okay? Maybe I'll let you guys read some notes if you're good. But I do the greeting and the closing, got it?
Alice: Sure, Mom.
Sandy: Yes, Mother.
Trip: OKAY!
Turtle: Right. Let's try this again. Good evening, fellow Fandomites; it's Turtle Wexler here with you on WTFH radio, along with three children that I'd rather prefer not thinking about existing for at least another thirteen years. Let me also add that, all next week, contraceptives will be on sale at Turtle & Canary; just have Apu help you because I don't need to deal with that stuff.
Use protection, or else... *significant silence, followed by one giggle, a groan, and a facepalm*
Exactly. I knew I should have gone home for Easter this year. Let's get to the news.
( Children Children, Everywhere... )
Turtle: And that's all the news and it's way past your guys' bedtimes. Good night and--
Trip, Alice & Sandy: --have a prosperous tomorrow!
Turtle: HEY! What did I say about the clos-- No, Trip, don't touch tha--
*click*