WTFH

Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you yesterday's tidings, now with many fewer giant lizards than last week! I am sure we are all quite relieved.

We begin with the school, where Relax and Chill learned about meditation, and surely no naps were had. Galactic Tourism visited Ilum, where it was cold but apparently quite beautiful, and First Aid learned what to do if you cut a body part off with one of those sabres made of light...or anything else, for that matter. Please no one do that any time soon. And...the rest of my notes seem to be missing. I've nothing for the dormitory, nor for the town. I do hope some of you did something yesterday, and it is merely the notes that are misplaced. Perhaps they are with Leroy, wherever he may be. Well. Now that you know that classes happened, I am off to get a cup of tea. Farewell, dear listeners!