WTFH

Good morning, everyone, and happy end of term. I am Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you all the news the squirrels saw fit to report.

We shall begin, as always, with the school, where Potatoes! class ended by eating many potatoes...many, many potatoes, whilst Cupcake Wars was commanded to bake something fit for an ending. A celebration cake, I suppose. After classes, Miss Skywalker met Dean Skywalker at the Danger Shop to visit a temple from their home universe.

Nothing for the dorms, the porg is very sad and I thank it for respecting our privacy; we move along to the town. At Plant Parenthood, Miss Zarrin was anticipating her upcoming graduation and read a rather ominous poem. Probably just a coincidence. Mr. Argentum and Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon were in formalwear at Turtle & Canary in celebration of some birds. Sir Graham was likewise preparing for graduation at The Magpie Emporium, where he was visited by Miss Belle, who he offered both some potatoes and photos of the offerings from Potatoes! class. Captain Flint was a bit confused by the contents of the new shipment at The Ink Spot--be sure to stop in for all your 'beach reads,' whatever those are!--and at the Trooper Station, a rather down Detective Watts was joined by Mr Grant for luncheon.

That's it for this week, I'm afraid. Congratulations to everyone who has finished their schooling, and congratulations to all of us on surviving our exams! Until next week, dear listeners, I bid you farewell!