WTFH

Hello everyone, it's Dean of Students Anakin Skywalker today because Ms. Geller called out due to religious obligations. Let's get through these notes, shall we?

*wary chittering, then the sound of a banthabell ringing*

You're not funny. In classes, Karla tried to teach her class to make cookies. How exactly did she tapped to teach this particular course again? Dr. Aphra and I led a discussion about making good choices in Practical Ethics, at least until Theron decided to tranform from a bird into a naker person in the middle of it. Not a great choice. Bitch Ass Survival Guide learned a valuable lesson about state surveillance from their class last week, and then paired up to learn about basic first aid. And the dorms were quiet, which is good because I don't want to report about your teenaged crushes.

In town--

*more banthabell*

Stop it. Astrid was braiding ribbons at Covent Gardens, Bob stopped by to see Norman at the magic shop and wonder about the jelly demon. We're all wondering about the jelly demon. Zack was having a quiet day at Furnado--seems like a rarity with so many animals around--and Prompto was thoroughly enjoying the game he was playing during his shift at the CIC. The Holoscene was closed, though Raven was inside, and Mitsutada was serving food my son would enjoy--pizza and tacos--at Luke's Diner. Kaidan and Kanan went off island via Portalocity for a bar crawl, possibly helped along by the phone call Kaidan had with Hernando earlier during the day.

You realize listening on people's phone calls is a special kind of creepy, right? The community center class on Modern Earth Entertainment watched a sci-fi movie. Don't get me started on the inaccuracies in those holos. Kanan--before heading off island--was practicing his marksmanship against the practice dummies only to get shown up by Sabine. I'd make fun of you, but she's a Mandalorian and practically born with a blaster in each hand. And finally, over at Caritas, the band was on strike, so--get on over there, everyone who prefers the quiet. Rosa definitely approved, and explained her absense last week to Kitty--turns out she'd been at home. Seivarden also prefered the the quiet, and she and Rosa speculated that maybe the zombies' fingers had fallen off before getting into an argument about who was paying for drinks this week. Seivarden wanted to know if Kitty was going to replace the zombies with another bad, and Kitty said that dead band members would probably have a tough time finding another job.

...I find myself unmoved by that. And in our final bit of news, Hernando brought in a cake in to apologize to Kitty for not coming into the bar correctly last week?

*confused chittering*

Is Hernando not from around here? Am I supposed to be bringing cakes to all of the stores I don't go to either?

*chittering*

I'm not bringing you rum. I'm not new. Just confused. Maybe I need more coffee to fix it. That's all I have today, Fandom. Get to class on time.

...that means you, too, Aphra.