WTFH

Good morning, everybody. This is Doctor Hannibal Lecter, and I will make this quick, because there are some odd things happening. Odder than usual, that is.

Yesterday morning, a portal opened up, shaking the island and letting some people through - people that mostly look like ones from Fandom, though they seem to be rather more...nefarious.

Unaware of this, my First Aid class had their final, which apparently has come none too soon, The Island Hates You had to go through a metal snake to get cookies, and Hostile World had to get off of a space station, or go home. Somewhat aware of this, Constantine opened the library and reinforced the wards upon Special Collections.

Over in town, Dante got a call from home and left, Tony sent invitations to a party this weekend, then argued with Steve, and Karolina dropped by to ask about him building a sun lamp. One of those things may be worrisome.

Eliot went for an extended run yesterday to see if he could tell what was off about the island, and Parker met him after for a discussion of...let's summarize with "all manner of things", shall we?

Sidon and the animals were uneasy at Furnado, Amaya was fighting the squishy machine at Turtle & Canary, Jenkins spotted a giant slug at the Magic Box, Octavia noticed an ice plant was being skittish at the flower shop, Hardison was plotting his own nefariousness at Luke's when Tony dropped by and said he was working on something, and Raven stopped to steal fries. At the Perk, Ada dropped by and then Hyacinthe joined her, though apparently a different Hyacinthe from the standard.

Hm. Fandom, it would appear we have arrived at the winter oddities for this year. I would suggest that you be on your guard.