WTFH

"Citizens of Fandom, this is Mayor Summers," Cable's voice crackled over the radio waves. "We're in the middle of an invasion. And last night, these invaders broke into the homes of several of your fellow citizens, kidnapping Janice Summers, Juliet Skywalker, Talyn Crichton and Grace Winchester."

A brief pause. The anger was tangible in Cable's voice.

"We will not let this act go unanswered," he said. "Anyone willing to lend their skills to the rescue effort, either as part of the team or by continuing to attack the invaders while we work, please report to Town Hall for a briefing. Thank you."

Another pause.

"Don't touch any of the creatures on-island. Stick to projectiles and crushing force."

The radio fizzled, then went silent again.