WTFH

...I do not understand why you are trying to make me read the radio notes tonight. I have never done this before. Does not one of the professors read the notes on Saturdays?

*chittering*

I am sorry you cannot find him, but....

*chittering*

Very well, I will do what I can to help. Why is there a note at the top of the notes that says Dear radio staff: DO NOT DRINK THE JACK DANIELS, IT IS OUR BOSS. I am not certain I understand. What is Jack Daniels? Is it a person?

*chittering*

Oh! No, I do not drink alcohol, so there is no need to worry.

*chittering*

Not even rum. It does strange things to me.

*chittering*

No. Please stop waving the bottle at me.


( Clueless empath radio! )

I think that is all the notes. Is that all?

*chittering*

I do not know how Andy does this each week. It is rather tiring. And I am becoming very worried about people who do not remember who they are.

*snickering chittering*

...I think I should also be concerned about why the squirrels are laughing at me.


[ooc: much thanks to the tireless radio squirrels for gathering the links. I hate you all. <3 Remind me to lie and say I'll be out of town for BDEs in the future so I don't end up having to work Sunday morning. D: Any typos or bad links will be fixed tomorrow, for I must sleeeeeeeeep.]