WTFH

Sam: Good evening, Fandom. We're almost a third of the way through the semester, good job on surviving so far.

Andy: You actually keep track of those things?

Sam: Of course. You don't have a calendar for the semester set up?

Andy: Not really, no.

Sam: Of course not. Why do I ask these questions? Consider me your personal calendar then, because yes, I do keep track of this stuff.

Andy: Okay. Not that I expect to need to know that kind of stuff, but...

Sam: I'll tell you anyway. You never know when it might come in handy.

Andy: ...You're really enthusiastic about this.

Sam: I like it when things are orderly and make sense.

Andy: You must spend a lot of time frustrated here then.

Sam: Oh, you have no idea.

( Radiooooo! )