WTFH

Good evening, Fellow Fandomites! My name is Turtle Wexler, and I am up waaaaay past my bedtime, but it is okay, because I am reading the news like a very professional person. And there are lots of notes, so it's a good thing I'm good at reading. I practiced lots with my daddy's Wall Street Journal, and that has some really hard words in it, so this should be a snap! Plus, there are squirrels. They are cute. Especially since I don't think they're the disease carrying kind. My mommy says anything smaller than a cat can carry horrible diseases and that's why we can't have a pet rat. My mommy's a mean person like that.

But time to read and report, all professionally! Here we go! AHEM.

( Wee Wexler Wadio )

*GREAT BIT YAWN* And that's the end of it! It's definitely bedtime, but thank you for listening! Good night and have a pros'prus tomorrow!