WTFH

Dean: Good evening, Fandom.

Sam: And good evening to you too. Did you have a good trip this weekend?

Dean: It was pretty awesome, yeah.

Sam: Yeah, you look like you had a good time. At least tell me you were safe?

Dean: Dude. Please.

Sam: I don't know! You could have picked up some random girl and gotten caught up or something.

Dean: I was visiting Dawn.

Sam: Yeah, but you didn't...oh my God, Dean, you didn't.

Dean: Been a long time coming, actually. *pause* No pun intended.

Sam: ...yeah, I'm pretty sure I didn't need to know about that. Possibly ever.

Dean: Now you're just imagining things because there's been no details mentioned here, I point out.

Sam: I don't need details. I can fill in the blanks well enough on my own, thank you. Here, let me start on the notes before I do start imagining things.

( Go, go, distracting broadcast! )