WTFH

This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the highs 'n lows o' life in Fandom from the study hall because the evil snow monsters be breakin' me house 'n leavin' me homeless, the cold-blooded bastards who be not havin' blood as far as I be knowin' but I be upset, dammit, and mayhap a little drunk, so ye'll just have t' deal.

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Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Professor Cregg be "reassurin'" the Doctor in the humanities wing last night. And yes, before ye ask, that be a euphemism.

The weather be back t' normal, the monsters be gone, and so be the townies in the gym (includin' Harper), after havin' gotten breakfast from the Baron, Alfred 'n Deb. *hiccup* They all be havin' homes t' go back to, I be assumin'.

And me old roommates be talkin' with Dean Zordon 'n findin' themselves a new place t' live. I be fine on me own, boys. Don't ye be worryin' about me. Oh, wait, ye didn't.

*hiccup*

Anyway. Over in the clinic, Lana be visitin' Han 'n chattin' with Pippi, and Walter be comin' in wit' a hurt wrist. Han be writin' a letter 'n gettin' visited by Jessica in the clinic as well.

Oh! Principal Smith be called away. Fare ye well, ye evil ninja-stealin' bastard.

Roomin'
Professor Tick be tendin' t' Lockheed, who be milkin' bein' frozen fer a time yesterday fer all it be worth. Good fer ye, Lockheed.

Many o' ye who have places t' call home be wakin' up in yer own rooms, in the case o' Callisto, Callynanders (who be cute, in case ye be worried), and Walter 'n Victor, who be snuggly in an equally drastic change o' pace. Other people's be wakin' up in rooms that be not theirs. Fer instance, Jarod be in Parker's room -- Rory seems t'be more excited about this development than a sane person should be -- and Archie be in Jaye's room.

Piper be not especially pleased t' see that Logan-who-used-t'be-bunny be crashed in her and Veronica's room. Veronica be tryin' t' explain. I be not sure that Piper be buyin' it.

John Connor be surveyin' the damage to the first floor, Sam, Sharon 'n Doctor Jackson all be gettin' shark snow globes, and Nadia be gettin' munchies from her secret siblin'.

Allie be cheerin' Nadia up, Alphonse 'n Sakura be blushin' 'n talkin' together, and Peter be jumpin' around the school grounds. As far I can tell, it be not involvin' any manner o' pogo stick. Huh. What ever be makin' ye happy, I suppose.

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Jessica be on the phone, Izzie 'n Marty be workin' on homework together. *shuffles papers* As far as I be knowin' that be not a euphemism. Angel also be organizin' a study session. Glad someone be doin' schoolwork. I certainly be not. And neither, apparently, be Pip.

After Lee's brave rescue o' Xander from the terrors o' the second floor utility closet, Xander 'n Isabel be talkin' about the events o' yesterday. Fer whatever reason, snowmonsters be comin' up a lot today. I be havin' no idea why.

Cam 'n Lee be stoppin' in to see how Kara be holdin' up after her injuries from yesterday's epic battle. Sam also be gettin' visited by Crichton, Dr. Pevensie, 'n Rory. Rory be bringin' chocolate. Very nice.

Inavona be not feelin' very well today, Kiki be sleepin' in, and Maia be visitin' with Lana after Lana's workout in the gym.

Zero's family be on television! And her friends, o' course, be mockin' it. Zero, be it true that yer mother be hot? *hiccup* Peter be not killin' Zero, much t' her disappointment, then Cam 'n Peter be comparin' special powers. *papers shuffle* Yeah, that be not a euphemism either.

Alphonse be crashin', finally, Isabel 'n Angela be makin' plans together, Anders be talkin' to a sleepin' Cally, which means they be cute twice in one day, and Veronica be returnin' a phone t' a weevil. How be it pickin' the phone up? It be so tiny!

Pippi 'n Walter be playin' in the snow. Oh, it be seemin' innocent 'til it up 'n eats yer house. It won't be foolin' me again. Then they be hangin' out in the third floor common room wit' Victor 'n Pip. Susan 'n Jessica be in the second floor common room together.

Revelin'
The small horde o' heavily armed hookers be makin' their way back t' the Sin, where they be gettin' a tongue-lashin' from Becky--but not in any manner o' a dirty way, jes' in case ye be curious--and cookies from Miho. Hi, Miho!

Lucas be makin' calls 'n be pretty sure that Empire Records'll be openin' on Tuesday despite the evil house-destroyin' snow monsters o' this weekend.

Artie 'n Major K! be in All 'n Sundries when Edmund be openin' it up this mornin'. *shuffles papers* I also be havin' somethin' here about nylons bein' involved but I think I be better off not knowin' the details. And speakin' of not wantin' t' know details, Phoebe 'n Crowley be wakin' up together. And they both be naked. And thar be not enough rum in the world t' make me think any more about this.

Harper be in town 'n lookin' fer an apartment. He be gettin' a place at Quark's. I be sleepin' on a desk in the study hall. The world be not fair. *hiccup*

Zhaan 'n Batou be back at Sanctity, Anders be at Deb's 'n talking about Snowmonsters 2006, 'n Agatha be hard at work again.

Oh! Doctor Wilson still be in the hospital, if ye be worried. He be doin' much better, we be hearin'.

That be all from this sorry excuse fer a Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer evil, house ruinin' snowbeasties, and have a good night!

*hiccup*