Kanan: Look, I got here this morning and didn't even need to be chased out of bed by a squirrel. You should be proud of me, Fandom. I'm catching o-- who the hell are you?

Reno: The squirrels and I go way back, yo. Said they wanted to give you a day off since you're always bitchin' about not bein' able to sleep in, and I ain't left yet, so...

Kanan: Of course they did. Maybe they could've, I don't know, told me?

Reno: You ever know the squirrels to be sensible?

Kanan: Fair point. Well, I'm here now, might as well split up these notes.

Reno: Yeah, all ten of 'em. I'll start, yo. *Paper shuffling* With, uh, town, I guess. Everyone who was anyone was in town, because school on Homecoming weekend would suck and there ain't nobody who's gonna spend their weekend in the dorms when there's free food somewhere out there, right? Not that my first note is about free food, yo. My first note is about Steve and Tony wakin' up together, talked about what it is they like about wakin' up together, and then the squirrels stopped writin' words and started writin' squiggles, which I'm gonna take to mean they did more than just--

Kanan: -- That's enough of that note. I'm picturing Steve's face as he listens to you talk about that on the air, and it makes me feel like I've personally failed America. Which is great, because I'm not even from this planet. The next note is about the Homecoming brunch, and how there totally was one. People mingled and got food and sat at tables to eat it and everything. Which probably explains why it was so quiet at Luke's, with the exception of the cheerleading kitchen staff.

Reno: What the hell were they cheerin' about?

Kanan: The school, I think.

Reno: ... Weird, yo. Movin' on, Jono was playin' guitar at Groovy Tunes, and got a visit from Dante, who also wanted to play guitar and maybe find some music that wasn't country shit to teach to Kathy. Hey, I know that name!

Kanan: And we're all very proud. At Demon Marcus, Sparkle was looking for a Halloween costume while he waited for Cade, who brought him caf and then suggested they steal Skywalker's hair. I'm torn between not wanting to know, and deciding that I really, really like this Cade guy.

Reno: Hey, around here, both can be an option, yo. That sounds like friggin' art. If they pull it off, I want pictures. Anyway, finally, at Caritas, Atton was offerin' free martinis to old Fandomites. Shit, and I missed out on that? The hell? Looks like even Alenko got in on that, and he was sittin' in a corner not wantin' to be there. Your crush Cade came in with a limp to tell Atton that there ain't no such thing as a crocogator, and Sia wanted to know if Atton was a master of the martini. Life goals, yo.

Kanan: What, mastering them, or drinking one prepared by a master of them?

Reno: Yes. An' that looks like that's all the notes, yo. Sweet. Now, you can go back to bed, yo. The squirrels and I got some drinkin' and catchin' up to do. *Sloshy*

Kanan: ... Yeah, sure. You guys have fun. Kanan out.