What up, Fandom, this is Emmett Cullen bringing you the news for today. I've already skimmed over the notes and I am happy to say that I don't have to make crap up for you guys this week. Yes! Saves me some work. I hate it when you guys are boring.

Let's get started, shall we?


School stuff yo!

Ethics talked about love. Awwwwww. There was a lecture and they answered a question questioning some Order's stance on love. Management Theory discussed accessorizing and practiced strapping weapons on themselves. Dude. Awesome. I'd kick ass at that. Food Appreciation talked and ate frozen food today. Ice cream and junk like that. I don't touch the stuff. We discussed kindergartners in Childhood Development. For the record, I'm totally awesome with kids so long as they aren't wussies. Music Club met, as per usual, and discussed a karaoke contest. Whaaaaaaaaaat? Count me in, holy crap. And Anemone opened up the library, which had crabs. The library should have safer sex, I think.

In teacherly news, Miss Bennet had her usual office hours with tea. All fancylike and crap. Fraser was holding his office hours and Deadpool came in to make sure he wasn't gonna be kidnapped or nothin'. Nathan Algren came into Deadpool's office to ask for advice about a student.

God, I hope it's not me.

Dorm junk!

Amber had a snuggie in her room. Those things are effing ridiculous. Are blankets really that hard to work? For serious. Blysse was watching holos in her room, whatever those are, and Hannibal threw his sweaty shirt at Angela. Grrrrrrrrrross. Ben was looking at icky stuff in his room and, god, I really don't know what that consisted of. He got a lot of company in the form of John, Dean and Jaina. Meg got a phone call and left town. Wow, must have been some phone call, am I right? Liir is sewing on the third floor, gay, and he and Leto catch up and talk about fight club. My dad said I wasn't allowed to join that. Dammit. I'd kick all of your asses. All. Of. You.

Summer and Savannah called for reinforcements for something I'm going to talk about later. Said reinforcements consisted of Johnny, Eve, Ronon and Sam. Okey dokey. Later, Sam stayed behind to take care of an unconscious Chris, I'm getting to that later, and some hot chick in leather beat the hell out of him and took Chris away. Why doesn't crap like this ever happen to me? Oh, right, for you people who may be worried about Sam *cough* Chuck *cough* his boyfriend came in and touched him or something. I don't even know.

Okay, moving on!

Townie Time!

Okay, so, I promised to catch you up on this Chris thing and that's what I'm doing now. Chris was in town getting coffee or some crap when this chick in leather came in to assault him. Hot, right? Apparently not. Savannah came in and made her go explodey, which is awesome. Later on the beach leather chick came back again and told Chris that he was stripping her of her powers or some crap. I don't know, I wasn't there. This is just squirrel notes. Chris got back to Summer and Savannah with a big gross hole in his chest and Peter came to heal him but instead did some mind reading to figure out what's going on. Dude, rude. I hate that. So remember when Leather Chick beat Sam up and took Chris? Yeah, apparently she took him away through a portal. And then the saving people from before found a way to follow them.

Yeah, I have no idea what's going on. I just read notes, people.

Let's get to the stuff I normally report on. Tully went to the docks to check on his skiff. That's a type of boat, I think. And, as per usual, people have got their job things going on. Mary was at the Arms, Jack was at the Photo Hut, Adam was at the Android's Dungeon, Lion-o was at the Fina, Pepper was at Stark Industies and Aravis was at the Gig. But no one showed up to any of those places. Laaaaaaaame. Amber was at Coyote Medicine though! She was there for her cold and Coyote talked to her about a spirit quest. Whatever that is. Loki was reading about angels at the MHA. Daisy asks about the book and both wonder if the author was a Ph D. In what, angelology? I don't think so. Lindsay stops in with a gift and she and Loki snark about the cruise. Prince Edward was singing at Luke's, gay, and he talks about Adora with both Priestly and Dinah.

It was rehearsal day at the Boards. Claire got permission from Geoffery to photograph the rehearsal and Amber and Hinata talk about...something. I don't know. Dinah and Hinata talk about fight scenes and fight club and, dammit, I wish I could join. During the actual rehearsal, Leto and Dinah go through a scene and Geoffery asks Dinah why she's not into the scene. Nosy. Claire photographed Dinah and Leto and later Leo attempts to make polite conversation with Tony. Hope that went well, dude. Marshall had a Mooby meal at Caritas. I don't know what that is and apparently neither does Tully. Minsc was there, as per usual, and talks to Mina about academic stuff. Yawn.

That's it from me, Fandom. Let's keep up with the exciting stuff! I hate being bored so damn much. So. Much. It doesn't help I have, like, ADD or something. Okay, work on that. Night!