Good evening, Fellow Fandomites! It's Friday Nights on WTFH with the one, the only Turtle Wexler, on your second broadcast of 2009! I hope you're all listening to this on pod-cast or something, since you should be sleeping to get ready for the Infamous Fandom Welcome Picnic tomorrow! New kids! New consumers! New people to tell all about Fandom and make them look at you like you have two heads! Hey! Maybe we'll even get someone with two heads!

*chittering*

*long silence*

Ew! Gross, squirrels, I did not mean that! Ugh. Onto the notes so I can get away from these sick-minded squirrels sooner!



SCHOOL

There was no school stuff because school doesn't start until Monday! Wooo!

DORMS

In the fourth floor common room, Angela starts to question her combination of television and eating, and got a visit from a non-foxy Ichigo, who refuses to admit that he was adorable as a fox.

Ino forgot that school HASN'T RESTARTED YET and is studying, and then Ichigo turned back into a person after being a fox, and he was naaaaaaaaakeeeeed. Alex rooted through her closet looking for something good to wear for tomorrow, while Hannibal calls home before Amber stops in and they end up making a bet involving bunny slippers. I have no idea what the bet was, but I'm putting my money on Amber. Penelope and Claire hang out in their room and read and talk about Penelope's engagement. Like, appointment engagement? Amber was super-bored and bouncing a ball against the wall. Chad and Teddy crash for sleepies after getting baaaack frooooom spaaaaaaaaa *breath* aaace.

TOWN

Andrew was waiting for a cab at the causeway as he heads out. Best of luck, Andrew! John got to keep the curtains; I'm not sure what that means, but I'm assured that it's very sweet and dorky. Jeff and Nana ran into him...literally, I imagine, because Nana's involved...and got a chance to say goodbye. Before their film was even started! Well, I guess that saves me some cash in the long run. Tony wished him an adorable goodbye, too, and Robin-the-Frog also saw him off.

Detective Kowalski was in a good mood at the Trooper Station, which is good to hear, because cranky cops aren't good! Dor, poor, poor Dor, was confused about comics arguing about who has the bigger tool over at Android's Dungeon. Viki contemplated the deeper meaning of aromatherapy candles at Strokes of Genius. Miss Dröttningu tried out the sweat lodge at Coyote Medicine, which I hope she cleaned out before Detective Constable Day dropped in!

The Face-Spitter is apparently now working at Luke's Diner on Fridays now, which means I might have to report on him more, LUCKY ME. Mac got some flaming cheese and I assume made it out free of face-spit. THIS TIME. Mary was all time-displaced at the Arms Hotel, where Doctor Tam asked her about her New Years'. Jen donned sunglasses against her hangover at Pizza Planet, and Kaylee was cute and all sorts of glee about welding at Stark Industries; little sis, you're weird, but adorable. Hurley was doing the flower thing at Covent Garden Flowers, where Detective Constable Day bought an orchid. Preeetty!

The Captain is making Miss Garret breakfast, awww, and Mister Stark was working on something at home. Tyler showed up just in time to ask all about it. Mister Minsc is remodeling his house, too. I did see him at the Endor thing, maybe he was all inspired! Also, Detective Constable Day was making dinner and Miss Walker stopped in and helped!

Mister Jolee is glad the holidays are done over at Caritas, only to have Mister Tino break out the Valentine's Day stuff. Mister Minsc was there to get druuuuunk.




And there's all the notes! An early welcome to all the new students, although very few of you are probably ever going to hear this. Welcome to the crazy! Mwa ha ha! And remember! Turtle & Canary for all your non-duct tape needs! Good night and have a prosperous tomorrow!