Dean Good evening Fandom, from our refreshingly volcano-free coastline.

Sam: Hopefully the fear of going out in an ashy, fiery death is gone as well.

Dean: From the volcano at least. But there's a lot of people who play with explosives around here...

Sam: And you should all know better than to play with them in a way that will take people out.

Dean: At least on the island.

Sam: Can I vote for "in general" since you're one of those people?

Dean: Dude, show some confidence. I so know what I'm doing when I play with fire.

Sam: You can never be too careful.

Dean: Stop being so fussy and start reading the notes.

Sam: We'll see who's being fussy when you blow something up you're not supposed to.


Schoolification

Sam: As always, I opened the library today. Zoe, or Principal Washburn, depending on who you are, came by to talk about wedding stuff with me--

Dean: To ask him to be her maid of honour.

Sam: To ask me to be her best man.

Dean: We discussed this. I'm the best man. You're, well, at least the man of honour.

Sam: I still say we're both equally the best, but whatever. Dean came by for lunch and some bonus mocking because he is a terrible brother sometimes, and Peter came by to...scare me with stories of how close he was to the volcano yesterday.

Dean: Is that what it really says? You know you're a terrible liar. *sounds of papers rustling* There's nothing about being close to a volcano here. It says-

Sam: That's what we talked about that the squirrels didn't pay attention to.

Dean: *pause* Riiight.

Sam: Stupid squirrels. Epicurist, Gourmet, Foodie learned about the local dishes of Madagascar. There was good food to try, as usual, and Aravis was there in case anyone, I don't know, choked or something.

Arts and Crafts made bugs. Fake cardboard and paper bugs, that is, because the real kind would be an entirely different class.

Dean: Two different classes depending on whether we're talking insects or listening devices.

Sam: Oh, I didn't even think about the listening devices angle. How To Get Into College learned about finals week and how to get through it without dying. And then there was an obstacle course, because Professor Eriksen really, really likes playing with the Danger Shop. Chris was there to make sure none of us broke our necks avoiding garbage cans and lampposts.

Dean: Dude, if, after all of Dad's training you couldn't handle an obstacle course...

Sam: Have Dad's obstacle courses ever included not getting so distracted by attractive girls that you don't run into things?

Dean: Depends on where the courses were set up.

Sam: That had way more to do with your attention span than with anything Dad set up. Basic Auto Mechanics talked about changing wiper blades and antifreeze. Dad demonstrated first, and then everyone else had their turn, while Bridge waited to see if anyone needed help.

Fighting 101, after a sudden entrance from Professor Deadpool and Cable, discussed using everyday objects as weapons. River was there to keep everyone safe, and after class, Bob looked at Cable. I don't know if they talked, but looking was definitely involved.

Tyler - who I don't think I will ever be able to call Professor Durden - made paper airplanes during his office hours, while Professor Mizrahi found a postcard in her office.

Dean: Better paper airplanes than explosives I guess.


Dormification

Dean: Over in the dorms, Hinata came back from a trip to the mainland with a new cat. Excellent choice of pet, if I may offer an opinion.

Sam: Not that your own cat makes you biased or anything.

Dean: Hunter just proves the rule. *pause* Come to think of it, so does Alec.

Sam: You were totally fine with just the first half of that sentence.

Dean: At least Alec doesn't check my closet for drag queen outfits. Isabel relaxed in her room with some phone calls and Cal took it easy on his usual workout today.


Townification

Dean: Down in town, Cable locked himself out of the Wellspring Arms. See, that's when it's good to know how to pick a lock.

Luckily for Cable, Ino let him in and worked some healing mojo. Rikku came by and she and Cable discussed Bishop, and Worf came by for some training.

Mary was back at the Arms Hotel after a long weekend, Seregil read at the Book Haven, and Sokka said goodbye to the volcano at Turtle and Canary.

Barney got a present at home for his birthday. Hey Sammy, maybe it's a drag queen outfit.

Sam: You can seriously stop bringing that up any time now. I'm not a drag queen.

Dean: It's your girlfriend who was looking for proof of that so I don't think I'm the one you have to convince. And when Fraser got home, it was time for Robin to get in some mountie smut.

Sam: That is quite possibly the worst way you could have described that. Lacey opened Luke's Diner, and Professor Murdock came in for some cake. That's not making me hungry at all, really.

Chad had his guitar out at Groovy Tunes, and Johnny came in and showed off his flaming drumsticks. I assume that's not dirty, but I don't see how it could be functional either.

Dale was doing sudoku in the Perk when Professor Mizrahi introduced herself and talked a little about the volcano with him.

Park renovation continued today, under the watchful eye of Constable Fraser. Turtle was there in the morning and afternoon, and when Hoshi stopped by to watch, Turtle asked her for advice on what she thinks it would be like to be Jeff's roommate. From experience, I can say the whole dating your roommate thing works, but then, I'm not dating Jeff.

Dean: An important clarification, Sammy, thanks for that.

Sam: Jeff or anyone quite like him. Is that better?

Dean: I don't know. You'll have to check with Dawn.

Sam: I think she'll understand. It was zombies vs. mummies at Caritas tonight, complete with a rubber band fight. Worf came in looking for a drink befitting of a warrior, but it doesn't sound like he got it, because when Cal talked to him, he said he'd gotten an appletini. Oops.

Cal wondered if Jolee would get pissed if he just ordered water, and Amber completed the evening of girly drinks by getting a Shirley Temple. She and Cal talked about the volcano and the impromptu party on the roof from last night, while Worf warned Jaina that appletinis are not good.

And thankfully as always, Millie had a quiet morning at the clinic.

Dean: Always good to know there was no drag queen or appletini related injuries.

Sam: How long do you think it's going to be before you let go of this whole drag queen thing?

Dean: Don't know. I mean, I haven't thrown in a stripper pole joke this week so there's hope.

Sam: A very small amount of hope.

Dean: I'm sure something else will happen for me to talk about sooner or later.

Sam: I'll hope for sooner, and not later.