Good morning once again, Fandom. This is Jono Starsmore, here to tell you all just what the squirrels consider to be news. This week, it seems like we can sum most of it up in 'Fiji, toes, and a cheese-panda.'

... That's interesting.

At the School, Batman's Criminal Justice class did observational testing using two subtly different scenes. Cultural Exploration went to Fiji to enjoy Wailoaloa Beach, where the sand seemed to have personally offended Alec, who then told Yeul off for asking if he was alright. Seems like a charming lad. Space-exclamation-point was designing planets, both habitable and inhabitable, in their class yesterday. I'm fairly certain the hallmark of an inhabitable planet is, 'No music.' It'd be awful.

In the Dorms, Jessica was packing her things and making plans for a day trip, while Isabelle was painting her toenails. Sparkly purple, if anybody was curious.

And, finally, in Town, Alec was venting some of that sand-hating mood into cleaning the meditation room at Freedom Arms. Mike Ehrmantraut was having difficulty getting Turtle and Canary's cheese-aisle panda to either leave or take a proper job there, and Allie took a night off at the Devil's Nest, which meant Tiny was free to flirt with the DJ unhindered.

Will it lead to true love? A gaggle of children with a genetic predisposition towards terrible musical choices and a fear of garden gnomes? Only time will tell. Time, and a bunch of notes scribbled down on tiny notepads by a bunch of drunk squirrels in little hats. Tune in again for the news throughout the week, Fandom. In the meantime, this is Jonothon Starsmore, signing off.