Good morning, Fandom. Or, rather, good morning, anybody still left on the island, as I imagine a good number of you are headed home for the next few weeks, hm? This is your regularly scheduled Tuesday morning radio broadcast, and I'm Jonothon Starsmore, here to tell you everything you wish you didn't know about the people with whom you share the island.

You're welcome.

Because it's the winter break, there's nothing to report from the school today. At the Dorms, then, Jim commandeered the second floor common room in order to ignore tiny reindeer and watch television in celebration of the break. Yeul, meanwhile, was in her room, petting and cuddling with the deer as she read a book.

Ours is a truly exciting island on break weeks.

In Town, Jack was drinking Scotch at the Devil's Nest when Kaidan stopped in, helped him with his reindeer problem, and informed him that he'd be away in Vancouver for the next few weeks. And then Jack and Emma discussed whether or not Portalocity was going to cooperate so that they could do all of the holiday partying that they had in mind.

... Emma was here? I... clearly need to get out more.

And out in the preserve, Derek was taking Puppy Joe out for a walk when they found themselves surrounded by miniature deer. Max stopped to watch the epic puppy-versus-deer battle that ensued, and Derek assured him that his puppy could absolutely hold his own. There's no word on who won the battle, so I'm going to go out on a limb and say the reindeer won by playing dirty when their tag-team partners stepped into the ring wielding ladders and collapsible chairs.

And that's all of the notes. There's a bear outside the door offering me a bottle of Coke, so I'm going to take him up on that, and leave you all with a 'don't burn down the island during break week.'