Welcome to Fandom High Radio. My name is Eric Weiss, your name is The Listening Audience, and this.... is the voice of snark.

Too School for Cool

Health class researches safe sex. I'd like to remind you that you have to be able to get sex to have it safely. Just an FYI.

Bibliomancy! Divination from a random selection of words! That's what Prophecy's talking about today. I am doing it myself right now and... "The turtle moves." Weird. I knew that stuff was bogus.

The Doctor is Constantly Vigilant about Robot Men. Cybermen, excuse me. They go out and get cyberdates on cyberspace and maybe get some hot cyber action.

The Assembly was a bunch of game shows. Contrary to popular opinion, I did not commit lewd acts with a goat.

Naomi... eats lunch. It's shocking, I know.

Sam who I'm told is not a eunech, contrary to popular belief, opens the library.

Too Formed for the Dorms

Aeryn's worried about Luke. He is less handy these days. Oh, I crack myself up.

Parker's making a list, checking it twice, going to find out who to shoot in the middle of their freakin' forehead for being a moron who shouldn't be allowed to use precious electricity to think.

Piper's in town to help with the Cally Problem. This isn't a girl's issue, is it? Guess not, since Cally turns up possessed by a demon. Yikes. The Stitch 'n' Witch gang save her. Bel helps.

Marie gets a call from her mother. "Hun, have you met any boys? Oh, you can't touch them, right. Well, maybe if you tried harder?"

Teddy's making frozen pizza in the fourth floor common room. Mmmmm... pizza...

Too Down for the Town

Meet the new crew in town. They're ni!-t.

Lana opens Aeropatigologicalfun.

Kaylee opens Empire Records. She and Joxer plan a future date. Clark wants some holly jolly Christmas music. And a pony.

Jack flirts with Sam at Caritas. The location is actually insubstantial. As is the fact that it's Sam. I don't even have to specify a Sam. Jack flirts. But then, rain is wet and what else is new?

Over at the Clinic, everybody loves Luke. Poor guy. You know, a puppy with only three legs is more likely to be picked up than an identical puppy with all four? I bring it up only in passing.

That's all for tonight, folks. Be sure to tip your radio voice. Catch you next week.