Deadpool: I’m here this time! Honest! No boozin’ or watchin’ my Disney overlord.

Ghanima: You owe me for last week, Wade.

Deadpool: Is this where I offer you my firstborn?

Ghanima: No, I won't babysit Jan for free, nice try.

Deadpool: I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!

School

Deadpool: Like always, Blackbolt was in the library, watchin' that pony of his.

Ghanima: Pony? I didn't think that we allowed equines in the building.

Deadpool: Didn’t we once have a horse as a student?

Ghanima: We had a unicorn, but I think that was a special circumstance.

Deadpool: ...we need to recruit more unicorns.

Dorms

Deadpool: Over in the common room, Puppy was watching action movies. Bod was all glad that some people didn't go home for the holidays. Holidays. Bah. Humbug. Ino was also there and talked about things that still surprise her about the puppy and how Bod's hair is all short.

Deadpool: Christian ended up bursting into song after reading a letter. Bursting into song, people. Rinoa stopped by to find out all that singing had to do with him leaving for Paris. The Goddamn Bruce Wayne was packing to go home when Maladicta showed up to talk about how people die all the time where she's from. Bod was in his room and poking at his short, short hair. Momoko was over at Jaime's room to decorate and sing in Japanese. Singing in Japanese is what works when you're celebrating a western Holiday. Sadly, she was caught when he returned. And then they made out. Or something. I dunno.

Ghanima: So you make it all up instead?

Deadpool: Pretty much!

Town

Deadpool: Oooover at the clinic, Millie was listening to the nurses gossip like schoolgirls. I wanna gossip like schoolgirls. Wait... I'm doin' that now. Score. Meeeeanwhile Jaina was being frazzled at Caritas about Christmas movies. Yeah, those claymation movies make me have acid flashbacks too. Rikku was busy teasing Reno about being a large chicken monster. Whiiiich means it was time for him to turn back human.

Ghanima: Over at Everything But the Monkey, John Watson - hello, John - and Sherlock were looking for a particular brand of cat food when Sherlock turned into a cat. Let it never be said that the island doesn't have a sense of humor.

Deadpool: I, for one, find this hilarious despite never having met the man.

Ghanima: Due to the Boards being turned into gingerbread, the show was moved to the park. The performers milled about backstage. Ariel was eating gingerbread, much to Genesis' lack of amusement, and Christian told Ariel that he was running away to Paris. The audience took their seats. Jono took Rosalind and Girl-George to the play, and George grouchied at him. The girls then discussed possible revenge. Then the play started, and actors were around for notes and socializing afterwards.

Deadpool: Is that all? I think that’s all.

Ghanima: I think so too. Good night, Fandom!