Ghanima: Good evening, Fandom. It's Saturday, again, and so we're here to bring you what little news there is.

Deadpool: With little to no singing or dancing!

School:

Deadpool: At the library, Blackbolt and Medusa got their flirt on. Oh, like anyone is shocked by that. It's canon, people!

Ghanima: If I ask nicely later, will you translate that into one of the thousands of languages I do actually speak?

Deadpool: It involves meta. Looots of meta.

Dorms

Deadpool: Oooover in the dorms, Alexander found only musical theater on the TV, so he was forced to read. Bastards. Puppy showed up to ask about TV and how the book was so much more awesome than it. Which is a damn dirty lie. Puppy and Elphaba started to talk about fireworks last night and how she's never seen them before. Wow, no more cave livin' for you. Alexander told Elphaba he was plum musicked out. Wha wha whaaaaa. Jacob was in his room when Rosalind showed up to tease him about liking peanut butter and how he needs to tell her when he gets back from visiting home. Whipped!

Town

Ghanima: Momoko was at Chilly Boulder all day, trying all the different flavors. At the Arms Hotel, Mary was trying to keep Gunther from filling the vending machines with toothbrushes and lozenges. Possibly because Turtle and Canary had lozenges on sale. Apparently sake was also on sale, which I would think would be much more popular. Billy Kessler spent part of the day on the Causeway, swearing at his phone; Billy, that is not appropriate or productive behaviour, but it was the beach that saw the most activity today. In the morning, Kerrigan and Roy Mustang did a bit of catching up, and in the afternoon, Percy was walking his dog when he ran into Luke.

Deadpool: And I think that's it. That's it, right? No random party cropping up on us?

Ghanima: Just the bar. Jaina opened Caritas, and had a bunny along. I think this squirrel has a bit of a crush -- it's being very adamant about how fetching the rabbit's blue bow was. John Sheppard came in, much to her surprise, since Jaina had rather assumed her furry friend was him. Given his habit of being a member of the Leporidae family, it was a reasonable assumption, Jaina, don't feel badly. Billy also came in for a rum and coke, and wanted to know if the bunny was a pet or a student.

Deadpool: Oh, Saturday nights. Why so slow?

Ghanima: They're all most likely still hiding from the singing the other day. New students, don't fret, it happens to almost everyone at least once.

Deadpool: At least it wasn't Dora songs. Again.

Ghanima: I like Dora, Wade. But goodnight, Fandom, and sweet dreams.

Deadpool: Not when it's sung at 5 in the morning by a hyper three year old. NIGHT!