Ghanima: Yes, I'm calling him, please don't wave those notes at me so impatiently. I came back from Arakkis early for this, and you had best be appropriately grateful.

Deadpool: This better be good, I was about to get into the hottub. Hottub. Say it with me now... hottub.

Ghanima: Hottub. Fantastic. There's probably small rodents on their way to you now, with your section of the notes, so don't get them wet.

Deadpool: And here they are! ...aren't we on vacation? Shouldn't, like, those people who never do radio and we never interact with for some reason possibly having to do with the people at the laptops... be doing this?

Ghanima: Considering I never use my school-issued staff computer, I don't understand what laptops have to do with this. It'll take five minutes, and then you can go back to spoiling your little red-headed step-child.

Deadpool: You got so much ginger hate in you, woman.

Ghanima: Again, you speak in riddles that make no sense.

School

Deadpool: School's got nothing. Nothing at all.

Dorms

Ghanima: In the dorms, Miss Yamanka came home from her trip, and Zack Fair came in a bit later, and they talked about their weeks at home.

Town

Deadpool: Marcus had baby goats over at the junk yard. Is that supposed to be an innuendo? I'm pretty sure I woulda heard about it before now if it was, though. And Proto--yeah, that's a cool name--was walkin' around in the preserve. Bein' creepy.

Vail

Ghanima: Those of you in Vail had a busy morning. Jaina had an injured ankle and ordered some roomservice. Over in the spa, Bruce worked on the treadmills while Nico got a massage. I do not feel comfortable reading things like this about students on vacation. Jono and Miss Gregson discussed being entertainment professionals, and Raven and Jono talked about Tara's birthday party.

Ghanima: At the Vail Ski Resort, there were more people out and about. On the slopes, Jaina and Effy try skiing, while Andros went out on a snowboard. Chuck and Clark try the snowtubing, and Professor Skywalker and his wife were also tempted to try the tubes.

Deadpool: Ha! Ten bucks says he wiped out.

Ghanima: I'll take that bet. In the town, there was some activity as well. Kate and Kitty tried pronouncing the things in the Swedish Clog Cabin. Faramir got his caffination dosage at the coffee shop, while Scully and Zatanna went out for steak.

Deadpool: Froo Froo Disney Princess went shopping at Quicksilver, Bod went on a romantic moonlit snowshoe tour, Effy Irished up her coffee in the lobby--I think I'm supposed to frown at that and not wonder where she got the booze--and Angie Harmon was pissed at the vegetarian options at the restaurant. And this is why vegetarians aren't people.

Ghanima: Yes they are. Stupid people, but people.

Deadpool: And that is why I like you so much. Clark and Cara had an alliterative date, we can only hope. Bruce, Percy and Chuck were in their rooms. Doin' stuff. Possibly with each other. But not with Alex and Effy, who got room service! Ooo, I'm doin' that in the morning now. Weeeeesley got a call about LA from his dad and started to pack. That's... less fun. Katniss found him and there was epic kissing, as is the style. Quinn stopped by and found out he was leaving to get field experience being a rogue demon hunter. What's a rogue demon?

Ghanima: Kennedy rented out a lounge in Vail for Tara's birthday party. Happy birthday, Miss Maclay. Apparently the highlight of the decorations was also a chocolate river in the center of the room for fondue and ice sculptures that didn't melt. Students, I do not need to remind you not to get caught using magic or other gifts in public, yes?

Deadpool: Yeah, leave that to your costume clad chaperon.

Ghanima: There were many guests. Faramir was there, and he and Kennedy discussed how he knows Tara. Raven was enjoying the chocolate, as she should, and Kennedy thanked her for helping with the party. Mr. Wiggin made an appearance, and Kennedy thanked him for his help in making the chocolate river, and Ben teased him about being solitary all week, and they discussed various earth sports. The squirrels are miming something with paddles, and I have no idea what they are trying to infer. Nor do I wish to know, I'm sure. And Karla joined to the line to congratulate Ender on the chocolate river, too.

Deadpool: ...euphemism?

Ghanima: I hope not.

Ghanima: Dolf Wega was taking it all in, and Faramir came over, and learned that Dolf had been spending time on the slopes. Karla and Dolf gleed over skiing and snow, and Kennedy wanted to know if the party was 'too much.' Maladicta was there with her coffee, and Kennedy thanked her for coming before they began discussing trolls. Only Fandom students. Faramir and Maladicta discuss the trip so far, and having a proper attitude to get what you want from people. Admirable. Bobby observantly stops by to comment that Maladicta has found the coffee, but she says she brought her own.

Deadpool: Ah, sweet sweet addiction.

Ghanima: Meanwhile, Ben was indulging in the fondue, which doesn't sound bad to me, and Karla was thanked by Ben for making a good brew. Kennedy came by to thank Ben for his part in building the chocolate river. Diana brought a cat to the party and Kennedy was glad to see her. Sookie also enjoyed the chocolate river, and congraduates Karla on her work, and admits that she stole a kitchen. How do you steal a kitchen? And Kennedy threatened to hug Sookie.

Deadpool: That's freakin' cruel, Kennedy. Don't you do that.

Ghanima: Do you need a hug? I can call the mayor...

Deadpool: ...you wouldn't.

Ghanima: I would.

Deadpool: You twisted woman.

Ghanima: Bobby was there, indulging in all the food. Kennedy came around offering hugs, and Sookie comments on how impressed she is with Bobby. Karla and Bobby make plans for a future chocolate party. Ariel is there too, despite not knowing Tara well, and Kennedy comes by to make sure she's having fun!

Deadpool: Karla showed up to also get her mingle on. She got a highfive from Kennedy for the chocolate river idea. Yeah, totally saw that one on YouTube. Tahiri who is not made out of sesame paste ate strawberries from that river before Ben stopped by for all the praise. Emma Lite was there and told Kennedy that she wouldn't miss a party with a chocolate river. So, so many jokes about her fruity lil' group of bad guys there. So many. Alexander also stopped by and got the talk from Kennedy about his trip so far.

Deadpool: Oooh, there was dancing to Madonna by Kennedy and Tara. There were also gifts and cake. Mmmm. Cake. Sookie explained to Tara that the cake is illegal and not for the ingredients, but because she had to break into places to make it. That's better.

Ghanima: Cake is never illegal.

Deadpool: But it can be a lie.

Deadpool: And the birthday girl in purple! Hurraaaaay. Or something. Faramir wished her one big birthday. But no more than that. That's cold man, cold. Raven said happy birthday too and they talked about how the year has passed quickly. This is true. Geeze, it's October. Dolf and his ridiculous name talked abnout chocolate body scrubs with Tara. Kinky. Frosty the Snowman threatened to get her a cane for this birthday. Hey. Just because you X-Dweebs never seem to age, doesn't mean anything. Kennedy offered cheesecake and they talked about going to cuddle on the dance floor. Which would only be awkward. Maladicta and her talked about how long she's been dating Kennedy and various other non-lesbian related holidays. Diana wished her a happy birthday and made an unknown joke about being 17. Squirrels, clearly we can't laugh if we don't know the joke. Karla was also all up in this wishing thing and there was talk of sneaking Dolf into the spa on island. Was he kicked out at some point?

Ghanima: I don't think so. You won't have to sneak, Dolf.

Deadpool: But if you want in the lady parts? I suggest a nice wig.

Ghanima: That you would even suggest that disturbs me. I'm hanging up, Wade. Try not to fall asleep in the hot tub. You'll get wrinkles.

Deadpool: Love you too, babe. Sleep well, Fandom!