Chuck: Yes, more rum for everyone. Save Humphrey, because he's a wuss.

Dan: Hey!

*sad squeaking*

Chuck: I know, I know. I'm going to miss you too.

Dan: You guys will still have me around. Doesn't that make you feel better?

*silence*

Chuck: Nobody likes you, Humphrey.

Dan: For a second there I was sad you were leaving. *sigh* This is Dan and Chuck one last time with WTFH Fandom radio. Let's get on with the news so I can get away from the drunk squirrels.



School

Dan: Jono was dusting the library for some reason and got teased by Didi for it. There's also something about Bono that I don't get.

Chuck: I don't get a lot of things about Bono. U2 sucks.

Dorms

Chuck: James was working with his sword in the Salle. So many jokes could be made from that, I don't even know where I'd begin. Hiccup isn't a toy anymore, which is good, but received bad news from home, which is bad. So he and Toothless left. Ino was listening to music loudly and Jacob asked her to turn it down. Wuss. Zack came back from a run and got teased by Ino for it. What is with you chicks today? Emma had a nightmare, which sucks. Raven, naturally, came to check up on her and Beka hoped she wasn't responsible for waking up her roomie. Don't worry, you're not.

Town

Dan: Ariel met Christian for their date, and just as they're about to kiss, her dad shows up, gives her voice back and forces her to go home.

Chuck: I hate when that happens.

Dan: What? Does that seriously happen often?

Chuck: Of course not, Humphrey, you virginal idiot.

Dan: I'm not an idiot. Anyway, Biff and Ellie were alone during their respective work shifts, while Blysse got a visit from Ben. Clark opened Caritas, where Drake threw himself a party. Karla brought Drake a bottle of wine to share and, on a related note, Shunsui was just there for the alcohol. Oh that's nice. Anakin insisted Rory made him come, because he has to maintain that badass persona or something, and Deadpool discussed the possibility of Drake coming back as a zombie. Rory wanted Drake and Anakin to sing a duet, which I'm sure went over well, while Kennedy insisted on buying Drake a drink. Both Mitchell and Price didn't know what the party was for, but Drake explained it to them.

Chuck: Karla and Didi tried to remember this was a happy occasion. Drinking more booze makes things happier. Christian claimed that he saw a girl turn into a mermaid, which Drake blew off as a Fandom thing and had Deadpool telling him he was nuts. Deadpool calling someone else nuts...that doesn't seem right. Bobby, Piper and Sookie said their goodbyes to Drake...this week is going to be depressing, isn't it? Sookie and Karla promised to help each other out during this trying time and Bobby comforted Sookie too. Girls, all three of you.

Dan: Farnsworth had no idea how he got to the party, but Drake gave him a drink anyway, and Rory mocked Anakin for not drinking. Okay, seriously, girls are mean today. Jono hugged Karla and stared at Sookie, weird, while Warren had to deal with a drunk Bobby and Karla. And that's it from us tonight.

Chuck: And me permanently.

*sad squeaking*

Chuck: I'm sorry. I'd stay if I could, really.

Dan: Any last words, Chuck?

Chuck: It's been fun mocking you for the last few years, Fandom.

Dan: Nice. Goodnight, guys!