Dan: Good evening, Fandom, and Happy August.

Chuck: Don't remind me. I only have a month left to annoy you people.

Dan: Twenty-six days, actually. Not that I have it marked and underlined on a calendar with a bunch of smiley faces on it.

Chuck: Well someone's gone to the top of my "To annoy" list.

Dan: Goddammit.



School

Dan: Jonothon was working in the library today, but was also emo'ing, which explained the amount of visitors he had coming in to make him feel better. Didi suggested they go for a walk, Rosalind let up on her usual teasing and asked for Jono to help her find a book. Distraction is a great method to get rid of emo. Raven showed up with an apology and Kurt showed up with candy. Mmm candy.

Dorms

Chuck: Bobby met up with Sookie at the dorms and she got to explain that her trip home didn't go so well. They never do. Triela was at the shooting range, but was staring at her weapons rather than shooting them. Scully criticized Triela's shooting, and interrogates her on her background. Oh that's nice. Leda came in announcing who her killed her parents which is...a weird thing to be reporting on.

Town

Dan: Seriously. Deadpool was having trouble trying to understand dog!Cable at their place, but the confusion didn't last for too long, considering the dog turned back into a giant guy. Rosalind found a wolf in the preserve and tells it she's not leaving until she gets to talk to Jacob and, lo and behold, shortly after Jacob appeared. Mitchell had a chat with the owner of the movie theater about how business sucked. Hayley was relaxing in the park, and Hinata came across her and expressed her excitement about Hayley being back. Biff, Blysse, Aphrodite and Barney were at their jobs and there's something about porn and edible body paint in there, but I don't want to go into detail about that gross stuff.

Chuck: Porn and edible body paint are awesome, what the hell is wrong with you?

Dan: Me? What's wrong with--ugh, nevermind. Only a few weeks left. Goodnight, Fandom. Have a good week!