Brooke: Good evening, Fandom! Welcome to your weekly date with Brooke and Jaina, I'm sure you're all very happy about that-

Jaina: Stop introing and let's just get this over with.

Brooke: Are you being crabby again?

Jaina: You always call me that. This week's just been... back to normal.

Brooke: PMS?

Jaina: Stop blaming everything on PMS and read school notes.


School!

Brooke: The good thing about me doing this part is that it's the last week of the term, so it's like celebrating a week of freedom for people.

Jaina: Nice spin.

Brooke: I try. Survival had to survive a Wraith attack in uniform-

Jaina: A what attack?

Brooke: Uh, Wraith?

Jaina: ... I think that means something different than what I thought. Carry on.

Brooke: Life's Little Quirks had to talk about how they would deal with some problems, Criminal Justice talked about the case they've been trying to solve and finally got answers, Thermawhatsis had a Q&A, Practical Weaponry fought zombies, because we didn't have enough of those this year... Dinah and Arthur both got detention for missing class, and Rose thanked Professor Sadist- yeah, you thought I forgot about that detention- for a useful class. Kiss up.

Principal Winchester was hard at work in her office, and Daisy got a visit from Peyton before she heads back home. Sam had Rachel in the library to talk demons, Claire getting gardening books, and his last visits from Dean and Peter. Awww.


Dorms!

Jaina: Griff sat down to read, which must have been difficult with all the people visiting him today. Fiona's a cat, so there's that to deal with, Karev told him about last night's date with Effy, Sookie was checking out his book and talking what kind of books they like, and Claudia wanted him to alleviate her boredom. Liir told Joan about his want to start a support group for people trying to avoid destinies/legacies. Rose got called home, and Jack Priest got to say goodbye. I did not check my phone till late.

Brooke: Aww. My turn. Deal. Hannibal started redecorating the room, which had Peyton and Angela ogling, and Angela sort of helped after a while. Danny was inviting boys into his room- try milkshakes- and Francine's studying was interrupted thank god by Porn Guy, who came bearing cookies, and Katina, who'll allow her to take pictures at the final tomorrow.

Jaina: I'm sure that won't lead to any embarrassment at all. In the second floor common room, Zack was wanting to get his gerbil some exercise...

*long pause*

Brooke: That sounded weird to you too?

Jaina: Uh huh. Riggins had to wonder how much exercise a gerbil really needs, Hannibal was glad his girlfriend's no longer fuzzy, and Zack shared that his gerbil was not a good dogsitter. That would be one hell of a talented gerbil otherwise. Jack Priest had to avoid the maze to get to the fridge while Kaylee hd ideas on how to improve it, and she and Ben wondered why they never seem to leave their rooms. Ben, by the way, thinks the maze is astral.

Brooke: What does that even mean?

Jaina: It means astral. Keep up. In the fifth floor common room, Tahiri wasn't too happy with a soccer game, and I'm still laughing at you for that. Just so you know. Rachel thinks sports are too violent, so apparently soccer is perfect for that. Tell me you're not spreading the addiction. Tahiri was surprised Worf knows the sport, and ten she and Mirax got to know each other. Huh.

Brooke: I'm bored.

Jaina: Fine, you can finish this section and I won't complain at all.

Brooke: I'm holding you to that. Outside the dorms, Turtle decided it was time to burn Professor Hotass' gym uniforms. And there was much rejoicing. She explained to Leto why they needed to die, and turned this into a StuCo president bid with Adam. Elle wondered if they shouldn't be donated instead of burned, but Turtle won't do that to the less fortunate. Besides, as she told Shilo, their manufacturing was less than green. And Yakko just brought marshmallows. That kid needs a campfire intervention, maybe.

Karla and Merlin led the magic reserves in communication, with cookies! Rachel brought tea, which doesn't really go with cookies, but to each their own. Karla wanted to know how Alex liked the cookies, Francine and Tara played catchup, Leo was suspicious of the cookies, Leda was wary and Diana wouldn't even touch them. That's kind of rude. They couldn't have been that bad. Arthur was there as usual, maybe to watch them discuss communication. Diana can call anyone without a phone, so she's head of communications. So can I. It's called yelling. Karla told Leto a bit about her trip home and gave him a present, lading to what the squirrel has decided is a date, and Merlin makes the best cookies ever. The end.

Jaina: Except for town.

Brooke: Except for town.


Town!

Jaina: Jack Burton was confused by the Tin Foil Hats at Imperial Brim, and Karla and Layla organized a spa day. A very blonde spa day. Emma tried to pretty Layla up, but Layla says she's marrying Jamie. All right. Emma was able to talk Dinah into getting her makeup done, though. Karla learned more about bikini waxes than she probably wanted to, Emma and Elena decided they wanted mimosas, Dinah decided Layla is a walking Wikipedia, Karla and Dinah talked about nail polishes and detention, Elena warned Dinah about possible time loop issues, and Layla tried to explain the benefits of a seaweed wrap to Karla.

Brooke: Can I just say you reading all that is hilarious?

Jaina: No. Naomi got her weekly visit from Jack Burton at Stark Industries, Valentine had her laptop at the hotel, Shilo opened the York Gallery, KatinaIno were sketching at their respective jobs, and Tim was at Android's Dungeon trying to get one of those. Alice was thoughtful at Groovy Tunes, Rachel was happily working at MCA, and Irulan paid a little visit to Alex Cabot. Castiel was with his laptop at the Perk, and talked to Dean about something to do with sleeping with a fallen angel.

Brooke: Wait, go back to that. I wanna hear more about that.

Jaina: No some more. Vince was shocked Castiel didn't like his hair, Professor Mode hung up posters for tomorrow's Fashion Show-

Brooke: Way scarier than mine, I promise!

Jaina: Joan had a kitten with her at Covent Garden, Veronica hung out at the gym and Tyler congratulated her on her marriage, and she snarked on him for his relationship. You got surprise marred in Vegas. Might want to be careful with who you make fun of. Dani Reese also came to say hi, and Samuel gave his resignation at the clinic. At Caritas-

Brooke: Yeah, okay, Caritas is mine, thanks. Robin opened up to wedding talk, with Deadpool checking out the rock, and Marshall- I mean, someone entirely not Marshall- came to squee. Deadpool and Minsc made plans for Chad's Show without yelling, Fred came in for a beer and told Minsc his class suggestion for next term, and Robin assured Minsc she is neither a thief nor a ninja. No word on whether he or the hamster believed her.


Jaina: And that's another week done, and one more week closer to never doing this again.

Brooke: Anyone ever tell you you're exceedingly cheerful? Good night, Fandom! Put her in a better mood next week or you're dealing with her on your own!