Jaina Brooke would be so proud, I'm doing an intro and everything. Hello, Fandom, my name's Jaina, I have radio these nights. And for you live listeners, sorry, we're not usually on this late, but I've got time lag like you wouldn't believe and also, I'm working on something.

*sound of a phone ringing*

Jaina: While we're waiting, I just want to thank all the new kids for not being related to me.

Brooke: Wha... Hello?

Jaina: Brooke! How soon you forget your old friends!

Brooke: ....It's two am.

Jaina: Yes it is. And if you look to your window, you'll find a squirrel waiting with your share of tonight's notes.

Brooke: Wait. You woke me up to do radio with you over the phone?

Jaina: The radio audience voted for Brooke and Jaina, the radio audience gets Brooke and Jaina. And you picked the wrong time to mess with me.

Brooke: Why, are you PMS'ing or something?

Jaina: ...I'm going to blame that on you just waking up. Speaking of which, I gave you school notes. So I guess this means you're up.

Brooke: I hate you so much more than I did last week.


School

Brooke: Survival had its first class where they found out they're going to surviving. I'd think that goes without saying, but I'm working on like two hours' sleep since yesterday, Jaina. There were uniforms- HA, your turn, suckers!- and did the introduction thing, and Turtle the TA talked with Jon about Claire. Not your John.

Jaina: Not my John. You are tired, wow.

Brooke: Remember this. Something about quirks met and did intros, and George and Elena tried to figure out what their job is as TA. Daisy's still feeding Loki, and Ronon who I feel I can call by his first name instead of something like Professor Hotass brought his Barbie doll girlfriend to show off. Criminal Justice had Gibbs explaining and then more introductions, along with forensic kits and fingerprints and a Jack got picked to TA. A lot of people getting picked for that today.

Therma- Some forensics class did introductions, *yawn* sorry, Jaina sucks. Practical Weaponry did the explanation/introductions thing. Rose and Kyle are TAing it up, which Kyle needed info about, and he thanked Rose for taking him to the clinic. Kyle, is it? I don't know your name, so I will assume you're new. The clinic is not a thing to see your first week. Learn from this, whatever you did.

And then in the library, Sam got a visit from Peter, who'd better miss me. Gibbs got visits from Zima-

Jaina: Ziva.

Brooke: What?

Jaina: It says her name's Ziva.

Brooke: Mine's better. And from Tony DiNozzo, who got to witness him turning into a dog. Nice. That kind of week, huh? Daisy stuck around after feeding Loki, Ghanima was popular today with visits from Leto, who talked about classes and Karla, Dinah wanting some advice, and speaking of Karla, she showed too. Can I stop now?

Jaina: Sure. Get back in bed or something while I go through the next part.

Brooke: I never got out of bed.

Jaina: How'd the squirrels get in to give notes then?

Brooke: .....I don't know...


Dorms

Jaina: Over in Lightning Bug, Layla was kind enough to warn her cabimnates before turning into encyclopedias, and Ino spent a good long time on the phone, followed by more time on the phone. I know how that goes, actually She also met Elle Woods and told her about a party going on.

Brooke: Why did you use a last name there? We have multiple Elles now?

Jaina: Yep. I think we're up to two Elles, an Ellie, and Eleanor...

Brooke: Someone there hates me.

Jaina: Probably. Rose was late for her sparring date with Worf, so he turned into a kitten. I'm pretty sure the squirrels took some artistic license there. If you're in rumor Gal, Edmund has invited you to a group dinner, so you should look into that, and in Abaranger, Angela got a visit from Hannibal, and they talked about class and such along with why him walking around half naked in the cabin might be bad with a bunch of newbies around. Tahiri was watching a soccer game, and I knew you were going to end up watching that sport.

Francine and Merlin-

Brooke: Porn Guy.

Jaina: I'm not calling him that. Francine and Merlin went up to the sixth floor kitchen for some cooking-

Brooke: Euphemism?

Jaina: I haven't missed you. Rose brought the Worf kitten up to the roof of our cabin, where she met Elena. I'm sorry I missed this. I think it's hilarious when people are kittens and it's not me.

Ben was in the salle, where Zack was all excited to see how lightsabers work, Zack and Tahiri made a date for some weapons showing- not dirty, squirrel, sheesh- and Ben showed off for Tahiri. That's safe. I can deal with that.

The magic reserves met, with Karla introducing the rookies to how things work, and sets them to mingling while noticing Arthur lurking. Dinah told Karla what's going on with Tony, and Karla said hi to Tara who didn't seem too big on mingling. This may be why Leda only waved. Agnes assured Tara that no one's vampires here- are you sure? Do you know where we are?- Francine was taking names-

Brooke: *yawn* Was she kicking ass, too?

Jaina: Why not. Liir was confident, Karla made sure she didn't sound dumb during her intro- I'm sure you did fine- and Agnes was there with her hat. Oh-kay. And all this before introductions.

Brooke: I hate the first week back. I'd say sucks to be you all but here I am.

Jaina: What's that they say? Too bad, so sad? Arthur made Karla self-conscious, and Merlin's door is always open.

Brooke: He has a name. *yawn*

Jaina: Stop that. You're making me want to do that. And then Helen was making s'mores at the Spooky Things campfire, where Yakko confused her by waiting for a cab, while Mirax thought he might be waiting a while. ....Wait, who? She also got marshmallows from Helen, and seriously, how did I miss her? Adora talked to Helen about classes and gushed about Edward-

Brooke: Awww. *yawn*

Jaina: Okay, Mirax. I know you probably don't know me so this is going to sound weird, but I have a very selfish request here. Just, whatever you do, for the sake of my sanity, do not date Leto or George. That's all I ask.

Brooke: You've gotten weirder in a week.


Town

Brooke: I seem to have these too. Great. Samuel was at the clinic wanting to sleep. I KNOW THE FEELING.

Jaina: I thought you were a night owl.

Brooke: I can stay up late when I wasn't up till four doing actual work.

Jaina: That's my line.

Brooke: *yawn* Shhhhh. Joan was worried at the flower shop and Penelope came by to show off her new nose. Hopefully it was attached to her.

Jaina: Oh come on.

Brooke: I'm tiiiiiiiiiired. Jack Burton visited Naomi at Stark Industries, Cable met up in the park with Jean while hanging out with Jan, and Irulan was there with her hat. Shilo opened up the York Gallery, and Ino was in a mood at Wellspring Arms. Can I take a break now? My brain hurts from sleep talking.

Jaina: I'll give you a little reprieve. Katina was escaping her cabinmates at work. Yeah, about that. Katina, I'm gone till this weekend, I think,so there's an alcove open in Galaxy Quest if you need it. I'm just putting that out there. She got a visit from Ino, Gunther was not happy with Valentine's German at the Arms, where she and Jack Priest talked books, and Ben told her we have no new relatives this time. Not too long till it's fall, you know. Haley was "rocking" at Guilty as Charged, and she and Daisy talked about their plans for MHA on wheels. I feel like I need backstory there. And Irulan was still enjoying her hat at Imperial Brim. I feel slightly odd saying the name of that store, I won't lie.

Jon and CLaire talked about cheerleading at Android's Dungeon, Alice wanted to promote Chad's show at Groovy Tunes, where Leda was checking out CD's-

Brooke: Goooo Chad.

Jaina: Turtle went to Cabot and Associates to change her schedule, Bobby brought George and Kyle to Luke's for burgers, and posters went up advertising support services and a TV- watching party. Penelope opened Caritas, where talked classes with Hurley and caught up with Hoshi, who worried Hurley with apparently drunken rambling. And Tony DiNozzo wand Professor Brennan caught up in the lounge to talk about Professor Gibbs.


Jaina: There, we're done. So Brooke, next week you be around when I call, and I don't drag you out of bed at two am. Got that?

*silence*

Brooke: Zzzzzz.

Jaina Brooke says good night, Fandom.