Brooke: Happy Wednesday, everyone. This is Brooke, and- Um. That's not Peter, is it?

Jaina: It's John.

Brooke: This is the second time this week there's been a bunny in here? I think that makes it a trend. Can I pet him?

Jaina: Uh, sure, I guess, if he lets you.

Brooke: That's so weird. I was sure his fur would feel like gel.


School!

Jaina: Healthy Living shared recipes for their last class, and also chocolate muffins. I guess those are healthy now? I'm all right with that. My Life as a Buddy Movie had a joust, though Maron got out of it due to pacifism. Loki was interested in Fiona's necklace- stop making that face, Brooke- and of course Daisy and Amber were both there with food. Only now that class is over do I wonder how that got to be a thing.

Criminal Justice hit the shooting range, but Rachel was exercising her pacifism too, Hinata must've really ticked Gibbs because he kicked her out, Griff was worried because he's not good with guns, and on the other end of the spectrum is Alice, who's more used to shooting to kill. That sounds more right for Fandom, actually. Seduction went over dancing-

Brooke: Your bunny totally perked up there.

Jaina: Hush, the big kids are talking. They had their choice to watch a movie or do some dancing themselves. And Seven Secrets to Success learned their number one rule: to succeed, just do the opposite of what Rimmer would do. I don't know if that's profound or very sad.

Brooke: My turn! Sam had his own bunny boyfriend in the library, and Dean brought carrots when he came at lunch. Good Dean. And Peyton came by to make sure she wasn't all weird with Sam. And then people had office hours, like Glinda, who was doing some reading until Vince stopped by, and he offered to help her with a stuck drawer. Uh huh. Merlin went to see Ghanima about a conversation he had, and geez, squirrels, work harder for your gossip. I want names!


Dorms!

Brooke: So Jack of the Priest sort went to hang out with Dinah, and they talked about people, and-

John: *bunnies*

Brooke: Oh my god, what was that?

Jaina: He does that sometimes.

Brooke: That was the cutest thing ever. Make him do it again.

Jaina: No. You see him glaring at you?

Brooke: Awwww.

Jaina: Anyway. Karla got a good package from home, along with visits from Ben and Jack Burton, who also found Shilo trying out her superhero costume. Dinah also saw he like that, but I think that was on purpose.

At the magical reserve, they played something like magic hide and seek. I'm just going to summarize with 'they mingled' because the squirrels say people were kind of quiet, and then Tony was available while Arthur asked Merlin how everything was going.

Rose ran into Hannibal at the gym, where she tried to get him to show what he'd learned fightingwise by watching movies, and I'm interested in this answer myself. And then in town-

Brooke: Wait wait, you missed this one. Ahem. So Superhero Fashion Show tomorrow. Be there. Seriously. Be there.


Town!

Brooke: At Stark Industries, Naomi got a visit from Jack Burton. I don't care if it happens every week, I'm saying it anyway because I can. And speaking of, Tony Stark, you've got a week to have a chance with this. Snap to it.

Jaina: ...What's that supposed to mean?

Brooke: Nothing. Shilo was doodling over at the York Gallery, Gwynn was doing... I don't know, horsey things? at the Gig-

Jaina: Horsey things?

Brooke: Just let me finish, will you? Haley who is not my Haley but is awesome anyway found the A/C was dead at her work, and Katina had her easel out at Strokes of Genius, where someone by the name of Ino might
have evidence that Katina's a nice person. I'm sure Lacey would love to hear that.

Jaina: I' somehow doubt that would change things there. Valentine was at the Arms where she was rewarded for passing a German lesson by cleaning fish. I.... Wow, do I hope that was just a horribly confused squirrel, Val. Ino was checking on the plants at Wellspring Arms, and Tony Stark-

Brooke: One week!

Jaina: Why do you keep saying that?

Brooke: Nothing you need to worry your less pretty Brookealike head about.

Jaina: Anyway, he went to visit Tyler at the gym and making sure he didn't take up sewing or knitting. I don't know, that might be fun to see. Claire was in a good mood at the comic shop while Joan was loving the quiet at the flower shop. I'd say I'd think the flowers wouldn't make much noise, and then I remember where we are and I realize I can't make statements like that.

Brooke: If plants start talking back, I blame you.

Jaina: It'd be interesting to see if Ino loved me or hated me for that. Hinata wandered the park after getting kicked out of class, and she and Triela discussed strategy there.

Brooke: When you get kicked out of class, there have to be better things to spend your ditch time talking about. It was Amber's last day at Turtle Canary, and she was buffing the floors. Turtle was surprised to find her happy to be buffing the floors. With very good reason. Shilo came to get chocolate, and Liir came by with cupcakes he made at Cafe Fina, and G'Kar came back from a trip home to find the buffing. Amber, do you do carpets? Because I had a nail polish spill-

Jaina: Don't make me 'anyway' you again. Johnny had his last day at Luke's, and Savannah brought him coffee and they made plans, Alex- the lawyer- was in a mood at work, and Alice is celebrating a year in Fandom. When people who got here after me start having anniversaries, I start feeling a little old.

Brooke: I got here a year and a half ago. How does that make you feel?

Jaina: Grateful you're not here much longer.

Brooke: Okay, I walked into that one. Penelope was Shirley Templing it up at Caritas, and Hurley suggested a party for her before she goes. Aww. Jack Burton was confused by the definition of a Shirley Temple, and Romeo chatted about leaving with Penelope while waiting to ask Jenny to take over Pixie Dust. Monday. I better see you before you go, Romeo! No question!


Brooke: Quiet day today.

Jaina: I'll take it. It means we can get out of here.

Brooke: It's weird hearing you refer to a rabbit in a 'we' sense.

Jaina: Are you sure you've been here a year and a half?

Brooke: Can the bunny you speak for say good nig- OOH HE YAWNED. It counts! Night, Fandom!