What up, Fandom? This is Emmett Cullen with WTFH Fandom radio. How y'all doing? Keeping up with the drama?

...apparently not. There's not a lot of news today. Booooooooring.



Schooliness

Childhood Development focused on school-aged kids today. I know because I was there. We sat in a circle and shared memories of elementary school. I didn't mind the memory sharing thing but do you know how hard it is for a guy my size to sit Indian-style? It sucks. Food Appreciation talked and ate Mexican food. Management Theory had a movie day and Ethics discussed some story about a chick and a tiger. Huh. Not sure I want the details of that. And there was a mountain of eggs in the office. Is there a chicken in there or something?

The girls with guns club met and Triela had grenade-launching shotguns. Awesome! I want one! Tahiri and Triela talk zombies and Triela also talks about the slower, lame undead with Dinah. There was shooting and Mr. Algren was there doing his advisor thing.

Dormishness

Claire has coffee and Tarot cards on the third floor. My sister says that stuff is crap. And, believe me, she would know. Ned comes in and...look, I'm skipping over the boring part and just mentioning how they talked about the Easter Bunny vs. Godzilla. Obviously the Easter Bunny would win. Leto introduces himself and explains Dune Tarot to Claire and shoots the breeze with Ned. Zayne is practicing lightsaber katas in the Salle. Whatever that means. Jaina distracts Zayne and talks about stuff I don't understand before offering to spar with him. And Tahiri causes Zayne to have remote envy. Buffy was chillin' in her room doing nothing. Awesome. Badgerface was reading a book when Ears stopped by. They talked about nachos. *sighs* Tap that already, Ears.

Townie Times

Leto became a tree in the Preserve. Um...awesome? Hope nobody pees on you. Elsewhere in the Preserve, Arthur and Ears hunt and banter. I want to hunt and banter with you, Ears! It'll be fun! Anyway. Froggy Robin was skateboarding on the boardwalk. Awesome. And in the park, Sam and Peter have a picnic and they talk about how Dean and Chuck getting it on freaks Sam out. Trust me, Dean and Chuck boning freaks us all out, Sam. I'm vaguely worried it's a sign of the apocalypse or something.

...oh great, now I'm going to be on the lookout for plagues of locusts or something.

Loki was sliding around on waxed paper at the MHA and that sounds really goddamn fun. Edward was at Lukes and Adora stopped in. Possibly for kissyface. I don't know. Mary was at the Arms Hotel, Lion-O was at the Fina, Jack was at the Photo Hut and Adam was at the Android's Dungeon. All by their lonesome. Aravis was also all by her lonesome at the Gig. She even had to bring her own hot chocolate. I'm sure Ben will make it up to you. Pepper was surfing the 'net at Stark Industries when her boss, Mr. Tony Stark, asked her if she was tired. Say yes! You'd probably get a vacation or something. And finishing things off, Marshall asked Chuck to hang out at the bar while he does something with his cockamouse. Uh. Gross. Is that what you call it?

Told you nothing went on today! I guess you're all tired or something. I'm out! Night!