Good evening, fellow Fandomites! It's Turtle Wexler here, as usual, for your WTFH Radio News Broadcast for this Sunday night, and I'm glad to say that I'm the right age, the right gender, and I don't have green peas or harpies everywhere. What I do have is a birthday in two days, but that's news for Tuesday, not today!

This is the news for today:




SCHOOL

Lee was probably having a great shift at the library until the Face-Spitter showed up to give Lee his jar back.

I'LL BET YOU FIVE BUCKS THAT HE SPIT IN IT, LEE!

DORMS

Alice seemed a little distracted today in her room, but Leto showed up, which I'm sure helped not at all.

Chuck sat in his room, being smug, and Angela brought back his watch, which he apparently forgot about, and he tells her about the girl-sleepover detention. And making out with Sam.

Sam, who was hiding from Peter, and then made out with him before complaining about how detention sucked. And probably didn't mention...

...I won't say any more, lest I be liable from spreading drama.

And poor Momoko detroyed the Intrawebz. Tru fax.

Grammatical experts everywhere rejoice.

This may or may not have been before Angela was chilling out in the fourth floor common room with popcorn and a book. Hannibal thinks she's up to early, either way, and they discuss the merits of popcorn and lazy days. Which probably means Hannibal isn't working on those goals we talked about. Jack also drops in to get some popcorn breakfast and talk with Angela about chaos.

The Face-Spitter is working out in the gym, because, maybe, one day, he'll learn to fight like a man and not just spit in people's faces. In fact, he has a conversation precisely about not wanting to be a fighter and being a Face-Spitter instead when Dinah shows up for a quick pre-Fight Club workout. Warm-up. I guess.

Peyton watched a sappy movie in the third floor common room. Chad and his ugly cat came in to talk about...his ugly cat and Peyton's worries about Meg, and then talk about college plans and music.

Oh, and Dinah booby trapped the fridge on the third floor common room, like, about fifteen minutes ago. These squirrels are FAST.

TOWN

Since the majority of its members were back to being big enough that you didn't feel like a total jerk punching them, Fight Club was back to normal this week. There was, of course, pre-fight mingling, where Mayor Cable was assaulted by a hugging Ino before explaining to Miss Atreides that he was invited for a fight. By Mister Deadpool, who suggests they set up a playpen in the corner for little Jan, or they could just bring back the ball pit. Tahiri offered to spar with Ichigo if his other fight didn't leave him too beaten, and Dinah told Jen to watch for Tyler's right hook, while Jen gave her the useful advice about holding your own until giant robots show up. Riiiight. Dinah also talked with Adora about training styles. Leto assured Liir that he wouldn't be wasting anyone's time sticking in the corners and Dinah apologized to Ronan for missing his birthday party.

Miss Atredies was kindly offering some extra help for beginners today, too. Jack needs to relax more, Liir needs to remember to breathe more, but I have excellent balance.

And then! Fighting! Katina vs. Marco, Bad Alice vs. Anemone, Ino vs. Ichigo, Andros vs. Arya, and Mister Minsc and Arthur. Mayor Cable and Mister Deadpool, Liir and Dinah, Ichigo and Tahiri, and giant Reno bird and Rikku took advantage of the open sparring, and Hinata tried to explain her powers to Tyler to see if she could join the spars, too.

Blysse opened the Gig, where Tahiri visited and got introduced to the horses. Francine brought treats for Blysse and explained that chocolate grows on trees, in the same way that money actually does, since money is made of paper and chocolate is made from beans. Francine and Tahiri then reveled in their imperviousness to sugar sickness from last weekend.

Sam, the one NOT making out with Chuck Bass, took a nap at Stark Industries.

In less lazy news, Arthur, Merlin, Blysse, and Blind Seer all went a'hunting in the Preserve. And got some furry fish, which still sounds really icky.

And Miss Walker has a new dog! I hope he's not a drooly one like Jeff's! In fact, Miss Walker, next time you want a dog, come talk to me. I can get you a great deal on a very...affectionate Saint Bernard!

Mister Reilly set out baseball stuff at Things Reborn, which seemed to catch Detective Constable Day's attention, yet they wind up making plans for bowling.

Apu watched over Turtle & Canary as G'Kar was probably too busy doing important business stuff.

Jaina and John had some relaxation time at the onsen, where he made fun of her for being OLD.

There was also an exhibit opening at the York Gallery, where people could go and be important because they look at ~art~. Like Face-Spitter, who could look at a million pieces of the greatest art in the world and still be a person who spits on faces. That girl who likes Face-Spitters was there, too, and then Sheriff Cooper and Miss York were all Old People Cute at each other, talking about buying a painting of shoes.

...I do not understand art at all. I'm sorry.

There was talk of sports bets at Caritas, and I am intriiiigued.

And Ronan worked on a laptop that I bet he got for a birthday present at the clinic.



And there's your news! It's nice to have a quiet Sunday after some of the more eventful ones. That said, next week, I'll probably be cursing over how much is going on, as usual.

Good night, and have a prosperous tomorrow!