Good evening, fellow Fandomites! I hope you've all had a great evening! This is T.R. Wexler, back on the air for WTFH on this Friday, November the Fourteenth! I apologize for sticking you with the face-spitter last week, but, hello! Wedding! Willow and Peter! Castles and talking animals! But I'm back now, to read the news and here we go!


SCHOOL

Chemistry class worked on explosives, like molotov cocktails, but only after they turned in their papers. Probably so none of them used it to help fuel the fire.

Student Council met, as usual, and we discussed a winter festival and new handbooks, and then ate sandwiches, which Mister Petrelli brought for us because he's awesome like that.

In Evil Class, we got into our awful uniforms and played real American football. Well, not so much played as just tossed a ball around, but you know. It wasn't so bad that way.

And Awesome Class got to work in Leonardo daVinci's lab and even got to meet the guy. Now you see why I call it Awesome Class.

Mister Cullen was making posters in his office, going through copious amounts of glitter, and Miss Aly enjoyed some funny archive tapes in her office. Mister Winchester had funny emails and Miss Garrett had a lot of writing, and the Doctor tried to fix his shoe with a sonic screwdriver. I don't know what a sonic screwdriver is, but I think we should get some to sell at Turtle & Canary.

Buffy was a little late to open the library, which no one ever goes to on a Friday, anyway, except total nerd like Cal.


DORMS

Amber is back to being Amber and is no longer a kitten; yay Amber! And Cal was being emo about something. Savannah was all cold-y tonight, but, hey! At least her boyfriend is not a lynx anymore, yay!

Ino got ready for her date with Ichigo, who picks her up after he freaked out all morning. Ender told him to take a chill pill, while Angela is far more helpful.

And, of course, there was Eric's birthday party out on the deck, with all sorts of classic movies and shirtless waiters and I'm still not really sure what one has to do with the other. Of course, people arrived; there were presents, shows that still make me vaguely uncomfortable, and dancy-mingly party things. Angela and Blair talked about Blair's faaaavorite movie and discuss a super slumber party. Chuck compliments Blair on both get-up and set-up. Eric was a bit flabbergasted by the lengths Blair took for his party. Flabbergasted is an awesome word. Kaylee and a nervous Ned were there being all cute, I'm sure.

Hannibal met some of Chuck's dancer friends, and Eric chatted with Hannibal a little nervously. Meanwhile, Eric and Chuck discuss pets, in the form of pets that aren't usually pets, if you know what I mean. No, squirrel, that's not dirty, don't look at me like that. Ugh, perv.

TOWN

Robin Not-a-Frog got ready to leave, which makes her and Constable Fraser all sad, and Anemone talked to herself down by the boardwalk. No Longer Just Agent Cooper came home to tell Miss York about his promotion, which I'll get to later!

Andrew was reading comics to himself down by the beach; Robin came by and said hi. Miss Aly was also down at a different part of the beach, where she and No Longer Sheriff Mustang said good-bye.

Edmund was all set to work at the Gig; Viki took to coloring after she finished cleaning at Strokes of Genius. Miss York stopped by to buy some supplies and talk with Viki about art.

Kaylee was working hard as usual at Stark Industries; Ben came by and showed off his droid. Doctor Tam was trying to write a letter at the Perk and chatted with Mister Mars a little. Jenny was, quote, 'out to lunch,' sure, at Pixie Dust, and Liir was a little down as he read at Book Haven, and the cheese in in danger at Pizza Planet.

Rikku was bouncy, surprise surprise, at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, while, by contrast, Eve was trying to stay awake at the York Gallery. Mayor Cable was being an EXTREME mayor by working out to the EXTREME at Atlas Gym. Balloons manned the desk at the Arms Hotel, which make me really glad that it's not Jeff's day. Mister Reilly fiddled with a camera at Things Reborn before Teddy came around to talk with him. Ichigo and Ino had a date filled with awkward goodness at Sushi Station.

Ella had Wokling duty at Luke's Diner, where Viki came in and confused the crap out of her, big surprise, and Mister Minsc and a entrourage of critters came in for food and ended up just playing with the Wokling. Awww!

Mister Loki got a headstart on decorating for Christmas at MHA, where Detective Constable Day offered to help and ended up getting a dance out of it, and Mister Biff talked with Mister Lokia bout the poor decorations and his daaaaaaate with Detective Constable Day.

Hurley tried not to sleep at Covent Garden Flowers; is it really THAT hard to stay awake at work, people? And Hinata came by to see him. Chad made plans to leave Groovy Tunes early.


At the Android's Dungeon, Dor talked to a game cartridge about the new Bund flick, before I came in to interview Miss Walker about the shop for the paper. I got talked to by comics wanting me to buy them. That was a little weird, especially the one that kept telling me that his parents were DEEEEAAAAAD.

The trooper station was busy today, although, thankfully, not because of crime! It turns out Sheriff Mustang as actually now General Mustang, and Agent Cooper is now Sheriff Cooper! A change in the guard! Detective Constable Day and Mister......you know, that Kowlaski guy's got to have a proper title. Get onto figuring out what that is for me, Squirrels. Anyway, they talked about healthy lunch options. Kowlaski also accused the new sheriff of being too chipper, and then General Mustang informed Kowalski about the changing of the guards.

That's the most excitement that place has had for a while.

Mister Tino was giving Mister Bindo the silent treatment at Caritas; Mister Bindo didn't seem to mind. Jaina stopped by to talk with Mister Bindo about insanity and gardening.

Yup. Gardening. Or plants. Close enough.

And Ronan had a slow day at the clinic, which is always good news.



And that's the end of the news! Good night, Fandom, and have a prosperous tomorrow!