Reno: So! Another Tuesday, yo. And we got classes again. You know, just when you think you got a good thing goin', the school year reasserts itself like some kinda... educational... institutional... thingie, zoto.

Jenny: I think the wheels just fell off your simile.

Reno: Thingie is a technical term, ain't it?

Jenny: Not...to the best of my knowledge, no. Sorry.

Reno: Well, can't say I didn't make the effort, yo. You think you can do any better, Jenny?

Jenny: Well, I could make some trite comment about the circle of life, but for some reason I suspect that would lead to the squirrels breaking into song.

Reno: Yeah. That kinda thing moves us all. Like a wheel of fortune, or maybe a leap of faith, or a... band of hope? Uh. Okay. I'm givin' up on the similes now. This educational crap is for the smart kids. We got notes?

Jenny: We do indeed have notes.

School: It's the Ciiiiiiircle of Liiiiiiife

Jenny: Let's do office hours news first this week, just to change things up a bit. Today, Deadpool stopped by Fraser's office hours to ask if he should give his students fire and alcohol. I'm going with 'yes.' Miss Bennet, far more boringly, had tea and a letter during her own office hours. Art class talked about cubism, which disturbed Sokka, and then we worked on art. Savannah was our TA, Lily was our teacher, blah blah biddy blah. Ethics class talked about a bunch of boring stuff--excuse me, 'diligence>, temperance, and forgiveness.' I'll pass. Anakin did some sort of answer me these questions three bit, the questions being about diligence and foolhardiness, forgiving oneself for bad choices, and killing an old man.

*"One of These Things Is Not Like the Others" plays*

Jenny: There were TAs, one of whom was crankier than the other, and then there was Professor Skywalker, who's always cranky. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Reno: Ain't nothin' wrong with cranky at all when the cranky person can be scary, too, yoto. Movin' on so we cover everything the stack of notes touches, Superhuman Physics had their midterm, yo. That bouncy kid Momoko freaked out before the test, but I think the rest of the class handled the testy thing with... grace and... courage, and junk. Hunting 101 covered shapeshifters, a lesson which included makin' bullets after the lecture, zoto. Okay. That's the most useful soundin' class I ever had to read about on a Tuesday. Just sayin'. Momoko asked Prof Winchester what counts as shapeshiftin'. I'm sorta willin' to bet that it includes things that, like, change shape. Home Ec class had their midterm too, yo. Hoshi was there with recipes, and Lulu was there with... I dunno. The test?

Jenny: No clue. Anemone opened the library today, and Ichigo and Romeo came in to work on their project, while the strange frog child just needed a quiet place to be felt. It appears he may have chosen the wrong place, however, as Dr. Jones was drawn in by thrown books. Doesn't sound very quiet. For shame.

Reno: I thought libraries were supposed to be all hush-hush?

Jenny: Perhaps you've been doing it wrong. Ahem.

Reno: .... Hot.

Dorms: They Mooooove Us Allllllll~

Reno: This morning in the gym, Worf was beatin' up on poor, defenseless punchin' bags, yo. John showed up for what the squirrels call "learnin's." Just so there ain't no question about that, I might not talk good, but that was how that one was written in the notes. Later in the gym, Ben continued the trend of kickin' the snot outta the punchin' bag. Gavin showed up and weaseled why he was so cranky outta him. Somethin' about parents weekend and people who aren't other people and hey look, a diversion!

*hollow acorn thump*

Reno: Ow. Jaina wasn't too surprised to see Ben in the gym, either. He mentioned that she went away, and he don't like bein' left behind, and she told him that the person who wasn't the other people is showin' up for the weekend. Jacen? Am I even sayin' that right? Some guy. In the second floor common room, watch out for fallin' flour. You second-floorers can thank Tony for that special weather forecast, yo.

Jenny: Jamie bounced a ball against his wall until Temari came in and said they had to talk. That's never good. Sokka and Jamie did crazy stuff, because they're Sokka and Jaime, and then Jamie told Triela he wants a monkey. Why, when he's already got Sokka? Perhaps he could settle for a fish, as Michael is looking to give one away. After Ethics class, Ender was thoughtful, and Ben got a call from home about Parents' Weekend. I have no parents, whee! Ned had cake.

...No, I'm just kidding, Ned had pie, of course. Lois spoke German at him, which backfired because Ned doesn't speak German. Silly Lois. Ned gave Lois and Kaylee pie, but if he was a kind man, he would have given the squirrel some, because really, it's having a nervous breakdown about the pie here.

Reno: We can pick it up one of those lard-encrusted cheapy-cheap pieces of crap after the broadcast, maybe. For now, just give it more rum and tell it to breathe, yo. Elsewhere, Joan brought Blysse some dinner. Chinese food. What's a Chinese? Meg was unpackin' after bein' away, and Hoshi joined the masses as another kid who got a message from home about the incoming crowd this weekend. Kinda makes me glad I don't got parents to worry about. Ugh. In the fourth floor common room, Aravis had a couch, a dog, and candy. Harvey, not to be confused with Harley or Hurley, stopped by to talk to her about eatin' cereal for dinner, which the squirrel recommends, yo. He would. Squirrels'll eat damn near anything, if you let 'em. Ben the punchin' bag abuser offered to make some hot chocolate for Aravis, and Teddy modeled his dorky pajamas before tradin' popcorn for some of that candy.

Town: Through Despaaaaaaaaaaaaair and Hoooooooope

Jenny: Aravis opened the Gig this morning, because in case you didn't know, it's the twenty-first century, yet this town has a livery stable. I don't know either. At the hotel, Mary was interviewing for new housekeepers, and G'Kar came in to apologize for that weekend I thought we were all pretending never happened. At Cafe Fina, Lion-o sang to the utensils, and at Turtle and Canary, Jan felt twitchy. Did someone let a horsefly loose in there? Penelope decided to shun traditional emo places in favor of the park. Other park denizens included Tully--seriously? Tully?--and Simon. No word on their state of emo. At that new apartment building, Loki manned the desk and was bored, while Ino was tired at the flower shop. My, the entire town is down today, isn't it? Ichigo visited Ino, though, perhaps he cheered her up. At Book Haven, Hinata actually got a customer when Hurley came in for recommendations. And at Groovy Tunes, Teyla tried to stay upbeat. Is that a pun?

Reno: If it is, the squirrel is about as good with puns as I am with similes, zoto. At Coyote Medicine, the sweaty guy was once again shirtless. Murdock stopped in for a cowboy hat. I kinda fail to see what a cowboy hat has to do with medicine, but we'll go with it anyhow, okay? Jack was ponderin' the meaning of SLR at the Photo Hut. But, really now, what the heck does that mean? Squirrely Little Rodents? *Acorn thump* I was askin' for that one, yo. In any case, Murdock paid him a visit. Apparently, it was 'awkward.' That kinda sounds inappropriate for a teacher-student relationship. Just sayin'.

Jenny: You know, it rather does. I don't want to know. Today was rehearsal day at the Boards, and Amber and Geoffrey also had awkwardness. Ew. Amber skipped out very quickly when rehearsals were over, it seems. Tony and Geoffrey made plans for costumes and sets, my my, getting ambitious, aren't we? But apparently with good reason, as Hoshi reported the bake sale did very well, even with her giving away free food. At Caritas, Marshall tended bar, leading Ronan to wonder if Marshall was bored. Biff came in looking for beer, as you do. Harley manned the clinic, and had candy. It'll cure what ails you.

Reno: Kinda like.. Faith and love. Findin' your place on that path unwindin'?

*Acorn thump*

Reno: Okay! Okay, I quit similes! You happy now?

*Chittering*

*acorn thump*

Jenny: That one was me. It just looked fun.

Reno: ... Thanks. I needed that.

Jenny: Glad to help.

Reno: We done?

*acorn thump*

Jenny: Now we are.

Reno: ... Sonofa[[CENSOR BEEP]]! Good night, Fandom. This is Reno, takin' off before they find more acorns, yo.

Jenny: And this is Jenny. Looking for more acorns.

*That Song plays*