Welcome to WTFH Radio: Homecomin' Edition! *hic* It was a wonderful homecoming, wasn't it? And such good punch! I had lots of it. I brought some for the squirrels, too. Here you go, squirrels! *hic*

Let's get to the news.




School

Because we still had school today, Chemisty class made fountains out of Mentos and Diet Coke....really? That sound so cooooooooooo *hic* oool! They also tried it with different candies and pops. I mean, sodas. Rikku and Ino had TA duty, and Reno apologized for missing class.

We went bowling in evil class, which isn't that evil until you consider that we still had to wear icky uniforms because Mister Dex is a communist. Francine explained to Ino about the different shoes, we all bowled, and Hannibal was TA.

Awesome class got to meet a samurai, ooooh, but, uh-oh, he doesn't know English! Whoops! That didn't keep Peyton and Dick from TAing, though, hooray!

*hic*

Mmm, that one tasted like punch.

Anyway, there was a staff meeting today, too, but Principal Winchester made it quick so everyone could go play at the carnival, yaaay! There was alcohol-free preparations, and the only business was chaperoning, which many of them volunteer for! Mister Deadpool and Mister Skywalker talked about jammies and curlers and I'm gonna have nightmares now. Tyler was all teacherly, which is weeeeeeird, and talked about a science fair, which is neeeeerdy!

*hic*

Also, in the office, moose and squirrel elk got married! Awwww, and they didn't even invite me?

Dorms

In the third floor common room, Molly had a horror movie fest instead of going to the dance, which might have been fun, if the dance wasn't so awesome. *hic* Claire came in with an SAT book...well, err, I guess at least she's driven? But come on! Par-tay! Whooo! And rawr! Anyway, she came in and chated with Molly about stuff, like sex is evil class. Meg is there too because the Red Sox are more important; she and Molly talk baseball and where their from and maybe even what it's like to have an M name. MMMMMM, M. *hic* Viki also showed up to ask why it's so quiet; Molly tells her about horrrrror movies, which aren't really quiet at all, but that's Viki for you I guess.

Tahiri waits shoeless in her room for her date, Ben. Ichigo, in a refreshing change from the norm, was picked up by Ino instead of vice versa. There wasn't talking but there was some smooching, I hear! Sam also got ready for his date, Peter. They did not waste time on the kissy face, rawr! Heeee. And Momoko abducted Warren for homecoming. Annja checked herself out in the mirror, and Adam probably jinxed himself. Angela, meanwhile, had birthday cards and breakfast which have nothing to do with the dance. I don't...think? Gwynn also got ready, and discusses with Eve the evil that is bobby pins. This is why I swear my hair down for these things. That, and so Jeff can run his fingers through it because that's nice when he does that...

*wistful sigh*

Anyway, Jack was also all ready and rearing to go, and Naomi came a'knockin'. So was Rikku, and she was all awkward and stuff with Reno about going when he showed up. Good awkward! Cute awkward! But definitely no rawring.

Rawr! Ella, who was apparantly topless, or something, or I'm too drunk to understand, but she talked about fashion. Topless is not a good fashion, oh em gee. *hic* And guess what Savannah did! That's right! She got ready! And then guess what Johnny did! Yes, he picked her up. And they got all kissy face. RAWR! I bet you're all very surprised.

And Joan got ready, too. Poor girl got stuck going with Marco-Barco. *hic* I didn't go with Marco-Barco, 'cause I have a boyfriend. But he is, like, my bestest friend, so Joan better be nice to him! But not too nice! Then I might hafta kick her!

*hic* Right. In. The shin. BAM! Francine got ready, and Katina assured her that she didn't look fat before she even saw it, and when she saw it, she thought Francine looked pretty okay! RAWR! Jess picked her up and told her about the carnival after Alice chatted with her about pregnant woman glow. Which....I really hope isn't in direct relation with either of them. That's supposed to happen after prom, not before homecoming!

RAWR!

Andrew assured himself that he was not nervous, really! And Tony came to pick him up! Susan got ready too! Everyone getting all prettified, rawr! And Kaylee, too, in a dress that I, as her big sister, really should have just STOPPED from happening. Ned seemed to think that she looked wobbly. Hey, I feel kind of wobbly, too, now that you mention it! Kaylee! We're wobbly together!

Penelope was not wobbly, but she was scarfless until Liir came to give her one and take her to the daaaaaance! Claire also gave her roomie Penelope some fashion advice and talk about Claire spending the evening studying like a dork.

Town

Karal and Evey actually left! On homecoming? Whyyyyyy? Mary-bary had the hotel all set up for people coming home--get it?-- for the weekend! People like Eyepatch!
Adah was in her room, waiting for Lee, and when he shows up, they immediate start eating each other's faces. Om nom nom. Lana was also in her room, waiting for Shawn without the immediate sexy results. And Seely and Aravis hung out in Seely's suite. Probably to sexy results. Rawr! Constable Fraser and Robin-not-a-Frog stumbled home after the dance, and there was a good chance there was more alcohol. And kissy face. I won't talk about sexy results because they're adults and that's weird.

Kaylee was puttin' the finishin' touches on Mister Stark's phone at Stark Industries today and Ben stopped by to give her R2 Unit plans, but no froggies. Jenny grabbed a dress while she was at work at that overpriced clothing place. Viki opened Strokes of Genius today, which is hilarious. And Miss Rosie was talkin' to the squirrels over at the Gig; apparently there was a debate about--

*chittering*

--about--

*more chittering*

--about--

*chittering*

--SHUT UP! No one cares which one of you loves Teyla more, okay? SHUSH.

*pause*

Thank you. Ahem. Worf came by to get some work on his weapon...

..rawr? No? Not rawr? Okay, good. Because that's...yeah. *hic* Anyway, Mister Kowlaski is still getting Mister Ralph's name wrong over at the Trooper Station, and everything was covered in bacon for Ella over at Luke's Diner. Ooooh, bacon! I love bacon! Squirrels, go get me some bacon! Please? Pretty please? I'll talk to Teyla for whichever squirrel gets me bacon first! RAWR! Anyway, Mister Biff ate some bacon, and so did Jack. Om nom nom.

Miss Doolittle updated her sign with a pink E over at Covent Garden Flowers, Tony picked up some flowers for Aaaaaandrew, and Romeo, Liir, Hoshi, and Jack all got some, too! At Book Haven, Liir worked real quick to help get out early to get ready before Miss Millie shoo'd him off to the carnival, and Agnes was chasing a glowy thing at the Magic Box.

Rikku was all hyper at Wellspring Arms and Meditiation Center, which is nothing new, but Mister Cable did let her leave early! Hooray for Mister Cable! *hic* Jen wasn't moping at Pizza Planet, especially since Tori stopped by to talk to her. HI TORIIIIIIII! Claire also talked to Jen about being a nerd...err, I mean, not going to the dance. SAME THING.

Ronon worked the day shift at the clinic and no one was yet hurt, yay! *hic* ...Man, there are still so many notes left! Squirrels! Squirrels, you guys! Do me a favor, please? Pretty please? Go out and find someone to come and heeeeelp me! This is torture! Go, go! I don't care, just as long as they can read, they can help!

Thank you! Okay, while they're doing that...



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