Hi, Fandom! This is Lois Lane once again reporting to you from the place where the squirrels like to drink. I apologize for not being around last week. I caught a case of the knocked unconscious. But, hey, I heard that tall guy who filled in for me had a good time.

Speaking of good times, the squirrels are having a ball signing my cast. Too bad that instead of writing their names they're writing down all the school OTP's. That stands for One True Pairing, for those of you who are internet illiterate. Sam/Lucas, Squirrels/Teyla, Ned/Pie...yep, they're all on there. I'm a walking US Weekly now.



School - Where OTP's gaze at each other during lecture

Sunday! Meaning no school! Hey, there's no school for the rest of the week. Yes!

What are you guys writing now? Seely/Shirtlessness. Yeah, I'll go along with that.

Dorms - Where OTP's make sweet, sweet love

Andrew stuck his head out of his window. Good for you, dude. He gets visits from John and Sokka. Z and Rikku make puppy!Jamie dance for their amusement. Gavin is brooding in his room and Inara drops by for an argument. Might want to scratch that pairing off my cast, squirrels. Karal is trying to make it around his room without his cat's help and Jaina comes in to ask about his whole not seeing things good problem. Yeah. Dean and Aravis come see Karal too. Amber comes back after a weekend at home and gets visits from Jack and Cal. Katara is doing the broody thing when Zuko comes in with pastries as an apology for not talking to her for a week. He's a keeper. Gives you your personal space and pastries. Michael is lounging and a kimono'd Ino was there for kissytime. Earlier in the day, Ino is in the gym for her usual training session with Liir. Liir apparently wants to skip training and go right into broom experimenting...well...just make sure you're well lubricated. Or something. Jeff is very excited about some soccer thing. Apparently it's big or something. Turtle is not as into the soccer thing while Jenny wonders who's winning. The answer? Who cares. I'm an American football gal myself. Mmm, Tom Brady. Hey, put Lois/Tom Brady on my cast.

Town - Where OTP's have angsty fights in public

Roy and Aly spend a snuggly morning at the MCA. Aww. That's just...intrusive. You squirrels are worse than those dudes who follow Lindsay Lohan around. Steve's in the park, drawing a pony. What are you, seven? Logan's watching baseball in the gym. Er, shouldn't you be playing baseball in a gym? Steve and Logan talk about pony!Tony. Hee. Rhymes. Barney came by for a job, that's scary, and Faith tells Logan that she thinks his gym is nice. Hey, I've heard about Faith. Right here, in between Robin/Scotch and Turtle/Pink Glitter, Faith/Everybody. That's cool. She must have a pretty busy schedule. Tino was throwing olives at Anders at Caritas and Lana, Savannah, Eve, Isabel and Hoshi stopped in. Adah's working the clinic this evening and Lana and Lee come in.



Are you guys quite finished? Well, I'm done reading the news and I'd like to go home sometime tonight. I'll have the thing on for another couple of weeks, you can add more next Sunday. Look, give me the marker and I won't whack you with this thing. GIVE IT!

Ahem. Thank you. That's it for me, Fandom. Enjoy your week off! Night!