Hello islanders and all the small children around who keep wanting to pet my dog. You are not allowed to pet my dog. Stay away from my dog. You can however harass all the squirrels you want.

There is no school, there was nothing going on in the dorms so I'm going to ignore the strange bird's tears and go directly to town:

Starting off yesterday, Lydia took her entire brood of children to J'Gob for treats in honor of a holiday involving a bunny. Adrian arrived to learn he was an uncle... I'm not sure how that works. Jon and his child, which according to the description here is the result of him getting together with a Rorschach test, also met with Lydia and her children.

Summer was apparently celebrating a different holiday by partaking of and I quote "The Devil's Cabbage". I don't know what that means. Did Lucifer make cole slaw? I don't understand. Oh, and apparently James showed up with brownies and everybody was awkward with each other. For the record, the rest of the island wasn't awkward, just the two of them.

Finally, Octavia was out in the middle of the preserve doing some gardening.

That's all I got. Have a good Monday or whatever and stay the hell away from my dog.