Why hello, everyone! This is Alexis, filling in for Tahani, but don't worry. I promise to do a much better job.

First up, we have school stuff. You know, the unimportant things. Shunsui subbed in for Math, and that meant he showed a movie. About math. My sympathies, class. The Modern World and You also got a movie, but it was a classic about cool kids so that's fine. Engineering... also had a movie day. What are we paying you teachers for, anyway? And Alara was skulking around the offices, for some reason, wink, wink.

Over in the dorms, Five turned from a cat into a semi-normal person again, so Belle got to deal with a naked angry boy, yes the squirrels are waving flags.

If you get glitter on this dress I'm suing.

Finally in town, Annie and Diego got back from an anniversary date to be all cute and lovey dovey, awww. Shunsui tried to get some work done at Turtle and Canary, but not like, real work or anything. Goose finished off a trip home at the Perk, and explained to Jon about getting the funds to fix stuff. There are way better things to spend funds on. And Irene was setting Dite's up for Halloween- ooh I still need a costume- where Dwight got himself educated on current stuff, and Margo educated Irene on werewolf STIs. Oh!-kay!

Rosa was doing work at Diaz and Ass and got told that she's definitely going to the homecoming dance by Miguel because she wouldn't want to miss anything great that happens. Which is really the reason to do anything. And if that's not enough incentive, Amaya is advertising custom masks at the forge! Dwight brought over some of his own work to show off, Hannibal came in about silverware, and Stark decided a spare mask would be a wise investment. I see Stark understood the assignment, mostly.

That's everything. I'm Alexis Rose. Live your best life this week. Oh, I have missed saying that!